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Death Metal Moe
08-25-2002, 07:41 PM
WHO the FUCK do these guys think they're fooling?
I HATE that commercial. The kid asks, "Is this Quick? NO! It's rich, chocolaty Ovaltine!"
BULLSHIT! Who would EVER mix them up! One is a tasty treat, the other tastes like your cremated grandpa.
LESS OVALTINE PLEASE!!!
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pinkyfloyd
08-25-2002, 08:43 PM
It seems like that guy and the kids in the Ovaltine commercials are related. They look alike (ugly). He probably is the owner of the Ovaltine corporation, and makes his poor children drink that shit, to pay the bills.
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JerseyRich
08-25-2002, 08:56 PM
Ever since I saw the Movie "A Christmas Story" I've been turned off of Ovaltine...Those corporate bastards!
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TheKnicks23
08-25-2002, 09:42 PM
Some stuff called Bosco (sp?) tasted the same as ovaltine and had a such a stupid theme song on their comercials
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Tall_James
08-26-2002, 07:04 PM
Malt sucks. Unless they turn it into beer.
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Death Metal Moe
08-27-2002, 01:11 AM
Now wait, you say Bosco tastes like Ovaltine? That's odd, because I LIKE Bosco, but HATE ovaltine.
Hmmmmmmm.
And what do you mean Malt, Tall james? Is that a flavor, a process, or something else?
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Tall_James
08-27-2002, 02:42 AM
Nestl‚ has hots for Ovaltine
Nestl‚, global leader in malt-based and chocolate-based hot drinks with brands including Nesquik, Milo and Nescau, has publicly expressed an interest in acquiring Ovaltine, which accounts for just over 15% of total value sales of malt-based drinks worldwide, commanding a quarter of the UK market alone.
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DarkHippie
08-27-2002, 04:52 AM
"POWDERED ASSSSS MANNNNN!!!!!"
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I liked Ovaltine. I also liked Quick, Hershey's and Yoo-Hoo.
I heard of Bosco but never tried it.
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FelixDasGato
08-27-2002, 11:53 AM
I liked Ovaltine as a kid, haven't had it since then. Does anyone remember the Ovaltine chocolate bars? Now those were some of the most repulsive tasting things EVER! Bosco was and still may be in a class of its own, that stuff was great and had no resemblance to Ovaltine in this cats taste. <P>
Schematic
08-27-2002, 02:02 PM
LoL ahahahahhaah
cremated grandma good one
ur right it tastes LIKE a big, fat ,smelly, brown, wet ,piece of crap
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Freeze
08-27-2002, 02:19 PM
Why do they call it ovaltine the mug is round they container is round why dont they call it roundtine (seinfeld) I honestly never had it before.
Its pretty cold in here.......
Death Metal Moe
08-27-2002, 06:24 PM
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!!??
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El Mudo
08-27-2002, 06:45 PM
there was a commercial for ovaltine in the late 60's i saw on a video tape starring joe namath that was the funniest thing ive ever seen...
*the theme: My Old Pal Ovaltine*
kid: *here's my pal George Johnson*
Joe Namath: *My old pal george johnson*
kid *here's Jo Jo Rizzo*
Joe Namath *My old pal Jo Jo Rizzo*
Joe Namath *anyone who drinks ovaltine is a friend of mine*
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