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Remember that skit from 'Kids in the Hall', where
Bruce McCulloch can't fall asleep because he ate
too much Salted Pork?
He drinks Pitchers and pitchers of water, and still
finds no relief. LOL.
Well, I just had some dinner with a friend, and
each dish ( while being very delicious ) was saltier
than the next.
We actually started laughing about it, and betting
on HOW much our collected sodium intake was for
the whole dinner.
Estimate: 100000460031 G
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cozmokramer
08-12-2002, 06:09 PM
Whenever i have french fries i usually drench them in salt. Then i can never wash it away. Viscous cycle.
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Jennitalia
08-12-2002, 06:17 PM
i find myself being quite parched after swallowing a ton of jizz...
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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 8-12-02 @ 10:19 PM
We actually started laughing about it, and betting on HOW much our collected sodium intake was for the whole dinner. WOW! I wish I had such fantastic dinner parties with such thrilling dinner conversation!! Betting on salt intake...hold on, let me catch my breath.
hehehe
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Aggie
08-13-2002, 09:00 AM
i find myself being quite parched after swallowing a ton of jizz
We should talk Jenn, we have so much in common!
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Death Metal Moe
08-13-2002, 04:56 PM
Salt is a mixed blessing. I love it, but it's gonna kill me.
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blakjeezis
08-13-2002, 05:02 PM
Whenever i have french fries i usually drench them in salt. Then i can never wash it away. Viscous cycle
Another example of people being funny without realizing.
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Tall_James
08-13-2002, 05:45 PM
Whenever i have french fries i usually drench them in salt. Then i can never wash it away. Viscous cycle
I had a Viscous cycle once, but it's performance was sluggish.
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08-13-2002, 05:48 PM
kids in the hall was the best
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sunndoggy8
08-13-2002, 06:40 PM
Lately I've been trying to make a conscious effort to just have less salt on food, and let me tell ya, it's a tough thing. I don't think any of us really realize how much salt in on nearly everything.
But ever since, I've been a less thirsty person.
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Zipgun
08-13-2002, 06:55 PM
I had a Viscous cycle once, but it's performance was sluggish.
Your comedy license has been revoked for 24 hours for that one.
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Hey, Skidmark..
At least Tall James didn't start a Lame - Ass thread
about Salty food! How dumb is this?
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