You know you is Ghetto when....

[Earth2RON]

Lets get our own list going people!


When you empty Your ash tray and there is Chicken bones in it.

When you run out of milk you use water for your cereal.

When you say Screet instead of Street.

When you use a jelly jar for a drinking glass.

When You take a bath with your cousin sitting back to back in the tub.

When you take a bubble bath with dish liquid.


When u have to spin the cd in the playstation with your hand to get it going.



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[sourkitty]

When u wash ur clothes by hand in the sink.

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[Jobberific]

You wash down a syrup, sugar or fried bologna sandwich with a nice tall glass of kool aide.

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[Green Lantern]

If your Food Stamps are on a money clip you are Ghetto



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[phixion]

when you iron dirty pants til they get shiny

if u use a wrench for a channel changer

if your bank is the check cashing place

if you put panty hose on instead of shaving your legs

if you use the same grease over and over again

if you only go to church on easter and holidays

hangin clothes on the oven to dry

when you wear and return everything you buy

put salt on your food before you even taste it



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[Aggie]

OK - Here's my Top 5

1. TURNING UP THE HEAT MEANS TURNING ON ANOTHER BURNER ON THE STOVE.
2. THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN PLACE WITH A PIECE OF TAPE.
3. YOU HAVE TO PUT A TOWEL ON YOUR FURNITURE SO THAT YOUR CURL ACTIVATOR WON'T STAIN IT.
4. YOU NEVER LEARNED TO SWIM BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR HAIR WET.
5. YOU ADD "ED" OR "T" TO THE END OF A WORD THAT'S ALREADY IN THE PAST TENSE (E.G., TOOKED, LIGHT-SKINNEDED, KILT, RUINT).




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[tomhitch]

Actually most of these would apply to my White Trash neihbors out here in the country. My personal favorite,
applicable to both is "You buy brown sheets so you don't have
to wash them." My other is "You have an uncle known as The Goat Man."

[JustinR]

.......you use a cassette adaptor and a CD walkman as a "CD player" for your car. I know i do!

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[sourkitty]

-u gotta tie ur seat belt in a knot for safety
- u yell beep beep out ur window as a horn
- take clothes from the lost and found in the laundry mat
- get $2 gas at a gas station
- wash plastic forks and use them again
- reuse paper plates


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[ag]

....You need a key to open the front and back door of your house, from the inside

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This message was edited by ag1247 on 8-13-02 @ 5:07 PM

[Zipgun]

You know you is Ghetto when you say things like...

You know you is Ghetto.

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[GonzoStyle]

.......you use a cassette adaptor and a CD walkman as a "CD player" for your car. I know i do!


what's wrong with dat shit, son?

You know you is Ghetto when....


You use "you is" in a sentence.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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[blakjeezis]

You wearing a joggin' suit and you ain't doin no' kinda exercising.

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