Death Metal Moe
08-09-2002, 09:30 PM
The Fashion Trends men HATE thread made me think of this. I think I remember David Spade bringing this up once, but it's a VERY VALID point!
All today's HOTTEST fashion designers are GEE! You can think what you want, but then they SPEAK, and it's "FABULOUS!" They're Rump Rangers, 98% of them.
And have you seen what they DO to these young models?!?! They do their hair up HORRIBLY, and put strange make up on them. Then, they put then in the WORST SHIT I've seen since I pinched a loaf after a Taco Bell run. Most of it makes NO SENSE! And NO ONE would wear this shit! Are you young ladies gonna wear a Potato sack with spray paint on it, and gauze for a shirt ANYWHERE?(not that I'm not on the GAUZE boat)
It's QUITE obvious to me that these Old Queers HATE the female form, and want to cover it up, and make it look strange. Hows about you Queens step aside, and let ME and my straight friends dress women.
Oh, and another thing. I've NEVER met a woman who is 6 feet tall, 98 lbs, and could slip through the cracks in your floorobards. How about we get a few women on the cat walk that look like WOMEN! SHAKE DAT ASS! Those women are Refugees!
BOTTOM LINE! FASHION IS GAY! SHOP AT K-MART! OR BUY A BAND T-SHIRT!
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All today's HOTTEST fashion designers are GEE! You can think what you want, but then they SPEAK, and it's "FABULOUS!" They're Rump Rangers, 98% of them.
And have you seen what they DO to these young models?!?! They do their hair up HORRIBLY, and put strange make up on them. Then, they put then in the WORST SHIT I've seen since I pinched a loaf after a Taco Bell run. Most of it makes NO SENSE! And NO ONE would wear this shit! Are you young ladies gonna wear a Potato sack with spray paint on it, and gauze for a shirt ANYWHERE?(not that I'm not on the GAUZE boat)
It's QUITE obvious to me that these Old Queers HATE the female form, and want to cover it up, and make it look strange. Hows about you Queens step aside, and let ME and my straight friends dress women.
Oh, and another thing. I've NEVER met a woman who is 6 feet tall, 98 lbs, and could slip through the cracks in your floorobards. How about we get a few women on the cat walk that look like WOMEN! SHAKE DAT ASS! Those women are Refugees!
BOTTOM LINE! FASHION IS GAY! SHOP AT K-MART! OR BUY A BAND T-SHIRT!
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