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sourkitty
08-16-2002, 07:55 AM
What is the best movie to watch with a girl when you wanna get in her pants????

Besides porn!!!!

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Katylina
08-16-2002, 08:20 AM
The House of Yes

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SilentSpic
08-16-2002, 08:29 AM
1. The Way We Were
(1973)
Babs is at her best in this movie, which comes to the sad realization that sometimes love isn't enough--even when you're Barbra Streisand and Robert Redford.

2. Sleepless in Seattle
(1993)
Think of this as "When Tom Hanks Met Sally," because Meg Ryan's character here is essentially the same one she played in When Harry Met Sally, only turned down a few notches on the old neurotic meter.

3. Waiting to Exhale
(1995)
Sisters are doing it for themselves, but this African-American-themed grousing-gals pic is perfect for anyone who loves a good chick flick--regardless of race, creed or color.

4.The Women
(1939)
In what may be thought of as Claire Boothe Luce's literary flipping of the bird to her male coworkers, this film version of her hit play is also notable for being one of the only movies to have an exclusively female cast. The guys are all off-camera, literally out of it, for a change.

5. Steel Magnolias
(1989)
Based on Robert Harling's semiautobiographical play, this may be the weepiest movie of all time. Honey, if you don't cry during this one, you're granite! (Or a guy--same difference.)

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Captain Rooster
08-16-2002, 08:30 AM
Trust me

The Little Mermaid

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Sheeplovr
08-16-2002, 08:32 AM
Trust me

The Little Mermaid


If there under 7 yeah

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JustJon
08-16-2002, 09:55 AM
porn.

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Jennitalia
08-16-2002, 10:11 AM
jon, if you read sour kitty's post, as a REAL mod should, you would've seen that she said BESIDES PORN

dumb ass...

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DarkHippie
08-16-2002, 10:21 AM
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

silly enough to hide your intentions. Hot enough to get the sweat drippin'

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ToddEVF
08-16-2002, 10:36 AM
movies, none. But I play the soothing sounds of Switchblade Symphony's 1st album, Serpentine Gallery. It did the trick.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-16-2002, 11:01 AM
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you
always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the
place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the
both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke
with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out,
whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.


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TheMojoPin
08-16-2002, 11:11 AM
The House of Yes

That's just fucked-up. Not all romantic, like "Trainspotting".

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AngelAmy
08-16-2002, 11:24 AM
i used to fuck during the sopranos every weekend, and once i fucked during the simpsons

last night the animal was on and wel..yeah

i dont think it matters whats on, if im horny ill fuck no matter what is playin

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thelowestpartisfree
08-16-2002, 11:32 AM
the breakfast club.

hands down

Michael Fury
08-16-2002, 11:35 AM
The Big Easy.






Fuck Disneyland. I'm going to Betty Ford!

Spoil-Sport
08-16-2002, 12:03 PM
Dirty Dancing <P>

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Green Lantern
08-16-2002, 01:02 PM
The soft core porn movies that comes on Cinemax.
Get it comes on
nyuk nyuk nyuk

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Earth2RON
08-16-2002, 01:07 PM
any movie that will start an argument, so that you can have make up sex afterwards!

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ToddEVF
08-16-2002, 01:12 PM
any movie that will start an argument, so that you can have make up sex afterwards!


I must try that next time.

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Zipgun
08-16-2002, 01:29 PM
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you
always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the
place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the
both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke
with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out,
whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.


That's the attitude.
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. Whatever happens your toes are still tappin'.

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blakjeezis
08-16-2002, 06:38 PM
Empire Records has always brought me luck.

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TheMojoPin
08-16-2002, 06:52 PM
Empire Records has always brought me luck.

At what, feeling retarded?

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DarkHippie
08-16-2002, 06:59 PM
Empire Records has always brought me luck
say no more, mon amor

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The Mad Mongo
08-16-2002, 07:51 PM
say anything women love that movie any ladies wanna go to dinner

flavorsaver
08-16-2002, 07:53 PM
Run Lola Run

The empowerment of a woman...

can't be beat!


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sourkitty
08-16-2002, 10:53 PM
Cruel intentions and titanic always get me in the mood...tho i never make it through the whole movie of titanic.


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ToddEVF
08-16-2002, 10:56 PM
Cruel intentions and titanic always get me in the mood...tho i never make it through the whole movie of titanic.


I wouldn't expect anyone to, its about 3 and 1/2 hours long.

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Gmann
08-17-2002, 03:17 AM
Ghost brought me some luck back in the day when it first came out. Went to the movies 5 times with 5 different girls to see it!!

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RF Godfather
08-17-2002, 04:45 AM
Any sappy movie is what works for me and I am one of the few guy that actually enjoys these things.

Hey Sour budday, Titanic and Jerry Maguire have worked for me in the past, lol.

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sourkitty
08-17-2002, 07:42 AM
awwww i love ur sig Ronfez mark....... it is sooo cute :)

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RF Godfather
08-18-2002, 06:46 AM
awwww i love ur sig Ronfez mark....... it is sooo cute Yours is cute as well, sweet and sour kitty. Thanks. :)

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El Mudo
08-19-2002, 08:37 PM
i cant believe no one has mentioned "simon birch"

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CovDiesel
08-19-2002, 08:39 PM
Plattoon always works for me.... either that or Shindler's List.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-20-2002, 05:40 AM
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park.



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JustJon
08-20-2002, 08:25 AM
I got lucky to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

But really, her pants would never fit me.

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