What the weirdest name you've ever heard?

[furie]

I just met a nutball named Johnny Freedom. What's even better, on his business cards it says "My name is my purpose"


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[MonaVox]

This kid named Lemonjello.

I SWEAR. At this daycare place my friend Leigh works out.... it's pronounced

Le-MON-jullo

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[Michael Fury]

A kid I went to high school named Jim Little. He was under 5 feet in his graduating year.






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[philby]

Everyone knows one:

Dick Richard

Dick Little

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[Yerdaddy]

My sister: Anita Bone

true story.

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[Hosp]

Black kid, about 4 years old, named Simeon. I don't think I spelled it right, but I really think it's wrong to name a small black child after the scientific name for a monkey if you really want to break down those racial boundaries.

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[A.J.]

I once worked with a guy named Harry Bush.

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[Ryan the Great]

ok this one is gonna sound made up but its totally true. my grandad always tells us this story of when he used to be a cop and he pulled this lady over, the name on her license was Clitoris. hahahaha. i swear its a true story

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[philby]

How about that basketball player Anfernee? Were his parents attempting to spell/say Anthony?

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[A.J.]

Black kid, about 4 years old, named Simeon. I don't think I spelled it right, but I really think it's wrong to name a small black child after the scientific name for a monkey if you really want to break down those racial boundaries.


There was a pro football player with the first name Simeon (can't remember which team he was on). I had a similar thought Hosp.

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[Aggie]

furie :)


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[furie]

furie


:P

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[pixiestix]

A while back in the Sunday NY Daily News in the section where people send in baby pictures, one poor girl was named Glamourgucci. There was a girl in my sister's class named Clister.< <P>

[JerseyRich]

Krikor

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[Mxyzptlk]

Elephant Huang

Nope, its not a joke, but actually somebody's name...

[HordeKing1]

Brother and sister. Brother named Vernard, sister named Beronica.

My wife had a kid in her class named "Queen Anestasia."

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Pajama

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[Death Metal Moe]

as a young teen, haning at the mall, my buds met a kid that SWEARS his REAL name was Sing Won Song.

I still think it's a load of shit.

And what ever happened to Dick Assman, that guy who got his 15 minutes on Letterman.

Funniest bit: he was a gas attendant, and they wanted to make bumper stickers that read "I got pumped by the Assman."

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[Gwen]

Well since my mom works in the birth certificate office she's privy to seeing alot of wierdo names.

The name I went by my whole life (until a yr ago) was my middle name, which is Deja, like deja-vu.

There is also Ytosse from Temptation island (pronounced Why-tah-see)

One of the more "free spirited" sets of parents let their child pick her name when she was old enough to speak and she chose "Popcorn" as her legal first name. WTF



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[Lisa Croft]

My friend has always told me the story of a woman whose last name was Jones and had a baby girl. Supposedly, when she saw the baby in the hospital, it had a tag on the crib that said "Female Jones". The woman thought they had taken it upon themselves to name the baby for her, so the child was named Female Jones, pronounced Fa-mah-lee.
Also, I was on line at K-Mart about a year ago (and I will never forget this for some reason) and a black woman was yelling at her 3 children to stop misbehaving.... "Fatima, Diamond and Dijon! You get yo' black asses back ova hea'!" I laughed so hard I almost had to remove myself from the line.

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[Fallon]

Max Powers

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[Gwen]

I cant believe I forgot this one. One of my friends goes to Iona College in New Rochelle and the teacher kept calling the attendance and he paused for a few minutes and finally called out the name "Shit head". A black girl gets up huffs and goes "Its pronounced shih-thayed". I thought this story was a lie til I saw her name on the class roster for choosing groups. That sucks!

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[Aggie]

There was a football player at A&M named Sirr Parker (he won us the Big XII title in OT) anyway, his mom said he named him that so people will always have to call him sir.


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[Patches]

There was a pro football player with the first name Simeon (can't remember which team he was on).


It was Simeon Rice, played for the Cardinals and later signed with Tampa Bay I believe.

I knew a kid in JHS named Wonderful.

My friend had a roommate named Harry Sachs.

The best has to be the Chinese fighter pilot who was killed when he crashed into the American plane: Wong Wei

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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
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[Patches]

I forgot one.

My brother knows this kid Max Brown. His middle name is O. Just the letter O. His mother wanted him to sound Irish, Max O Brown. Poor bastard.

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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
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double post, my bad

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[Spoil-Sport]

There's a race car driver named Dick Trickle. I also work with someone named Yu Wang. Poor bastards! <P>

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[Coco]

I had a neighbor whose name was Cookie Mackleback. There was a guy I knew whose name was Maximillan Von Stradtman III

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[El Mudo]

Mississippi State's football team a couple years ago had a Pork Chop Womack(offensive tackle) and a safety named Pig Prather...

Aso Pogi the QB from Oklahoma State has a funny name, as does the QB from Michigan State, Jeff Smoker

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[TheMojoPin]

This isn't the weirdest, but the saddest name I ever heard was "John Large". This kid was in my middle school, and of course, he was by far the fattest kid in school. Poor bastard.

The funniest was a kid I was in third grade with...Douglas Stank...

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[ag]

My whole stepmothers family has fucked up names. For instance her middle name is Beazy.Cissy, is the name of her Aunt, Graves,my stepbrother, which was origanlly a last name in his family and his cousins name is Parks. Besides from that some black people have some pretty wacky names, Moesha, konequwa ect(yea I know there not spelled that way)

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[grlNIN]

My brothers Gf's cousins' name is Kajersta(Ka-Jer-Sta)...thats kinda weird. I wann name my kid Debris....that would be different, i dont know if it would be a good different but what the hell, it wont be my name

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