Favorite Tourist T-Shirt Quote

[cozmokramer]

You know those beach shops on the boardwalk that has shirts like "hold this hammer while i nail your girlfriend" and stupid sayings like that? Well heres a thread asking which is your favorite. Im going to have to go with "Dying is for Quitters" or "Who let the crabs out?" but that is really disgusting as well.

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[sexy bastard]

"My friends went to *name the location* and all I got was this stupid T-shirt


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[Death Metal Moe]

I know it's off topic, but I LOVE the "Home of the Whopper" Boxers.

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[Jackie Sloan]

Picture of the Trix Rabbitt saying
"Silly faggot, Dicks are for Chicks"

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The words you hear
The songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes......

[philby]

I dont know if this would be a tourist shirt but Ive only seen 'em in tourist traps. A picture of Bowie with the words "I FUCKED MICK JAGGER."

Must...build...the...pyramid.

[Patches]

I saw a shirt that said "Limp Bizkit Sucks."
I thought that was kinda funny

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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
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[Earth2RON]

i saw a shirt that has a monkey on it with these words......"touch my monkey?"

my fav shirt is this one.....a picture of a salad bowl with these text.....toss my salad?

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[Spoil-Sport]

It's a stupid one but seeing some dude in a FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES T-shirt always cracks me up.

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[Michael Fury]

The Intel logo reading "Satan Inside".






Fuck Disneyland. I'm going to Betty Ford!

[flavorsaver]

You're village called their idiot is missing

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