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GonzoStyle
08-15-2002, 12:48 AM
When my friend doug turned 21 I got him the bestest birthday present.

Doug knocked up his wife when he was 17, he married her at 18 more out of commitment than love. I knew his hurt, I felt for him. So old Gonzo to the rescue with a great b'day present.

A blowjob from a nice skanky street hooker, the cheap 20 dollar kind. (I was 18 and working part-time). He wanted a black chick so I knew just the one and drove him down.

She sucked him off in the backseat as I twidled my thunmbs in the front seat.... no I swear. Well

when he was done, I asked "hey buddy, pal o' mine, how was it?" He said "wow she's great, she is a pro........"

"No..... she is a guy, ahahahahahahahahahah" Yeah in my sick and twisted imagination, I found it amusing to get my best frie..... My former best friend, head from a tranny.

Well needless to say, the newly inducted bi-sexual was not pleased, so naturally what does a pal do, to someone who splurged a fat 20 bucks on his b'day present?

Shake my hand? Thank me? Nope, he breaks my jaw and then the tranny ends up calling the cops....

Some fuckin people just got no fuckin morals, my jaw was wired shut for weeks, fuckin ingrate.

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sourkitty
08-15-2002, 05:04 AM
are you serious?

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FMJeff
08-15-2002, 06:35 AM
I buy thith time, you buy nexthh time.

I tried her out myself...not a drip.

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Aggie
08-15-2002, 06:40 AM
a bj

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TomPoo
08-15-2002, 06:44 AM
a bj



will you be my friend??

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fiestygal
08-15-2002, 10:53 AM
WELL....ummm..i like to take time out when i give a gift...ACTUALLY i think i am very good at presents i give...I made my best friend a CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT that i painted and personallized in colors she wanted...i bought a bunch of glass balls and painted it...im pretty creative and crafty and i take alot of time to that cuz i want it JUST RIGHT..... she LOVED it

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Aggie
08-15-2002, 11:38 AM
will you be my friend??
You already ARE my friend! :) *wink*

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Jennitalia
08-15-2002, 11:41 AM
anal

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Earth2RON
08-15-2002, 11:44 AM
ummm, a card:)

im spontaneous at times so i like to do what i feel like doing when i wanna do it!

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JustJon
08-15-2002, 12:33 PM
an orange and white stuffed cat in boxers that I made at that build-a-bear place.

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furie
08-15-2002, 01:00 PM
my friend made me a shirt back in grade school. it was the cover to the old NES X-Men game. Hand painted. That kid had to put hours into making it. I still have it.

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GonzoStyle
08-15-2002, 02:18 PM
are you serious?


yes.

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Death Metal Moe
08-15-2002, 07:59 PM
My friends are nery close, and dear to me. I think the best gift I remember giving one of them was 100 bucks.

I enjoy spoiling my friends and family.

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