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Heavy
08-09-2002, 11:45 PM
Oral treats, oral treats
Give me something good to eat
Oral treats, oral treats
I like to chow that tasty meat

I like to eat it in the bed
I like to give my lady head
I love to eat it the shower
Perfume soap, it smells like flowers

Oral treats I love to give
Gives that skank the will to live
Oral treats for no good reaon
Even if the chick is bleeding

Sticky fingers, sticky face
I enter work, walk in the place
Upper lip all thick and crusty
Pealed it off, dunked it in cofee

moaning groaning, twisting turning
fingers dildos, p-ss- burning
Screaming yelling, munch that cherry
Pulling hair my face still burried
(ugh I'm reaching now)

Oral treats up in a tree
On my shoulder rests her knee
Oral treats,I'll never leave her
Cause I love to munch munch munch that beaver!!

Saw sweet camel toe last night
Asked the chick out for a bite
Things went well, back to her place
Spread that gash, sat on my face!!

Oral treats, oral treats
I'm too damn tired to finish this

Hope you like it sweet201, Thanks for the sig pic!

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2002, 08:35 AM
You're like Garret Morris!

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Heavy
08-10-2002, 05:26 PM
Is that a compliment?

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2002, 07:27 PM
Do YOU think it's a compliment?

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nortonfan
08-10-2002, 07:28 PM
i am going to say no....

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Heavy
08-10-2002, 08:12 PM
AHH yes the old SNL guy......It's a compliment

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2002, 08:25 PM
I don't know you well Johneewad, so I'll clarify.

I enjoy your poetry. It's usually on Hetero topics I can relate to.

But that doesn't mean I won't poke a little fun at you, for shits and grins.

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Heavy
08-10-2002, 08:49 PM
Garret Morris

I looked this guy up and saw he was the black guy from SNL in the 70's, so I assumed he was funny and it was meant as a compliment.........Apparently I was mistaking and it was meant to break my spirit.......meant to keep my pen silent.....meant to kick the pornographic poet into early retirment!! But I'm gonna keep on cranking out classics for the hard working, God loving Americans that visit this board everyday!!!!

U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A !!

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2002, 09:05 PM
Well, I'm glad you took is so well............

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Heavy
08-10-2002, 09:07 PM
I find it disturbing that
I enjoy your poetry. It's usually on Hetero topics I can relate to.
is the only comment about the poem so far. I'm thinking of drying out the pen and retiring.

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sourkitty
08-10-2002, 09:35 PM
Sticky fingers, sticky face
I enter work, walk in the place
Upper lip all thick and crusty
Pealed it off, dunked it in cofee




that was gross.....but i like it!!! Just like all of ur other poems. You should open a cafe and just read these..people will sit drinkin their capichino's and snap their fingers for u. :)

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Heavy
08-10-2002, 09:40 PM
I've always said sourkitty had great taste in poetry

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Death Metal Moe
08-10-2002, 09:40 PM
Yea. And that's NOT foamed milk on your cappuchino.

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Heavy
08-12-2002, 03:33 PM
It's Mr Wadds' special cream

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