How can we make IQ tests more fair to women?

[Pootertoot]

An article <A HREF=http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,4861536%5E21222,00.html>here</A>, chronicles a recent national IQ test on Australian TV. Apparently the test was unfair to women, and thankfully so, because it spawned this HILARIOUS quote:

<i>She also said the test was biased against women. "It was too reliant on analytical and reasoning abilities," she said.</i>

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I guess there's not enough about color coordinated outfits and shoes for you?

So, in an effort to offend at least half the board, I'd like to know ways we could make IQ tests fairer to women. My humble suggestion:

Add questions like <b>"A man is sitting quietly watching TV...what is there to find wrong about him?"</b>

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[philby]

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-8-02 @ 3:44 PM

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You gave your boyfriend two blowjobs last month. How much of his money does that entitle you to spend?

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[JustJon]

Can't we just make the women smarter? Or is that too much work?

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[Jennitalia]

you men are only useful for 10-15 minutes a day anyway.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

And for some, that 10-15 mins is generous.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-8-02 @ 1:53 PM

[nickeye]

More than 3.1 million people tuned into the IQ test on Channel 9, making it the most-watched show on television this year.If you take an IQ test by watching it on TV, you should automatically fail.

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[Jennitalia]

and sometimes, during that 10-15 minutes, you just lie there praying for it to be over already

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[nickeye]

You girls are talking about S-E-X, aren't you?

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Yea yea. Men are dogs and Women are nagging bitches.

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[ADF]

Maybe they should have more questions about baking pies and having babies.

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[DarkHippie]

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because we wind up doing everything around the house anyway.
thus proving our higher IQ

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[Arienette]

How can we make IQ tests more fair to women?take out the arm wrestling portion

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[Arienette]

and give them extra points for double posts

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[JustJon]

30 minute rule. I've got things to do, tv to watch.

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[Jennitalia]

i dont know what i did to deserve you, poopie :)

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[blakjeezis]

Put in a section dealing with bitching and moaning, and not shutting the fuck up and not giving me sex and crying when they get punched in the stomach and thrown down the stairs and . . . wait, uhhhhhh? Aw geez.

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[cozmokramer]

<quote>How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because we wind up doing everything around the house anyway.</quote>

Could you please explain that to me.


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[Pootertoot]

Alongside breaks for stretching, there will be 15 minute breaks set aside for crying for no apparent reason.

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[McHaggis]

They shold have questions about cooking, cleaning, and giving blow jobs. then us gus would get worse scores

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