An Ode To Ribs & Bacon: A Thread for Moe

[Gwen]

Ode To Ribs & Bacon:

Ribs & bacon you are so great
Ribs & bacon so purdy on any plate
Ribs & bacon freshly carven
Ribs & bacon: now Im starvin'!
Ribs & bacon they come from pork
Ribs & bacon no need for a fork!

My little ribs you are not lazy
I heard you come from the back of a baby
Ribs I count you 1, 2, 3
Ribs I love you so sau- cy!

I did not forget you precious bacon,
I often want you after I'm awakened
You are so salty and fatty and yummy
Bacon I urge you: Get in my Tummy!
Bacon, bacon you are so grand
'Cept when you spit oil at me while cooking in the the pan.

The end a poem by gwen.

I started to run outta steam a lil so if you dont like my poem please: go fuck yourself!

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[Pootertoot]

Is this some strange combined dish I've never heard of? Or a poem to two great things that are not really related other than their edibility? If it's the latter, I think it's quite selfish of you to deprive each their respective spotlight. For shame.

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[Sheeplovr]

You make lil baby piggys cry

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[JerseyRich]

If I hadn't just eaten a sandwich with 3 slices of fresh canadian style bacon in it, I would be starvin'!

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[Jennitalia]

bacon tates goood...
pork chops taste goood...

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[Heavy]

THIEF!!!!!!
I find this very uncomfortable......Not 1 bit of sexual innuendo......just sad......

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[Gwen]

Is this some strange combined dish I've never heard of?


You can cook sea scallops wrapped in bacon, why not barbecued ribs wrapped in them. the bacon would not only be hella tasty but would prevent the bbq sauce from drying up on the ribs.

Now Im starvin and I gotta get this going on the grill (all in the name of science, of course!) I shall report back with my findings!

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[EQ]

'cept when you spit oil at me from the pan.



Gwen, I am singing this all day.



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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 8-12-02 @ 3:05 PM

[EQ]

See this mess.. Above??


Does anyone else think I might be Drunk?? LOL




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[Doogie]

bacon tates goood...
pork chops taste goood...


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[Aggie]

I don't THINK you're drunk Elle, I KNOW you are!


There's nothing better than some freshly cooked crispy, but still sort of chewy bacon! YUUUUUUUUUMMMMMY!

Oh, and people who use turkey bacon shoule be shot, that's just not right!

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[Jennitalia]

"a pig's a filthy animal"

"...well, we've got to be talking about one charmin motherfuckin pig"

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[Heavy]

My little ribs you are not lazy
I heard you come from the back of a baby

That doesnt even rhyme

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[Gwen]

My little ribs you are not lazy
I heard you come from the back of a baby
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that doesn't even rhyme


Its freelance poetry, it doesnt have to rhyme! Please refer to the last line of my first post!

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[Heavy]

Its freelance poetry, it doesnt have to rhyme! Please refer to the last line of my first post!

BAH!! Freelance my ass! Like you werent trying to rhyme? PUHLEASE lady!!
How do you "run out of steam" after one stanza?!?!?!

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[Gwen]

How do you "run out of steam" after one stanza?!?!?!


I never claimed to be a *good* poet! =)

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[Death Metal Moe]

BRAVO!
BRAVO!!

I LOVED it! And WHAT a topic!

I just tossed roses at my Comp, and made such a mess!

Next, a Bacon Slam poem??

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[Death Metal Moe]

COME ON PEOPLE! This young lady was nice enough to make a GREAT poem about a GREAT topic, and YOU WILL READ IT!!!

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