The urinal...It's not just for guys anymore.

[Zipgun]

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html

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Lisa writes: My secret to peeing without exposing myself is to press the edges of my jeans around my labia so that it actually protrudes through the fly. Then I'll spread the lips slightly. Pinch and pull up on the pants opening in order to direct the stream out front. Sometimes I get a few drops on my jeans when finishing, but it sure beats going the traditional way.

I'm still wondering if I'm turned on by Lisa's story.

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[Sheeplovr]

Thats not right
But i dot'n care i dont use public restrooms anyways

she better wash her hands when she is done though

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[Tall_James]

If she is looking for a tampon dispenser...she's in the wrong place.

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[FelixDasGato]

I don't know if I should be turned on or horrified.
Whats next? Are they going to start hogging the remote too?

[JustinR]

what if she looks at your equipment?

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[nortonfan]

what if she looks at your equipment?


then you just look at hers

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[TomPoo]

should we be congratulating women for this monumental step in women's lib???

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Call me old fashioned but I'd sooner squat behind a dumpster before I try a urinal.

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[Aggie]

i'm with fuzzy on this one.....guys, keep your urinals, i don't want em!


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[furie]

so if i'm reading this right, in order to pee standing, a woman has to do some mild masturbation for it to work.

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[zathrus]

this is wrong on SO MANY levels.


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[gone]

am i the only girl who needs to try to do this?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

so if i'm reading this right, in order to pee standing, a woman has to do some mild masturbation for it to work.



On second thought...

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[Captain Rooster]

HOT!


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[Death Metal Moe]

Total batch post again.

How HOT is the idea of a chick standing next to you at a urinal?

yea, not that hot.

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[Captain Rooster]

How HOT is the idea of a chick standing next to you at a urinal?



The hot part is when she has to pull a Kama Sutra move to actually get to go.


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[Brick Jesus]

If women wanna piss in urinals so be it, even though I'm not crazy about the idea, but lets see them write their names in the snow, or piss into a soda bottle while doing 90 on the I-80, or arc one up into a guys car window while he's inside the 7-11. Girls, you may be able to do it, but dont forget who invented it. :)

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[rowanprofz]

WTF - am I going to have to wait 30 minutes just to take a leak now?

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[TheKnicks23]

that is the sickest thing i've ever heard in my life

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[Death Metal Moe]

Today, it's out urinals. Tomorrow, they'll want to Sword Fight too!

MEN! Take a stand! Draw the line!

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[Patches]

Yeah I'll say it. That may be the hottest thing I have ever seen. That may be because its a hot chick though.

Roseanne Arnold/Barr doing that? Absolutely fucking disgusting!

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