Wackiest song Lyrics

[Heavy]

Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
She said, Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side

Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go doo do doo do doo do do doo, ....

Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hussle here and a hussle there
New York City's the place where they said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey Joe
Take a walk on the wild side

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
You should've seen 'em go go go
They said, Hey sugar
Take a walk on the wild side
I Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh

Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
Said, Hey babe,
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey honey,
Take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls say, doo do doo do doo do do doo, ....

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[Zipgun]

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello
You twinkle above us
We twinkle below

Good morning starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song


Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song


Good morning starshine
There's love in yoru skies
Reflecting the sunlight
In my lover's eyes

Good morning starshine
so happy to be
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning song

Can you hear me?
Singing a song, humming a song, singing a song
Loving a song, laughing a song, singing the song
Sing the song, song the sing
Song song song sing sing sing sing song...


And...


I'm so glad
I'm so glad
I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad
I'm so glad
I'm so glad
I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad

Don't know what to do
Don't know what to do
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Another week in
Telephoning
Tired of groaning for you

I'm so glad
I'm so glad
I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad
I'm so glad
I'm so glad
I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad


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[Ryan the Great]

there's a NOFX song called "Fun Things to Fuck". it goes like this:

fuck the front door, fuck the back.
fuck the good girls with the knack.
fuck the government until they fuck you back.
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.
fuck fans of blink 182.
that's illegal if you were born in '83. yeah
fuck a bean cheese burrito.
fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
fuck a cop, fuck a marine.
fuck a jar of vaseline.
fuck a calzone with pepperoni.
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf.
fuck chris cringle with an elf.
but before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!

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[El Mudo]

anything by Queen....

BI-CYCLE...BI-CYCLE...BI-CYCLE....

"And that is just the way it is..."-Chris Benoit

"This ain't the summer of Brock...this is all year Angle!"

[pinkyfloyd]

"There's more to me than you'll ever know, and I got more hits than Saddaharu Oh"----"Hey Ladies" by the Beastie Boys

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
---'The Daily Show' on the advent of television

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

[ToddEVF]

The song is by the band Funker Vogt, its called Shaven. I can't post the lyrics because of how obscene they are, but its off the album Execution Tracks. Track 10. Amazing song. . . Its about a guy who likes to shave girls, and i'm not talking legs or head. a f'd up song. very wacky, zane-erific

Goddess Ari's Bitch
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[sourkitty]

I wanna get free
I wanna get free
I wanna get free
Right into the sun


Hmm dont make sense to me.

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[Heavy]

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies the means
Provocative images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon

[CHORUS]
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants



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[JerryTaker]

Clutch - Shogun named Marcus

If you thought it was boring in Jordan,
Then come out here for a day.
and by the way, the name's Marcus
But if you like you can call me "Sensei"
Well, the Emperor's in the pigsty,
And the Geisha's in the shack
And you'd better beleive I'll hold them there
'Till the feds, they pay me back..

Kamikaze Backbone
Nine-iron spitfire
Continental Samurai,
Oh my lord,
Brown Sugar Sweet potato
Sourmash Baby-Back
Redneck Romance
Bless my soul
Hari Kari and combines,
come dancin' with me.
Hari Kari and combines,
won't you come dancin with me?

Yes I'm a new world Samurai,
And a redneck nontheless,
Yes I'm a new world Samurai,
And a redneck nontheless,
Yes I'm a new world Samurai,
and I can read your mind,
Check it out I'm like a Buzzbomb,
Yes I'm a new world Samurai,
Check it out, I'm like a Buzzbomb

so Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
domo arigato if I got to,
Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
and domo arigato if I got to,
Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
domo arigato if I got to,
and Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
domo arigato if I got to.


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[Heavy]

so Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
domo arigato if I got to,
Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
and domo arigato if I got to,
Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
domo arigato if I got to,
and Beebop alloobop awop shamboo,
domo arigato if I got to.



Now that's just plain whacky

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[A.J.]

SURFIN' BIRD
(Frazier - White - Harris - Wilson)

THE TRASHMEN (GARRETT 4002, 1963)

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat to fade]


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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[Zipgun]

Clutch - Shogun named Marcus



I love that fuckin' song.

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[Arienette]

satan gave me a taco - beck
Satan gave me a taco
and it made me really sick
the chicken was all raw
and the grease was mighty thick
the rice was all rancid
and the beans were so hard
I was getting kinda dizzy
eatin' all the lard
there was aphids on the lettuce
and I ate every one
and after I was done
the salsa melted off my tongue
pieces of tortilla
got stuck in my throat
and the stains on my clothes
burned a hole through my coat
my stomach was a'tremblin'
and I broke out in a rash
I was so dry and thirsty
and I didn't have no cash
so I went and found a hose
tore off all my clothes
turned on the water
and it shot right up my nose
some old lady came along
and she thought I was a freak
so she beat me with her handbag
'til I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked
my body badly bruised
in a pool of my own blood
unconscious and confused
well the cops came and got me
and threw me in their van
and I woke up on the ceiling
and I couldn't find my hand
they took me to the judge
his eyes a'glowin' red
the courtroom was filled
with witches and the dead
well the sheriff was a hell-hound
with fangs and claws
the prisoners were tied up
and chained to the walls
the air was getting thick
the smoke was getting thicker
the judge read the verdict
said "Cut off his head!"
well they placed me on the altar
and they raised up the axe
my head was about to explode
when I noticed the Marshall stacks
I noticed all the smoke machines
cameras and the lights
some guy with a microphone
runnin' around dancin' in tights
and I noticed the crew
and the band playin' down below
and I realized I was in a rock video
So I went and joined the band
and I went out on tour
and I smoked a lot of heroin
and I passed out in manure
I made out with the groupies (aw yeah)
started fires backstage (aw yeah, start 'em up)
made a lot of money (aw yeah, I'm makin it)
and I gave it all away (give it all to me)
well the band got killed (aw, bunch of losers)
so I started a solo career (aw haw, yeah
and I won all the awards (get 'em all now)
and I drank all the beer (drink it all up; get funky)
and I opened up the taco stand (aw haw, etc.)
just to smell the smell
cookin' with the devil
fryin' down in hell


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thanks rooster...
i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

[Zipgun]

Shouldn't Beck stuff, in general, just be excluded? It's not fair, cuz you could just list his whole catalogue.

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[grlNIN]

Clutch - Shogun named Marcus



Clutch is fuckin awesome

as for funny songs hm???.....
Anything by NOFX(Ribbed and Liberal Animation)

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[Heavy]

Shouldn't Beck stuff, in general, just be excluded? It's not fair, cuz you could just list his whole catalogue.


Yes Skidmark, I agree. Beck is now banned from competition and Arienette has been disqualified and she feels very upset about it I'm sure.

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[Arienette]

Yes Skidmark, I agree. Beck is now banned from competition and Arienette has been disqualified and she feels very upset about it I'm sure.you cant be disqualified retroactively. that's ridiculous

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i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk