Bad Meat In The Can

[philby]

What the fuck are you supposed to do with Vienna Sausages and Spam? This gelatin covered mess is the most revolting thing I have ever seen.I was by a friends house and he asked me that question. I looked at it, told him to toss it, and told him I'd buy a pizza. Also, do you remember Dinty Moore Beef Stew? Put it next to a can of dogfood in a blindfold "smell" test and I defy you to tell the difference.

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[blakjeezis]

I looked at it, told him to toss it, and told him I'd buy a pizza

You did what? I hope you didn't advise him to eat it as well. Don't you know what that pizza is going to do to him? The cheese alone is loaded with fat and cholesterol. It's gonna clog his arteries, and stop his heart. And forget it if he puts any type of meat on that thing. That'll just sit in his colon and rot, eventually he'll get Cancer and die. No no no. This is a terrible thing, this pizza. You know what I think? We should punish the pizza place owners for poisoning us these many years. How are we supposed to know that it's bad for us? They lied. Then, we should stop people from eating pizza. Who cares that their adults and can decide for themselves if they like it or not. Obviously they can't. We should have special pizza only restaurants. In fact, forget it. I am in favor of banning this poisonous food all together. Who's with me?

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[philby]

a couple cigarette butts on top would make it delicious, don't you think?

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[Death Metal Moe]

Hey Brotha! I don't know who put that Bee in your Bonnet, but SPAM is the BOMB!

I will agree that Vienna sausage is crap, but it's better than nothing.

And I just had Piza tonight from Pizza Hut, and it was great.

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[jamesdiggy]

Bad Meat In The Can

That's what killed Rock Hudson

I don't like pits, pits, pits, in my juice, juice, juice!

[cozmokramer]

Many things that come in cans are just disgusting. They all get a thick coating over them which is just like grease that has reproduced (cans can do that dont ya know?)

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[Ryan the Great]

this kid at my lunch table eats those vienna sausages its fuckin disgusting as hell

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[cozmokramer]

If I was in your situation I would make that kid leave , I can't stand eating that stuff , and looking at it is bad enough.

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[Arienette]

i think i'd rather eat aged gouged out eyeballs from a can than one of those nasty ass meats. they probably are less slimy and have that fun pop when you bite into them

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[Ralphy Ramone]

What ever happenrd to the "Queen Bean" in a can of pork and beans.I never can find it anymore!

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