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blakjeezis
08-15-2002, 02:21 PM
Have you ever been running a batch to new strange porn and you're getting all into it, and then UNNNNNNNGH!!! You finish. Suddenly you have a moment of clarity and take look at what you were batching to, and it's like, 'Whoa, what the hell am I batching to this for? This isn't hot.' Something that, not 20 seconds ago, was the hottest thing you ever saw is now just bizarre. The best is the next day when you decide that it actually was hot, and the cycle of shame starts all over again.
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Jennitalia
08-15-2002, 02:28 PM
UNNNNNNNGH!!!
is that the noise you make when you shoot your luv juice? LMTO!!
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ChrisTheCop
08-15-2002, 02:33 PM
Nice observation, Jeezis. Sadly, I came to the same realization while looking at your new sigpic.
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Doogie
08-15-2002, 02:50 PM
This is why I have satellite porn, so that I never have to look at the same ole porno tapes over and over again...
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McHaggis
08-15-2002, 03:52 PM
that has happend to me but you must be selective in the porn shop to pick ones that you think will really ecite you
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Aggie
08-15-2002, 03:58 PM
i know what you're talking about.
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Cybersoldier
08-15-2002, 04:56 PM
I know what you mean
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Arienette
08-15-2002, 04:59 PM
LMTO!!laugh my tookie off?
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Jennitalia
08-15-2002, 05:09 PM
laugh my tookie off?
yep...props to aggie for coming up with that one
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Aggie
08-15-2002, 05:16 PM
yep...props to aggie for coming up with that one
i try :)
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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 07:44 PM
Yes. I think we ALL have that disgusted feeling, even after we're batching to NORMAL stuff, every now and then.
But it does put a real damper on the night. I feel this way everytime Geraldo is on.....I mean.....uhhh....
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Cybersoldier
08-15-2002, 07:46 PM
Can you picture how norton feels like... He more of those experieces than anyone in the board haha
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TheMojoPin
08-15-2002, 08:41 PM
It's called "deeeeeeeeeeep hurting", or "shame".
Plus, unless it's a girl-on-girl scene, there's at least one set of man-junk there that you suddenly...can't...tune...OUT.
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