That chick that had her first period in school and bled all over the place then ran out off the class crying

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The most humiliating thing ever for a girl I imagine. It was 7th grade and this less than attractive girl (who already was catching hell and being called a whale etc on a daily basis) just starting crying in the middle of class. Eventually the teacher had to stop and ask what was wrong. She didnt answer and about 10 seconds later got up and just ran across the whole room, out the door leaving some nice droplets on the floor and a bloody seat behind. Someone used that Spicoli line with a twist...."chillin out, bleeding some pizza" and the teacher f-cking snapped out on us all for laughin so hard

Good times

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[Death Metal Moe]

Wow. Sucks to be her.

I remenber a guy in 4th grade who wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom for like an hour. Finally, they let him go, and there was a little yellow puddle in the middle of his plastice chair.

BEAT!

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I remember in 6th grade in gym there was a girl that went up to one of the coaches and said "i really need to go the nurse" - "why , you look fine to me" - the girl pointed down - "What? you look fine" - pointing down harder "Please go back to your class I don't have time for this. She started balling the just ran out.

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there was a little yellow puddle in the middle of his plastice chair.

Horrid

I gotta think leaving eggs all over the classroom is just a wee bit worse then leaking on yourself......Still it's the type of thing to end any chance of a normal upbringing for a kid

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[Pootertoot]

We had one of those, Christina somethingorother, during Math Class had to excuse herself to the bathroom, and next thing we know she's screaming and crying in the halls, and we weren't allowed out of the room for an hour, no one was. Through the sliver of glass in the door you could kinda see the narstiness she leaked, but better than that, you could see the 50 year old hispanic child molestor janitor mopping it up.

I guess they ARE all going to laugh at you.

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I had one also. I think it was 7th grade. It's not nice to laugh but at that age farts are a reason to laugh for an hour.

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[flavorsaver]

Her name was Linda. She was the first with boobs (34DD) and she was wearing white stretch pants on that un-fateful day. It was quite the scene, man.


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, but better than that, you could see the 50 year old hispanic child molestor janitor mopping it up.

That is just too sweet hahaha

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[McHaggis]

this fat chick in my third grade class had her period during school and everyone was making fun of her. IN THIRD GRADE!!!

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[phixion]

in sophomore year in high school, i was walking by the bio lab with some friends all of a sudden we heard a scream then an entire class bust out laughing. we went in and asked what the hell is going on. a boy screamed 'the monthly friend has finally come for a visit.' and the gay bio teacher just sat there all dazed and confused.

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[Heavy]

These memories are all so classic. Nothing better than having a laugh at somene elses expense.

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[El Mudo]

sub teacher in 9th grade had a booger on the outside of her nose for 45 minutes...no one ever told her and we just sat there laughing...she kept asking "whats so funny?"


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[pinkyfloyd]

During my 8th grade graduation ceremony, I was seated next to this girl who I could not stand. I had to sit next to her because we were in alphabetical order. Midway through the ceremony, I hear her start to cry. I look over, just in time to see her stand up with blood all over her butt, and on the chair. She gets up and runs out of the auditorium-she didn't even get to go up to accept her diploma. This is one of the very few stories from my school years, that warms my heart. God, I hated that bitch.

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Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

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sub teacher in 9th grade had a booger on the outside of her nose for 45 minutes...no one ever told her and we just sat there laughing...she kept asking "whats so funny


Thanks for staying on topic

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