Favorite Seinfeld Episode

[sunndoggy8]

I love the Keith Hernandez one, but there are so many other classics. Try and limit yourself to just naming a couple, so that they don't all come flooding back! :)

(I hope this isn't a repeat post!)

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[The Blowhard]

Bubble Boy
Puerto Rican Parade
Soup Nazi
George's Shrinkage
The Contest
The episode where George eats pastry out of the garbage can.

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[Pootertoot]

These Pretzels...ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

The best episode, however, is when George pretends he's an importer/exporter for Vandeleigh (sp) industries.

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Can You Spare A Square??
Soup Natzi, wazzz the best!!!!

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[TomPoo]

I like the really old ones:

"The Stakeout"
"The Pony"
"The Chinese Restaurant"
"The Library"
"The Trip to Cali."

AND MY ABSOLUT FAVORITE:

"THE LIMO" When George and Jerry pretend to be someone so they can use there limo when they get off the plane... That show was F'n Genious.

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This message was edited by TomPoo on 7-9-01 @ 9:17 AM

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"festavus-for the rest of us"

"jon benet wasn't that hot without make up on"
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[sunndoggy8]

The Library Episode is so very funny. Here's a quick quote from Lt. Bookman (yes, the name of the guy who worked at the library was named bookman!) Enjoy! :)


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"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
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[adolescentmasturbator]

The one where Kramer runs for mayor and the one where Jerry and George try to prove that they aren't gay.

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[The Blowhard]

The Pez dispenser at the opera.

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[Gwen]

Ok ill admit it I f'n hate seinfeld, but there are 3 funny episodes
1. Kramer and his "smoking Lounge"
2. Swimming in the east river
3.When george gets that bed built under his desk. That bed was so hot. I gotta get me one

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[TomPoo]

This is one of my favorites:

"Can I have a medium diet coke?"
"Do you want the medium size or the middle size?"
"What's the difference?"
"Well, we have three sizes - medium, large and jumbo."
"What happened to the small?"
"There is no small. Small's medium."
"What's medium?"
"Medium's large and large is jumbo."
"Okay, give me the large."
"That's medium."
"Right. Can I have a small popcorn?"
"There is no small. Child-size is small."
"What's medium?"
"Adult."
"Do adults ever order the child-size?"
"Not usually."
"Okay, give me the adult."
"Do you want butter?"
"Is it real butter?"
"It's butter flavoring."
"What is it made of?"
"It's yellow."
- Elaine and a woman behind the
snack counter, in "The Movie"


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[Circus Boy]

nothing beats the contest

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[Hassan ix Sabbah]

The final episode. I never liked the show and was glad to see it go off the air.

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[The Blowhard]

Remember when Kramer was constipated? LOL

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[IkeaBoy]

always thought Seinfeld was overrated, NewsRadio kicked ass.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[DrBob]

"i said turn pimp !!!"

had to be the best one , when krammer gets caught beating up a whore next to a pink cadilac while he's wearing the techni-color dream coat with a top hat and cane .

[Beer Bishop]

When Kramer gets an intern and starts Kramericon.

Also when Kramer get's his old job back because they had been on strike.

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson

[The Blowhard]

George's Dad in the Korean Nail Shop. LOL

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[Poison Ivy]

I never really got into Seinfeld but i did like the soup nazi episode.... "NO SOUP FOR YOU" heh heh

Oh and any epidode with David Putty in it was always funny. I love that guy. My fave with him was the face paint. "THE DEVILS!! HE DEVILS!! El diablo? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh.gif

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[FezNotRon]

Okay...there are two best episodes...

The Soup Nazi Episode is great...but the best episode of all...

George does the oppossite of what he'd usually do and every works out great for him.

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[Jennitalia]

the contest
the one when Kramer starts the business "kremerica" and jerry imitates his girlfriend'sstomach "hellooooo"
can you spare a square


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[irishkb]

Never liked the show... it was so hyped up and i just could not see why.. i was glad when the show ended...

Give me a cartoon and i am happy....

[ag]

the high 5 episode
the doorman
calzone eppisode


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[Arienette]

i don't know that it's my favorite episode, but i think the funniest thing in any seinfeld was when kramer starts working at some firm without ever actually behing hired. jerry asks him what he has in his briefcase... "crackers"

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[sunndoggy8]

The one where Jerry and Kramer switch apartments and start acting like one another.

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