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The Blowhard
08-16-2002, 09:05 PM
Inmate eats toes after girlfriend marries and emigrates
A Romanian prisoner cut off both his little toes and ate them after he heard his girlfriend had married another man.
Neculai Berariu is serving a seven-year sentence at Timisoara prison in Timis county for stealing cars.
The 27-year-old said: "I wanted to shock everybody. I cut my toes with a knife and ate them raw.
"I also took a piece of flesh from my thigh, I fried it on some burned papers and ate it too."
The National newspaper says his ex-girlfriend has emigrated to Germany with her new husband.
He says he'll never mutilate his body again.
Story filed: 10:02 Thursday 15th August 2002
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pinkyfloyd
08-16-2002, 09:09 PM
Now I'm starvin'.
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ToddEVF
08-16-2002, 09:14 PM
That guy was a full fledged nut bar.
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TheMojoPin
08-16-2002, 10:15 PM
Wouldn't it have made more sense if he ate HER toes? Or even her new husband's toes? Now he's just a wobbly jackass.
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sourkitty
08-16-2002, 10:47 PM
sounds like hannibal
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flipper21
08-17-2002, 02:18 AM
What??? No fava beans? Where's the chianti?
Gmann
08-17-2002, 03:21 AM
did he at least marinate them ?? I mean....if your gonna do something like that...do it right!! Make a whole meal out of it...I doubt 10 toes would fill you up.....first I would need an appetizer....then the toes....then a dessert. Do it up right!!!
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Ralphy Ramone
08-17-2002, 05:50 AM
I thought you meant like...
walking in the rain or the snow,
when there's no place to go,
and a part of you makes you feel just like your dying.
That must be what they call tough love.
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Zipgun
08-17-2002, 08:25 AM
I've heard of putting your foot in your mouth before, but that's just ridiculous.
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jamesdiggy
08-17-2002, 08:40 AM
But those were the toes that were supposed to go wewewewe all the way home.
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Aggie
08-17-2002, 08:42 AM
That has to be some damn good pussy to cut off and eat your own toes. Poor crazy bastard.
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blakjeezis
08-17-2002, 10:42 AM
Well, he certainly showed her.
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walking in the rain or the snow,
when there's no place to go,
and a part of you makes you feel just like your dying.
You think you're gonna break up, then she says she wants to make up.
God, I miss the '70's.
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Ralphy Ramone
08-18-2002, 03:45 AM
I knew it was "this" kind of thread!
Eeeuuwww I think I love you,
Eeeuuww I think I really care!
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Death Metal Moe
08-18-2002, 10:38 AM
Good job, Chester. Now she's riding some other guy's Mule, AND you have no little toes.
He sounds like a little child holding his breath until someone notices him. I say, keep cutting yourself until you stop breathing.
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