Simpsons quote game

[cozmokramer]

I (or the person above you) names a quote then you tell me (or them) who it is from. I will start us off:

Excelllllent

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[sexy bastard]

this might be a tough game since excellent was used by more then one character..at least to my knowledge...... this word was used by otto the bus driver and mr. burns...on numerous occasions...so i dont know which excellent your talking about lol

lets try
Sorry cop dudes


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[sexy bastard]

then again i just realized you might not be talking about the show...maybe oj...he said after he got one of the clean cuts through nicoles throat lol


how about hertz
lol
j/k


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[cozmokramer]

Damn , you make things so difficult! Lets start off with another one then FROM THE TV SHOW "The Simpsons":

"Hi I'm Troy Mclure you may remember me from such..."


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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[sexy bastard]

Hi I'm Troy Mclure you may remember me from such

you just said who its from its from Troy Mclure
boy this game is easy
lol



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[RF Godfather]

Let me get this bad boy on track.

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

Who said this?


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[grlNIN]

Homer said this, wasnt that the promnight one???

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I Need This To Make Me Whole

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[El Mudo]

no that was from when marge was about to have an affair with Jacques the bowling pro

"And that is just the way it is..."-Chris Benoit

"This ain't the summer of Brock...this is all year Angle!"

[RF Godfather]

Someone give out the next quote!

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[JerryTaker]

"Hi, Lisa. We're gonna be in a pie!"

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Religion and sex are powerplays
Manipulate the people for the money they pay
Selling skin, selling God
The numbers look the same on their credit cards

[Michael Fury]

Ralph Wiggum.

"Come for the freak, stay for the food."








Fuck Disneyland. I'm going to Betty Ford!

[Doogie]

The sea captain guy...

"Ahh hee hee hee, Im a doctor not a gardener"

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[flavorsaver]

"Ahh hee hee hee, Im a doctor not a gardener"


Dr. Hibbard

"Alright, Saxee boy."

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[Death Metal Moe]

AAwwwww. Nothing get's CHOCOLATE out!

::points at own crotch::

See?

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[furie]

Homer

"I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?!
That colored chalk was forged by
Lucifer himself!!!"


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[A.J.]

AAwwwww. Nothing get's CHOCOLATE out!


Chief Wiggum

"Except for my hemp-smoking friend over here. Shine on you crazy diamond!"

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[A.J.]

"I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?!
That colored chalk was forged by
Lucifer himself!!!"


Groundskeeper Willie

"Ich bich ein Springfielder."

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Made by Aggie.

[furie]

"Ich bich ein
Springfielder."


I think that was Quimby, but i'm
not 100% on that.

"I bent my wookie!"


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[A.J.]

Yeah it was Quimby.

"I bent my wookie!"


Ralph Wiggum

"I'm not 'hepped up' on goofballs!"

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[bossjimbob]

"I'm not 'hepped up' on goofballs!"


Ned Flanders after getting busted.

"What are you going to do, release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? Do your worst!"

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[nortonfan]

"What are you going to do, release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? Do your worst!"


Homer

"The teams been horrible since it was bought by that cheap and heartless duff corporation. Hey Moe, gimme a duff. (drinks) Oh yeah. Sweeet Duff."

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[A.J.]

"What are you going to do, release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? Do your worst!"


Homer (to Burns)

"Best...death....EVER!"

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Made by Aggie.

[bossjimbob]

"The teams been horrible since it was bought by that cheap and heartless duff corporation. Hey Moe, gimme a duff. (drinks) Oh yeah. Sweeet Duff."


Not sure about this one...sounds like a Homerism though. Maybe Barney Gumbel?

"Oh look, you drew the stink lines and everything..."

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[A.J.]

"Oh look, you drew the stink lines and everything..."


(Uncle) Moe

"I think women and seamen don't mix."

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[bossjimbob]

"I think women and seamen don't mix."


Smithers to Burns in the Treehouse of Horror goof on King Kong (King Homer)

"I sleep in a racecar....what do you sleep in?" (the reply was, "I sleep in a bed with my wife.")

and while we're on the subject of sleeping...

"I sleep in a drawer!"

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[nortonfan]

hey bossjimbob mine was from Lenny.

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[bossjimbob]

hey bossjimbob mine was from Lenny.


D'oh! My bad. Minus 1 point for me.

Any takers on the sleep quotes?

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[cozmokramer]

Umm Ag1247 gave it away - Homer. Let's get this back on track-

"Were a totem pole , HIH YA YA YA YA HIH YA YA YA!"

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[Drudge Jr.]

hmm i think that's homer again, and it was "HI HOW ARE YA HI HOW ARE YA" no big deal just funnier that way. anyway, my quote is:

"I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A MAN, oh wait i'm number 5"

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[Aggie]

Umm, I think that was Homer.

"I made Lutherans!"

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[Michael Fury]

"I made Lutherans!"

Lisa.

"All right, a crime spree!"






Fuck Disneyland. I'm going to Betty Ford!

[bossjimbob]

"All right, a crime spree!"


Could that be Snake?

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ralph Wiggum

"Then why did I have the fishbowl, Bart, why???"

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[RF Godfather]

"Then why did I have the fishbowl, Bart, why???"Millhouse Van Houten, Alice.

"Although I'm sure I'll recieve a severe wedgie from my busmates. I must remind you we should have been at school 10 minutes ago."


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[A.J.]

"Although I'm sure I'll recieve a severe wedgie from my busmates. I must remind you we should have been at school 10 minutes ago."


Martin

"Kids, I'm taking you to the happiest place on earth -- TIJUANA!"

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"Be seeing you."

Made by Aggie.

[Michael Fury]

Krusty.

" Attention. All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig, conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig."





Fuck Disneyland. I'm going to Betty Ford!

[A.J.]

" Attention. All honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig, conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig."


Principal Skinner

"Now make like my pants and spilt."

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"Be seeing you."

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[RF Godfather]

"Now make like my pants and spilt."Comic Book Guy, AJinDC.

"Oh my great good God, gentlemen your attention please. I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life form. It's 80 meters long and its heading this way. Oh good gleiben It's on my shoe. It's a.. a small frog, just get off, get off, get off, get off. Stupid machine! Oh wait a minute this isn't the monsterometer, it's the frog exaggerator."


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[Patches]

"Oh my great good God, gentlemen your attention please. I am detecting a gigantic amphibious life form. It's 80 meters long and its heading this way. Oh good gleiben It's on my shoe. It's a.. a small frog, just get off, get off, get off, get off. Stupid machine! Oh wait a minute this isn't the monsterometer, it's the frog exaggerator."


Professor Frink

Go Banana!

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[RF Godfather]

Go Banana!
I know its either Ralph or Millhouse.

My choice is Ralph Wiggum, Patches.

If I am correct here's the next quote:
"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Xmas, the birth of Santa."

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[bossjimbob]

My guess would be Homer, RonFez Mark.

If I'm right, here's one to guess:

"Barney's film had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin."

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[DC Reed]

Thats easy, Homer Said that during the film festival.

Now a long one!

"Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected me, refferring to i, Only You Can prevent forest fires!"

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- Nice cat, whats his name?
- Annoying Customer

[RF Godfather]

My guess would be Homer, RonFez Mark.
Actually bossjimbob, it was Bart. It's cool though.

"Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected me, refferring to i, Only You Can prevent forest fires!"
Robot Smokey The Bear in the Ranger Station?

I presume I'm correct. Here's the next one.

"Order, order, do you want to be like the real UN? Or do you just want to squabble and waste time?"

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[Aggie]

"Order, order, do you want to be like the real UN? Or do you just want to squabble and waste time?"

Principal Skinner (or Lisa)

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV."



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[RF Godfather]

Principal Skinner (or Lisa)Aggie, it was Principal Skinner.

"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a beer bottle, they're on TV."Homer Simpson or Moe?

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[Aggie]

It was Homer. Your turn to think of another one ;)

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[funkyreuben]

Here's one:

"Don't you hate pants?"



"Arite boys, there are 2 things you need to know in life. One: Women are the devil. All they want from you is your man-seed. Any urges you can't subdue with large amounts of hard liquor, you can handle with this. *motions to hand* Two: Um.. something about teamwork."

[Cybersoldier]

Homer "I like my beers cold and my homosexual flaming" lol

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[SilentSpic]

homer - ha ha, your a girl

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[funkyreuben]

was it homer? here's another one:

"There's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited"

The day I've been waiting for........Phish is back!!

[RF Godfather]

"There's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited"Moe Syzlak.

....

Although it was my turn originally, here's my next quote:

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures."

Degree of Difficulty: 2

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[TheKnicks23]

Bart Simpson in the ending of Bart the General (First Season) where he makes a special announcement at the end of the episode


"Here are a few things i don't ever want to hear on t.v again, bra, i'm horny, family jewels."



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[A.J.]

"Here are a few things i don't ever want to hear on t.v again, bra, i'm horny, family jewels."


Grandpa Simpson

"Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!"

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[RF Godfather]

"Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!"
Groundskeeper Willie

"It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library."

Degree of Difficulty: 3.4

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[A.J.]

"It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library."


Lisa

"Help! She's touching my special area!"

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[RF Godfather]

"Help! She's touching my special area!"
Ralph Wiggum

....

"I'd just like to say this gig sucks. Hey up yours Springfield.
One two three four.....
Happy Birthday to YOU,
Happy Birthday to YOU,
Happy Birthday Burnsey,
Happy Birthday, TO YOU!
Go to hell you old bastard!"

Degree of Difficulty: 5.4

Hint: Not a regular character, famous musical group

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[A.J.]

"I'd just like to say this gig sucks. Hey up yours Springfield.
One two three four.....

Happy Birthday to YOU,
Happy Birthday to YOU,
Happy Birthday Burnsey,
Happy Birthday, TO YOU!
Go to hell you old bastard!"


The Ramones

"I heard that guy's ass has its own Congressman."

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[TheKnicks23]

I heard that guy's ass has its own Congressman


Jimbo

"We saved your ass in World War 3"

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[bossjimbob]

Lisa's fiancee Hugh Parkfield to Moe Syzlak at Moe's, on the evening of their wedding.

"Hey funboys...get a room!"

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[A.J.]

"Hey funboys...get a room!"


The German count whose family owned the paintings Burns and the Flying Hellfish stole during World War II.

"All right! Goodbye student loan payments!"

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[bossjimbob]

"All right! Goodbye student loan payments!"


Snake? If I'm right, here's one:

"You suck-diddly-uck Flanders! Gimme that hat!"

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[A.J.]

"You suck-diddly-uck Flanders! Gimme that hat!"


Homer

"I drove an all-terrain vehicle in Da Nang. I think I can drive a schoolbus."

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[Michael Fury]

I drove an all-terrain vehicle in Da Nang. I think I can drive a schoolbus.

Sound like Principal Skinner. If I'm right, here's another one:

"He taught us to live a Burt Reynolds lifestyle on a Mac Davis income!".






Fuck Disneyland. I'm going to Betty Ford!

[A.J.]

"He taught us to live a Burt Reynolds lifestyle on a Mac Davis income!".


Flanders

"Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[RF Godfather]

"Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!"
Barney Gumbel?

....

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

Degree of Difficulty: 3.7

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[A.J.]

Barney Gumbel?


Hans Moleman

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."


Homer

"Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you was our national dignity."

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[RF Godfather]

AJinDC, that was actually my second guess.

"Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you was our national dignity."Principal Seymour Skinner talking to Uder I believe.

....

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because your not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff."

Degree of Difficulty: 2.4

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[A.J.]

Yep.

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because your not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff."


Moe

"I am the Lizard Queen!"

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Lisa Simpson

Just washing my fat guy hat, honey

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[A.J.]

Just washing my fat guy hat, honey."


Homer

"When The Big Easy calls, ya gotta accept the charges."

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[RF Godfather]

"When The Big Easy calls, ya gotta accept the charges."Principal Seymour Skinner

....

"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors--Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tounges, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this...?"

Degree of Difficulty: 2.4

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[A.J.]

Principal Seymour Skinner


NOPE. It was Bart in the Simpsons Spin-off episode.

"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors--Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tounges, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this...?"


Homer Simpson

"No children have ever tangled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it."

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[balzack2015]

Sideshow Bob

"That's the old face shredder."

[McNabbShouldDie]

"That's the old face shredder."

Ned Flanders


And who said this:

"I bent my wookie."

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

That would be Ralph Wiggum.

"Push out the jive, bring in the love."

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[Feldman]

Ralph Wiggums

(Enters cave) "This is where I go when I cry"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

NO!

"Push out the jive, bring in the love."


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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-28-02 @ 8:29 PM

[Knowledged_one]

"Push out the jive and bring in the love." Thats easy
Mr. Burns--the episode where homer gets fat to get disability and work at home.

How about this one:
"I'll trade you this delicious door stop for your crummy old danish"

Eat a Bag of Dicks

[A.J.]

"I'll trade you this delicious door stop for your crummy old danish"


Bart

"Your flower power is no match for my glower power."

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[RF Godfather]

Your flower power is no match for my glower power.Mr. Montgomery Burns

...

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones."

Degree of Difficulty: 2.7

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfnetmark6.gifF*ck is a "sentence enhancer."

[Feldman]

Grampa?

"man that horse don't take no guff from nobody"

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[rowanprofz]

Who said this

Ralph, the children have a right to laugh. Those scissors couldn't cut butter.

DAMN THE MAN! - Empire Records

[A.J.]

"man that horse don't take no guff from nobody."


Nelson Muntz

Ralph, the children have a right to laugh. Those scissors couldn't cut butter


Miss Hoover

"I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99."

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"Got to scrape that shit right off your shoes."

[cozmokramer]

Apu

"Although I do love baked fruits , I just can't say no to shooting stuff"

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[fatty]

Although I do love baked fruits , I just can't say no to shooting stuff"


it's baked goods not fruits. but it's nelson.

"oh, i have been zinged and i love it."

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Aggie's straight up money
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[Dirt Merchant 03]

apu. that was easy


Try this one.
"don't you hate pants?"

"Damn I'm Smooth."

This message was edited by Dirt Merchant '03 on 11-22-02 @ 12:05 PM

[fatty]

don't you hate pants


from the same episode as mine that is homer simpson.

"whoo hoo! i mean splendid"

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[Dirt Merchant 03]

Lisa.

how about...

"Can you get me some nuts? No no. the one's at the bottom?"

I think I'm only going to stick to this tread for awhile. Everyone that i start fails.

"Damn I'm Smooth."

[RF Godfather]

"Can you get me some nuts? No no. the one's at the bottom?"Drunken Homer trying to check out the funbags of the now-deceased Maude Flanders.

...

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

Degree of Difficulty: 1.7

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-22-02 @ 6:02 PM

[grandzu]

Wow long quote but its still Homer. Guess this one:

[RF Godfather]

?

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SAVE RON & FEZ IN NEW YORK! KEEP WRITING!

[grandzu]

I dont know whats going on but here it is again:

[grandzu]

Oh i see quotes dont work here . OK here it is without quotes. <P>
One man, no ducks. <P>

[Dirt Merchant 03]

(Enters cave) "This is where I go when I cry"


I don't know when this was posted but no one responded it being Milhouse Van Houten.

That was when Fat tony was selling the illegal fireworks in the cave for some reason.

I guess I'll continue the game now:

"Me an' him are gonna hit 'cha in the labanza!"

"Damn I'm Smooth."

[Dirt Merchant 03]

[quote](Enters cave)

"Damn I'm Smooth."

[Serial]

One man, no ducks.
If I'm correct, Bart and, a mutilation of the actual quote.

Next one:
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

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[Dirt Merchant 03]

Wrong! This character also says: "Shut up 'a ya face."

same episode.

"Damn I'm Smooth."

[LatinSpiceXoX]

CaN A MOD FIX THIS PAGE???????

P.S. I really need to start watching this show more... seems to have gotten funnier!

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[Dirt Merchant 03]

I'm hoping that enuff posts go up, the next page will be fine.

Latin Spice,
thelast few quotes have been from the same episode. I have about few tapes (about 18 hrs) of simpsons on tape, if you're interested. All good episodes, guaranteed.

"Shut Up 'a Ya Face!"

[LatinSpiceXoX]

'Ha-Ha!'

who says that????

'..You think you can handle this Kadoonk Kadoonk-doonk?..'
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[TheKnicks23]

'Ha-Ha!'


Nelson

"What Trillion Dollar Bill"?

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[Dirt Merchant 03]

castro! fidel, is there any other?

"...and harry potter and his friends all burned in hell for practicing witchcraft!"

"YEAAAHHH!"

"Shut Up 'a Ya Face!"

This message was edited by Dirt Merchant '03 on 11-25-02 @ 7:53 AM

[RF Godfather]

"What Trillion Dollar Bill"?Mr. Burns

...

"What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"

Degree of Difficulty: 3.1

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[Michael Fury]

El Barto

Burns, your scurvy schemes will earn ye a one
way passage to the bone yard...



The Good Humor man can be pushed only so far.

[Knowledged_one]

The sea captain

"call me mint jelly cause im on the lamb"

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I was rollin, showin my age unshaven. Rugged with my timberlands, leaning to the side from the weight of the heat