somebody is trying to take over the world!!!

[girl germs]

guess who? no, it's not carter (i don't think)...it's oprah.

first it was the gratitude journal.

then it was the book club.

then the angel network.

then came all that inspirational stuff with that looney therapist.

now...it's O magazine!

i just want to know...why does oprah need to be on all the covers of her own magazine?

that seems a bit odd.

<p align="center"><font color="#DF0000" size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"when the lining in your uterus starts to <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ia/tridar/schnee.html">shed</a>, you will begin to <a href="http://bloodsisters.org/bloodsisters/">bleed</a>."</b></font>
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[The Blowhard]

Does she still sing her own opening theme song?

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"Just when you think that you know the answer... I change the question!"

[TomPoo]

Is she currently fat od thin??

If she does take over the worldI bet you she gets fat again.

Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo

[sunndoggy8]

(evil laughter)hahahaha, The Oprah Robot is working perfect Pooter. Now it is time to implement part 2 of our plan. Activate the Al Roker robot.

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[JustJon]

gg, that magazine started some time last year...

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[girl germs]

"don't make me stop this car" haha.

<i>"Does she still sing her own opening theme song?"</i>

i have no idea. the truth is that oprah can do it all so she is probably still singing her own theme song.

<i>"gg, that magazine started some time last year..."</i>

hmmm, ok. and?



<p align="center"><font color="#DF0000" size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"when the lining in your uterus starts to <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ia/tridar/schnee.html">shed</a>, you will begin to <a href="http://bloodsisters.org/bloodsisters/">bleed</a>."</b></font>
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[JustJon]

and you're a little behind on the mega-corporate-conglomerate that is Oprah.

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[Pootertoot]

Oprah vs. Star Jones: Who would win?

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[girl germs]

<i>"and you're a little behind on the mega-corporate-conglomerate that is Oprah."</i>

and???

<i>"Oprah vs. Star Jones: Who would win?"</i>

oprah!!! oprah...#1 super woman!!!


<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"use your blood to paint. <a href="http://www.public.asu.edu/~dejesus/210entries/yoko/yoko.htm">keep painting until you faint.</a> keep painting until you die"</b></font>

[The Blowhard]

O-p-r-a-h...five letters
S-a-t-a-n...five letters

F-r-i-e-s...5 letters
H-a-d-e-s...5 letters

B-o-o-k-c-l-u-b...8 letters
S-a-t-a-n-i-s-t...8 letters
VERY CREEPY!

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[EffMeBoobs]

O-p-r-a-h...five letters
S-a-t-a-n...five letters

o-h-h-h-h-h
m-y-y-y-y-y
Heckler is talking s--l--o--w.
Very very nice and kiny too . ;)

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.