If something happens on my flight...

[NurseMira]

Ok...if something happens on my flight tomorrow...this is my last will....


*My friend Robin can have my glass bowl.

*My friend Brenden can have the other bowl (Bubba)

*I would like whatever remains found to be cremated.

Please take my ashes and spread them in NYC strip clubs. At my funeral, please smoke a lot of weed and drink until you drop. Also, don't forget to pour some beer on the floor out of respect for me.

I can't think of anything else. I really don't own anything nice.

Ok.....I am really nervous about my flight. Can you guys tell???

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thank you for the sig, mindtank


I once farted on the set of the Blue Lagoon..................................SMACK!!

[ToddEVF]

Ok.....I am really nervous about my flight. Can you guys tell???


I don't know what hinted at it. but seriously, don't be very pessimistic. I get very nervous about flying, myself. But it'll be ok. you'll be fine. we will miss you greatly from the board andall. but I wish you the best. along with everyone else from the board.

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If your like me, and watch mucho movies and understand alien logic along with those of cybernetic creature, you are probably insane.

[Sheeplovr]

all you own is two bowls?

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Jackie Sloan]

Something is gonna happen..it'll be a perfect flight, you'll get to where you want to be, take a deep breath and relax. Do not forget this board, we'll be waiting for your next post!

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O n A will be back...revenue = airtime

[Captain Stubing]

As a mental health professional (albeit in training) my recommendations are: 1) deep, slow breaths...from the abdomen, 4 sec in and 4 sec out; 2) calm, peaceful thoughts...whatever works for you...beach, sitting in a meadow, etc; and 2) two shots as close to takeoff as possible. Don't knock it, it works for me. <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[TooCute]

I want the nice coat you bargained for.


You'll be fine Mira, I'm sure :) Just pop a few
sleeping pills ;


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[NurseMira]

Ok TooCute, you can have my long coat.

Helen and Mikey can have my silver vibrator, too. I forgot to mention that. They can have whatever they want....I love them.

Give Frenchy my nude photos. I want her to think of me all the time she rubs one out.



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thank you for the sig, mindtank


I once farted on the set of the Blue Lagoon..................................SMACK!!

[JustJon]

You'll be fine, Mira. Airplanes are perfectly safe.

And instead of drinking and smoking and any other debauchery in you're memory, I'd rather just do it with you when you return.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Mira... I work at the airport as you know and well the airports are more safer than ever.. the security is no longer slackers... but its X military people hired by the goverment
so you are safe
but if ya do go.... what do I get?

"Feel wit da massive. Deal wit da matter."
- Mc Skibadee

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[Captain Rooster]

Damn - this is a cheery thought.

Mira, you will be fine;)

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[Green Lantern]

Can I have any nude pictures of you?
:-)

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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We came, We saw, We kicked it ASS!

[furie]

i was never in the military.......


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[Hawiian shirt craig]

Please take my ashes and spread them in NYC strip clubs. At my funeral, please smoke a lot of weed and drink until you drop. Also, don't forget to pour some beer on the floor out of respect for me


can we burn some wood and do all that still?? shwing!!!

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Joey Cartoons]

nude photos?


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[TheGameHHH]

Wanna smoke a bowl tonight before you go??? <P>


IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

[FN Moron]

all you own is two bowls?damn... that's what i was thinking...

Give Frenchy my nude photos. I want her to think of me all the time she rubs one out. note to self... spend more time hanging out with Frenchy...



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[ADF]

Fly Qantas. They never crash.

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[F1Gm3nT]

i was never in the military.......

But he can sure shut down an airport if he wanted to

"Feel wit da massive. Deal wit da matter."
- Mc Skibadee

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[EffMeBoobs]

Can I have your super sexy boots and your kinky under-roos?

Seriously hunny you'll be just fine. Have the bestest trip and lots of fun! I'll miss you!!

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[The Blowhard]

Make sure you sit next to a black woman. They always look for the black box when the planes go down. :)

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[ThePointer]

Mira You will be fine flying is just as safe as crossing a NYC street . but just in case, It was nice meeting you Friday .

Seriously I am flying in Sept and looking forward to it. it is nothing difficult CYA when you return

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

[Earth2RON]

ill take ya booty, and ya hips NurseMira!

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[RF Godfather]

Mira, you'll be fine. It's much more safer in the airports than ever before. Just don't get pissed off with the long ass lines. IT's all in your best interest.

Can I get something? Anything? :)

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 8-27-02 @ 11:05 AM