Kicking Game - Go Basic or Creative?

[rowanprofz]

Alright it's a multi tiered topic here

1) Ladies is it better to go for the straight intro "hi i'm bob can i buy you a drink" or will you always kick the guy after delivering a swiss cheese line.

2) I wanna hear the best and worst lines out there.

Mine

Would you call me crazy if I said you were beautiful?

No? Then would I be crazy to think you'll call me?

DAMN THE MAN! - Empire Records

[FelixDasGato]

If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.....

SLAP

This line never works!!!

I get a kick for this

[ToddEVF]

my worst pick up line is. . .
I was afraid to talk to you because I think you're incredibly beautiful

It never works for me.

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[rowanprofz]

I just remembered a favorite of my buddies, and it works cause his brother's deaf. It needs a wingman and has to be done to a pair of girls.

You go up to the two and you get their attention, you explain that he's deaf and has to sign. The wingman basically makes shit up as he goes along so the wingman has got to be fast on his feet.

DAMN THE MAN! - Empire Records