What would you rather be a Orge or a Gnome?

[PrivatePyle]

I hear Gnomes have strong pimp hands.

[Heroin Bob]

I am an Ogre so being a gnome is out of the question.

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[sunndoggy8]

What about trolls...being a troll that lived under a bridge would be fun.

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[PanterA]

what do you feel about elves?

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[The Blowhard]

What about those "Boogiemen" in "March of The Wooden Soldiers"?

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[Pootertoot]

I'd rather be Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He's dreaaaammmyyyy.

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[Heroin Bob]

There is no way he's dreamier than Zachary ty brian, that is one fine mofo.

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[Sheeplovr]

Gnomes are better cause they have pointy hats

number 333 its the way to be
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[AppleBoy]

I'd like to be a Keebler elf. Then I could sneak some cookies when the boss wasn't looking.

[SeeYouNextTuesday]

A gnome, because they have:
------according to 1st edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons----
+1 constitution for each 3.5 points rolled
*infravision
--in undergroung passages:
*80% chance to detect grade up or down in a passage
*70% chance to detect unsafe walls, ceilings or floors
*60% chance to detect approximate depth underground
*50% chance to determine direction of travel underground
Also: they are Small, so they gain Armor Class and Attack roll bonuses.

3rd edition D&D handbook is in school so I don't have the numbers on hand.

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[DarkHippie]

in 3rd edition, they (gnomes) have inate magic abilities too! but ogres are way too powerful for their xp . . . whoa, i totally geeked out there

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[Furtherman]

Gnomes are better cause they have pointy hats

How right you are Sheepy!

'Creepy gnome' terrorises town (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece)

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Check out the video! It's great!


Could be a dog? Dogs can walk sideways... can't they?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you sir are great at searching old threads before posting new threads

too bad your 10 K post wasn't an example of that

[Furtherman]

you sir are great at searching old threads before posting new threads

too bad your 10 K post wasn't an example of that

And you sir, are great at reminding me of that! :dry:

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[Team_Ramrod]

Ask these people.... I'd bet they think your hillarious.

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I'd want to be an ogre.... bigger dick n balls

[King Hippos Bandaid]

And you sir, are great at reminding me of that! :dry:

you sir have made 3 mistakes

I make 6 a day, so be happy about that

[MadMatt]

I'd want to be an ogre.... bigger dick n balls

You hope... :lol:

[Death Metal Moe]

If I ever see a fucking gnome I'm going to punt it as hard as I can.

OGRES 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Badinia]

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. Yes I would.

[weekapaugjz]

i always make fun of my chick and say she looks like a gnome. we both get a hearty laugh out of it. she once bought me a pack a gnome gum with some little gnome facts (oh, the play on words) id like to share:

1. gnomes sense of smell is ten times better than humans

2. gnomes sense of direction is as good as a homing pigeons

3. gnomes always bring good luck to their owners

[ralphbxny]

Ogre!!

[topless_mike]

1. gnomes sense of smell is ten times better than humans


thats because they are about eye-level with the clam.

"when toes to toes his nose is in it"

[jonyrotn]

I pick Gnome IF..
A) I don't have to work for Travleocity..What they did to the Elve's union was atrotious.
B) Nobody makes short jokes aimed directly at me..Bud Bundy really took a lot of shit for that on "Marrie With Children" and I would like to maintain my self confidence.
C)I get to have a cock as big as a lawn jockey, only because I think having a gnome sized penis would be very humiliating..

[cougarjake13]

I hear Gnomes have strong pimp hands.

ogre

[DoubleJ]

I guess people used to get a pass on spelling errors back in 2001. I can't even imagine being around in those times. How horrible.

[TeeBone]

Ogre

[grlNIN]

I hear Gnomes have strong pimp hands.

"Slapping his ho's with a daffodil stem..."

[Furtherman]

Call for Sherlock Gnomes (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article937659.ece)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00450/superbelter_682_450560a.jpg

COPS in a town plagued by sightings of a creepy 'gnome' have launched a full-scale investigation - after records showed locals have reported seeing the creature for DECADES.

[Team_Ramrod]

It's a leprechaun in that picture.... There's a big difference

EDIT:

Nope, that's a gnome....

[LaBoob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAphcvZaS8I

some more footage of this "gnome"

[SyndicateParish]

Ogre, cus gnomes are so tasty..

[bobrobot]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/gnomeCouple2.jpg

There's only one Ogre I like, he posts here on occasion, Gnomes rule & the chix R WAYY HOTTT!!!

[Ogre]

Gnome. Sometimes I can't stand to look in the mirror.

[Furtherman]

Call for Sherlock Gnomes (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article937659.ece)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00450/superbelter_682_450560a.jpg

He's BAAAAAAACK!

A NEW sighting of South America’s ‘creepy gnome’ has caused panic among locals after a group of youngsters claimed a ‘midget monster’ ran towards them at night. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1817406.ece)

Click on the link for a new video! hahaha

[Freakshow]

He's BAAAAAAACK!

A NEW sighting of South America’s ‘creepy gnome’ has caused panic among locals after a group of youngsters claimed a ‘midget monster’ ran towards them at night. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1817406.ece)

Click on the link for a new video! hahaha

aparently the gnome is wearing intimate apparel because the link is blocked at my work.

Oh well. I just assume he's like detroit's nain rouge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nain_rouge)

[ChimneyFish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAphcvZaS8I

some more footage of this "gnome"

Awwww, yeeaah.
Tom muthafuckin' Bosley up in this.:smoke:

[razorboy]

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[KC2OSO]

Do Smurfs count as gnomes?

How about farting Smurfs?

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[Patient zer0]

deffinetly gnome, then I could stand under ladies skirts and finally get rid of those pesky mirrors on the tops of my shoes

[Mullenax]

I'd rather be a Jawa than an Ewok.

[PigShitIrish]

I'd rather be like Gnorm so I could hang out with the cool kids like Anthony Michael Hall....

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