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The Blowhard

08-24-2002, 10:20 PM

Bootlegged CD's are already being mass produced in Asia!
There is a buzz in this town after Friday nights incredible performance at The Hard Rock. Critics around the world have written rave reviews.
Mikey D has been offered Porno roles and a Viagra commercial!
Gvac has already sold his life story to The Enquirer! He just bought a new double wide trailer home!
Jersey Rich: Touring with "The Who". Fuck John Entwistle!
42nd Delay: Producing Lisa Loebs new album. Also the biggest thing in Armenia! People are buying his 8 track in droves, trading in their goats and potatoes!
Legroom: working with Keith Emerson on his comeback album, also posing for "Playgirl"!
And finally, MOSHIN: can you say "The View"? Lisa Ling is leaving. Will Moshin get a seat on the panel? And what about her "Maxim" photoshoot?
This is only the beginning people!

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TheMojoPin

08-24-2002, 11:06 PM

And what about her "Maxim" photoshoot?

What, they outbid "National Geographic"?

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ToddEVF

08-24-2002, 11:13 PM

THATS GREAT NEWS!!! all they need now is to do originals and they will be signed. And I heard Gvac was nominated for Time Man of the Year.

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Ralphy Ramone

08-25-2002, 04:21 AM

I heard there is already a second recording in the works entitled "Mosh-tinued".Kind of a "what would they be playing now album"....if they were still together this week.

fatty

08-25-2002, 08:41 AM

ha ha ha with the jokes but i was seriously impressed with those guys. they rocked hard adn played very well. i totally thought they kicked ass and made this board look way cooler than we are.

great job to the band!

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The Blowhard

08-25-2002, 08:45 AM

I am officially offering my services to manage the group.
Just imagine: I'm Reuben Kinkaid, Col. Tom Parker and The Grand Wizard Of Wrestling rolled into one!
And yes, I will take the customary 80%.

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JerseyRich

08-25-2002, 08:46 AM

Captain Rooster

08-25-2002, 09:14 AM

**SWEATY BAND NEWS UPDATE!!**

MikeyD....Overdose
Gvac...HIV
JR...Still touring with the Who
42nd Delay...Shot himself
Legroom...Got a job at Starbucks.
Moshin...Married Jewish.

I smell a "Behind the Music," and possible a new show, "True Story of a Toni Award Nominee."

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legroommusic

08-25-2002, 09:24 AM

Legroom...Got a job at Starbucks.

When you say starbucks, is that another term for coke habit?

steaks anyone?

Death Metal Moe

08-25-2002, 10:14 AM

What, none of them became Born Again Christians?

That's my favorite "Where are they Now" confession.

ROck stars worship the Devil, bang enough women to fill a small country, do every drug 100 times, THEN find God.

How fitting. I guess Religion is punishment enough.

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42nd-delay

08-26-2002, 09:58 AM

42nd Delay...Shot himself

I got better...

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The Blowhard

08-29-2002, 03:25 AM

http://b3ta.com/razor-vs-house/ 
The new single that's sweeping Asia! 

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JerseyRich

08-31-2002, 07:27 AM

House always wins.

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The Blowhard

08-31-2002, 10:59 AM

http://www.thebranflakes.com/scrump/sex.html 
Jersey Rich on TV! Wow! 

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