View Full Version : I wish I was Asian
cozmokramer
08-08-2002, 01:21 AM
That would be so cool , you would be really smart - really rich (because your smart) , and you could just sit in front of the mirror and look at yourself for hours of entertainment . The only bad thing is cock size , but don't worry you could probably come up with some tasty drink that would actually work in growth!
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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!
Pootertoot wishes you were aisian too!
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RF Godfather
08-08-2002, 04:02 AM
Don't get me started on being Asian. Such a load of crap.... You have to be smart, cuz you're Asian. What the fuck? I wouldn't want to wish that on anyone. Who needs such added stress?
Intellect does yield money but why do you automatically think it has to be due to the fact your Asian? I hate those stereotypes.
Laughing in the mirror for other reasons, lol.
But the second part of your statement is wrong, *thumps chest* YEAH!
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Would you eat wontons all day?
and you could just sit in front of the mirror and look at yourself for hours of entertainment .
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Patches
08-08-2002, 06:39 AM
If I were Asian I would spend my whole life looking for the fucker who hit me in the face with a frying pan!
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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
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TooCute
08-08-2002, 08:24 AM
You are a moron.
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TooCute
08-08-2002, 08:24 AM
You are a moron.
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hyperspace
08-08-2002, 09:07 AM
ahh the smooth hairless body i would touch myself all day
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[If I were Asian I would spend my whole life looking for the fucker who hit me in the face with a frying pan!]
So getting hit in the face is what made you stupid?
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Doogie
08-08-2002, 09:30 AM
Alright now you people are not being funny and are just malicious...please cease and desist
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Patches
08-08-2002, 10:28 AM
First of all, maybe this can clear stuff up:
harmúless (h„rmls)
adj.
Not causing or incapable of causing harm.
Not intended to harm or offend; inoffensive.
joke:
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Second of all:
I did not use any derogatory terms, nor did I belittle a culture. I simply remarked on the facial characteristics shared by people hailing from that portion of the world. I am well aware of the fact that nobody hits Asian people with frying pans.
A frying pan joke pisses you off but saying that if you were Asian you would look in the mirror and laugh at yourself all day is acceptable? Or referring to the small penis stereotype is just dandy?
If there is anyone else out there tired of PC nonsense please let me know.
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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
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08-08-2002, 10:37 AM
(BONG!!)
THIS DUCK STILL LIVE!!!
CHOP CHOP!!!
Anyway, I bet the guy stuck chopping green onions in the back of some NYC Chinese resturaunt is secretly a genius, right?
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TooCute
08-08-2002, 10:56 AM
I'm just saying this is a moronic
thread. It wasn't funny to begin
with, and it isn't funny now. It's
just stupid. so drop it.
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Sheeplovr
08-08-2002, 11:19 AM
If there is anyone else out there tired of PC nonsense please let me know.
Quit being a jew and shut up
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cozmokramer
08-08-2002, 11:55 AM
RonFezMark- Im not steorotyping about Asians being smart. If you look at statictics for schools the majority of the high scores belong to the asians. Im also not saying Other races are stupid , I'm just saying there is a more broad number of Asians who are smart to that who aren't. And instead of putting all this crap to explain it i just put Asians are smart. DONE
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TomPoo
08-08-2002, 12:27 PM
First of all, maybe this can clear stuff up:
harmúless (h„rmls)
adj.
Not causing or incapable of causing harm.
Not intended to harm or offend: inoffensive.
joke:
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick: a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Second of all:
I did not use any derogatory terms, nor did I belittle a culture. I simply remarked on the facial characteristics shared by people hailing from that portion of the world. I am well aware of the fact that nobody hits Asian people with frying pans.
A frying pan joke pisses you off but saying that if you were Asian you would look in the mirror and laugh at yourself all day is acceptable? Or referring to the small penis stereotype is just dandy?
If there is anyone else out there tired of PC nonsense please let me know
dude, she isn't mad that you weren't being PC... she is mad cause your not funny
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sunndoggy8
08-08-2002, 12:32 PM
And I'm mad just normally, and don't really like where this thread is gong, PC or not.
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