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Gvac
08-18-2002, 12:53 PM
Oy it's so humid.

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Muchas Gracias, PanterA!

DarkHippie
08-18-2002, 01:30 PM
it's like a sauna in here

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Death Metal Moe
08-18-2002, 01:30 PM
'I walk around it the summertime sayin' HOW ABOUT THIS HEAT?!

I'm and Asshole!"

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nortonfan
08-18-2002, 01:32 PM
a/c rocks!

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philby
08-18-2002, 02:32 PM
All around people lookin' half dead walkin on a sidewalk hotter than a match head!

Must...build...the...pyramid.

Jennitalia
08-18-2002, 02:53 PM
mmmm....salty balls....

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ADF
08-18-2002, 03:28 PM
I think mine are swelling.

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A.J.
08-18-2002, 04:23 PM
ADF -- nice sig pic!

Now you folks in the Tri-State area now what summers are like in DC. It sucks, don't it?

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Jennitalia
08-18-2002, 04:31 PM
ADF, you make one UGLY smurfette...

love the sig, LMTO!!!

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Jennitalia
08-18-2002, 04:31 PM
2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.

pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.

(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow
on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 8-18-02 @ 9:18 PM

blakjeezis
08-18-2002, 04:56 PM
Is it hot enough for ya?

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ROMEO
08-18-2002, 05:13 PM
I love the heat, the hotter the better.

Someday I'll be posting from the equator..

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SnoopDizog
08-18-2002, 05:47 PM
'I walk around it the summertime sayin' HOW ABOUT THIS HEAT?!

I'm and Asshole!"
I forgot How much that song rules by Denis Leary

Brick Jesus
08-18-2002, 06:27 PM
I can't take much more of this, at this point I'd like to skip fall and go right to a nice cold winter. Twenty below and snowing, thats my kinda weather.

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ToddEVF
08-18-2002, 06:32 PM
I thought by the name it was a about roasted peanuts. They kick ass. . . but Its just too humid, and i will spare you from the bad visual i was going to give about how hot it is.

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fiestygal
08-18-2002, 06:50 PM
i hate hot...i like A/C...but id rather have it hot than humid...i like the hot winds at night though especially in Ocean City where i am actually headed rights now....jealous MUCH..lol

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Arienette
08-18-2002, 07:08 PM
I think mine are swellingthat picture is one of the most vile things i have ever seen. thank for you ruining both my appetite and sex drive, adf. (he does that to all the girls)

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i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

ADF
08-18-2002, 08:15 PM
ADF, you make one UGLY smurfette...


That's me from my second grade picture. I'm actually much uglier nowadays.

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blakjeezis
08-18-2002, 08:19 PM
I think mine are swelling.
They plump when you cook 'em.

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Pootertoot
08-19-2002, 08:53 AM
My nuts are actually so swollen that I have a wheel-barrow to carry them behind me.

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