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Heavy

08-15-2002, 08:15 PM

All these records were set with 12oz glass bottles...cans are unauthorized

Beers drank before "breaking the seal": 8

Beers drank during the song "When The Levee Breaks": 4

Beers drank in one evening: 25

Beers drank before lunch: 15

Nights in a row blacking out on beer alone: 3

NOTE: You must round down to the last beer completed....meaning if you drink 7.9 beers before you break the seal, it's only 7. If you drink 3.5 beers during "WhenThe Levee Breaks", it only counts as 3

And for all you clowns that laugh at these records and think youve beat them in the past....think again, nne of them are easy and I was competing against pofessional alcoholics.

BTW these are all my records if you couldnt tell

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Death Metal Moe

08-15-2002, 09:33 PM

Are these PROUD facts??

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Heavy

08-15-2002, 09:38 PM

Not facts....records. And i'm proud cause I know they can't and won't be beat.

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TheMojoPin

08-15-2002, 10:08 PM

So not only does he use Holmes' alias, but it sounds like he'll be cashing out about as early as the real Wadd did as well...

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Heavy

08-16-2002, 08:30 AM

I set all these records back in the days when we didnt know alcohol was bad for us. It was a crazy time back then. Things like alcohol/drug addiction STD's were all foriegn to us back then.
Yes, the mid 90's were a much simpler time.

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Sheeplovr

08-16-2002, 08:42 AM

So like erin moran you are pretending to be who your screen name is?

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JustJon

08-16-2002, 09:20 AM

Number of beers used to beat johnee with for wasting my time with this thread: will let you know

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Heavy

08-16-2002, 05:23 PM

Lightweights..........

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TheMojoPin

08-16-2002, 05:29 PM

Lightweights..........

Shouldn't you be drinking like everyone else?

Like 'Tip said, "all balls and no cock..."

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irishkb

08-16-2002, 05:31 PM

Beers drank before "breaking the seal": 8
Never counted.....

Beers drank during the song "When The Levee Breaks": 4
I would hope so...

Beers drank in one evening: 25
i funneled that many in day on spring break..
Beers drank before lunch: 15
been there...
Nights in a row blacking out on beer alone: 3
that record my friend you can have...

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08-16-2002, 05:43 PM

excuse me johnny, i've got you beat in 2
catagories...beers b4 breaking teh seal: 12 (drank a
12er in like 2 hours, no pissing.)
beers in one night 36. oh what a night. i was shit
faced and got all paranoid that i would stop
breathing. god i hate beer. 3 12ers, u belive that
shit? god diggity damn i'm impressive.

i have one for you:
most bacardi 80 proof in one 24 hour period: 1/2
gallon. thats right 1/2 gallon. SUCK IT!!!

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Heavy

08-18-2002, 08:52 PM

i funneled that many in day on spring break

In my first post it says "12oz bottles" Your funnel immediatly dq's you. Drink 25 from the bottle then talk about it......
And HSC, You're in adifferent weight class all together, s you're dsqualified too.(I still don't believe your 36 story anyway)

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Trojan_rabbit

08-19-2002, 09:05 AM

I have beaten you on must 12oz bottles, as did fellow board Member Blakjeezis.
We finshed off 36 New Castle Browns each.

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Coco

08-19-2002, 02:03 PM

Time for AA?

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irishkb

08-19-2002, 03:42 PM

"12oz bottles"

well johnny, i was funneling 12 oz cans.... and i have sat down and drank a case and a half after my car got stolen in college. so you still lose.. :)

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Heavy

08-19-2002, 03:54 PM

well johnny, i was funneling 12 oz cans

Youre disqualified twice. Congrats.

And you didnt drink a case and 1/2 of anything.

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Gwen

08-19-2002, 04:20 PM

Okay so now Im confused:
If you want to challenge everyone to see how many people can come close to or beat your record how can you possibly shut everyone else down? THeir stories are just as believeable as yours. And as far as beer records you've got nothing until you can see how many "head rushes" you can take to your face. My record is a twelve pack, and the head rush my friend, is a whole new ball game. (And yes, its long necks)

Are you sure you're not posting just to see yourself type? Cause those posts will sneak up on ya.

P.S. Craig whats your record for bacardi 151, Im at about 10 shots in an hour (I almost died later, but thats really neither here nor there =) )

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Heavy

08-19-2002, 04:27 PM

Are you sure you're not posting just to see what yourself type? Cause those posts will sneak up on ya

I don't get what that means. Please explain.

And I'm not shooting down these people, I just know how hard it was to put down 25, and someone that says theyve done 36 is just being silly

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Gwen

08-19-2002, 04:32 PM

Take out the what, I meant are you sure you're not posting this just to see yourself type? Its like every other post in this thread is you shutting everyone down like you're unstoppable, you can prolly out drink me, sure, but I bet craig or a few of the other loonies here on the board could match ya or do one better, you just have to come out and give 'em a chance.

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Trojan_rabbit

08-19-2002, 04:34 PM

I'm Not being silly it Happen
I never said I wasn't wreck out of my mind.

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Heavy

08-19-2002, 04:52 PM

We finshed off 36 New Castle Browns each

I don't think New Castle Browns qualify in the contest.

Gwen, I agree with you. I was wrong and you are correct. I should never have sad those things.

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Gwen

08-19-2002, 04:58 PM

Gwen, I agree with you. I was wrong and you are correct. I should never have sad those things.

Yay! I love it when I win. I should be scary and threatening more often, hahaha!

Anyways Johnee: you get Gwen's Gold Star for backpedalling (Unlike moe's gold stars, these can not be traded in for sexual favors, but I do have a neat collection of chuck-e-cheese-esque prizes. Email me for a catalog!)

=)

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Heavy

08-19-2002, 05:06 PM

these can not be traded in for sexual favors

DAMMIT!!!!

I take it back Gwen!!! I take it back!!!

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F1Gm3nT

08-19-2002, 05:23 PM

I bet my money on that Gina can beat you

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Heavy

08-23-2002, 06:08 PM

I bet my money on that Gina can beat you

Should I know who that is?

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Hawiian shirt craig

08-23-2002, 06:18 PM

And HSC, You're in adifferent weight class all
together, s you're dsqualified too.(I still don't
believe your 36 story anyway)

sir i belive inky can attest to my alcohol
comsumption abilities AND, might i add, u never
mentioned weight class. if you want proff of my 36
beer consuption in one breif evening, contact any
member of the Lakeland senior HS class of 2000. i
was thrilled with my
performance...............................

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Heavy

08-23-2002, 07:21 PM

Well so far inky hasnt come to your defense so............

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.