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The Blowhard
08-16-2002, 10:04 AM
Man had sex with horse while high on ecstasy

A Mississippi man has been jailed for 18 months for having sex with a horse while high on ecstasy.

Carl Patrick Brown was caught on video surveillance cameras set up by a farmer who suspected trespassers kept invading his barn.

The farmer previously found buckets and stools out of place and once found the chestnut mare tied to a post.

The 30-year-old from Gulfport admitted having sexual intercourse with a horse at Harrison County Court.

He must register as a sex offender on release from prison because the offence is considered a sex crime in Mississippi.

The Sun Herald reports Circuit Judge Jerry O Terry ordered Brown to avoid any future contact with the horse, which is stabled in Pass Christian.

Prosecutors say sex crimes involving animals are uncommon in the region. Assistant District Attorney John Gargiulo added: "This is truly a crime against nature."


Story filed: 13:23 Friday 16th August 2002



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furie
08-16-2002, 10:17 AM
Those Fascists!
Where is it written that a man can't love nature?
Oh, here it is, in 18 CFR...
Nevermind.

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DarkHippie
08-16-2002, 10:26 AM
"workin' on a sex farm . . ."

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Patches
08-16-2002, 10:43 AM
A buddy of mine just got a DWI. To make matters worse, they gave him a bloodtest and coke (don't make you a bad person) and heroin showed up from ecstasy he took, so you definitely gotta be careful. Sorry it's not as interesting as banging a horse but hey (pun intended) whattya gonna do?

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Jennitalia
08-16-2002, 10:48 AM
uh...ok. thanks for sharing

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TheMojoPin
08-16-2002, 10:51 AM
Man, that's not because of the Ecstasy! He was obviously a horse-fucker to begin with...otherwise, Catholic priests could just roll a pill or two before the give a kid the all-star poop-chute-salute and just blame it on the drugs.

And man, NOBODY should be taking this shit without a testing kit. American Ecstasy is too often packed with coke or heroin or speed and other bad shit...go to dancesafe.org if anyone's interested in one...

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Tall_James
08-16-2002, 06:15 PM
Man had sex with horse while high on ecstasy Oh...Wilbur!!! <P>

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Ryan the Great
08-16-2002, 06:19 PM
i hope it was a female horse at least, having sex with a male horse would be disgusting.

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blakjeezis
08-16-2002, 06:35 PM
i hope it was a female horse at least, having sex with a male horse would be disgusting.
It's still disgusting, but at least it's not, ehh, gaaay.

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Ryan the Great
08-16-2002, 07:22 PM
It's still disgusting, but at least it's not, ehh, gaaay.

that was the joke, i kind of stole it from conan o brien. except they used it for a sheep. damnit i hate myself. im so stupid. i should have said "the man was quoted as saying "its ok i made sure it was a female horse, i wouldnt do it with a male horse, that would be disgusting". that would have been funny. but no. me and my stupid head screwed it up. im gonna go belly flop out my window now.

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DarkHippie
08-16-2002, 07:28 PM
i would never bang a horse. they're used to those giant horse cocks, the damn mare would just look at me and think "is that it?" Give me a chicken anyday. Now there's an animal I can impress!

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This message was edited by DarkHippie on 8-16-02 @ 11:31 PM
F1Gm3nT
08-16-2002, 08:11 PM
I thank god I never rolled with any animals around

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Fallon
08-16-2002, 08:30 PM
A Mississippi man has been jailed for 18 months for having sex with a horse while high on ecstasy.

Sarah Jessica Parker lives in Mississippi?

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TheMojoPin
08-16-2002, 08:56 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker lives in Mississippi?

Nah, it was actually Lucy Liu. Honest mistake.

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Ralphy Ramone
08-17-2002, 05:57 AM
Tall James took my post.

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irishkb
08-17-2002, 06:15 AM
sheepie please don't go to miss.. they might just lock you because of your name.. now do you think this guy worked his way up to the horse by banging smaller animals or just went for the kit and cabboddle of the horse

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