The 3 remaining Senses of Sex

[Gwen]

I know that most everyone can say what sexs sounds and looks like, but how many people can explain the last 3 senses? I wanna know what does sex smell, taste and feel like?
I say it smells like Farenheit cologne, vanilla and sweat (not the BO kind). It tastes like a variety of things: toothpaste, beer and sometimes even junk. It always feels like right before you sneeze. Thats a good feeling.

Man...I need to get laid...

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[The Blowhard]

Gwen, it's all about cleanliness. Sometimes, sex with a truly clean person can be delightful. Sex with smelly and dirty people is...well, smelly and dirty. I suggest that when you find a partner you should shower together. I'm sure some disagree with me on this...Pootertoot? LOL

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[Pootertoot]

Smells like dried blood, baking soda combined with baby powder (keeps the smell of rotting flesh down in the weeks to come, and prevents chafing), stale urine, and, oddly, circus peanuts.

It tastes...well, that all depends on what you're eating. Young boys taste like the lollipops you used to get them in the van (it tends to fall in their lap after you use their mouths for your own devices). You girls taste like vinyl more than anything, but there's a wondeful salty taste if you bite in. The older generations taste like bitter rejection, and therefore I spurn them. Gwen, however, tastes like Fruity Pebbles. She hasn't been awake (or conscious, depending how you look at it), but one day...one day...

Coincidentally, Girl Germs tastes and smells like Slim Jims and burnt plastic.

Fucking feels like sucking on your own finger, and orgasm feels like the release of years of burning white rage built inside you, and would only be enhanced if I could blow out a woman's spine while unleashing a primal scream and killing a boar with my bare hands. I'd feel more manly if I was surrounded by cripples and animal corpses after I came.

Gwen, I'd help you with the getting laid part, but do you really want to end up in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks? I promise it'll be mildly entertaining before I bring the icepick down at the back of your skull...

Heckler, my only complaint about shower sex is that, after a while, they stop falling for the dropping the soap trick. Kids at least are more gullible, and when they catch on, you can just bash their head against the shower tile and scrub yourself with the fresh innocent blood, cleansing yourself of your wretched pas--I digress. Also with children, you'd be surprised how much of a Mr. Bubble bottle they can take inside...



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[Pootertoot]

You think she'd thank me for the new sig on the board...but nooooo...I get no love... ;P

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[PanterA]

i've said this before, i'll say it now, and i know i'll say this may times in the future. Pootertoot has problems.

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CYA!

[HordeKing1]

GWEN - As you are a baby in training, you mustn't rush things.

When the time is right, you'll discover for yourself.





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