Top 3 Embarrasing/funny school memories

[cozmokramer]

not in order -

pissing my pants in first grade and telling everyone that i was sweating

dropping my tray in the cafeteria in second and having everyone laugh at me until i cried.

JUST standing over a pile of mash potates that numerous people threw on the ground then lost my balance and fell face first. (fourth grade)

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[sexy bastard]

My teacher John Lenzuk opening the window on the top floor of the school and the window popped out ofthe frame and it fell to the ground and he just turned around and said "thats fucked up"
2. during spirit week we used 2 volleyballs for dodgeball one went to my legs i dodged it then I looked up and "WHACK" right in my face i fell backwards thru the gym doors and to the floor i was knocked out cold and had the impression of my glasses on my face for over a week. since then they never played the game in that school
3. my second freshman year of high school this kid was throwing spit balls and hit me with a whole piece of paper, i told him do it again and see what happens, he did and I took my World History state textbook and flung it right into his face busting open his nose and his lip and giving him a black eye...boy those were the good olddays



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[Fallon]

When I was nine I was walking home from school and swinging my bookbag around. Well the fucking thing caught onto a moving garbage truck and my older sister had to chase it down and get it back.

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[sourkitty]

-I stole a sticker from my teacher's desk and got caught (i wanted one but she said i couldnt hav one that day cuz i was bad so i got pissed)

- pissed my pants in 1st grade...very embaressing

- This was recent... i got caught making out in skool by my teacher

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[Aggie]

When I was in 4th grade in the cafeteria, someone told a joke and YOHOO came out of my nose!! Needless to say, I have not drank it since. That is one of the worst feelings!

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[DroopyGirl]

I can't really remember any other embarrasing things that happend. But last year I was sitting in the school canteen with 2 other girls. And at the moment that I told a joke, the girl sitting in front of me was drinking soda.. so she sprayed it out all over me cause she had to laugh..

Oh and ofcourse that one time that I was still in highschool and a guy asked if he could have my picture, cause he collected 'nature disasters'

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don't you just love school

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[DarkHippie]

these wre all high school (btw, i went to a "special" school):

I told a joke at the cafeteria and made my friend Kevin shoot General Tso's chicken out his nose

My friend Brian took a hero sandwich and shoved it into an industrial strength fan

my personal fav: i had a running thing with a friend of mine where we would hide a piece of our lunch in each other's desk, until our teacher made us stop, but i had forgotten that i got him last with a piece of sandwich in a book. that is until about 2 weeks later when we walked into the room monday morning and the whole room smelt of rotting flesh from what i had hid in his desk.

i was so proud :)

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[Bill From Yorktown]

1 - friend of mine and I were so in sync mentally that we had this guy convinced we could read each other's minds
2 - some jerk was harassing me and I taught him a lesson about "massive retaliation" - he didnt enjoy the entire container of cottage cheese down the front of his shirt


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[AngelAmy]

i really dont like getting up in front of people, especially alone. well in my english class junior year my lil group made me go up and read our poem to the class. i was so so so so nervous and i started to cry. im such a pussy.

i think thats the only real embarrassing thing

OH WAIT
i got hit by a car after school and everyone saw.
then when i was on crutches i raced my friend, he was on my crutches and i was hopping, well i lost my balance and fell face first into a door

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[JustJon]

my second freshman year of high school
I found that part alone funny ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

7th Grade - never felt like doing homework... One morning I was copying somebody else's and the teacher asked for everyone to hand it in, being I just started I didn't and she checked for mine... when i had no explanation, she put me back in the 6th grade for that day and the next...

freshman - one of the nuns was addressing several classes in the auditorium so i got this bright idea of getting a roll of toilet paper and chucking it in the middle of the students from the hallway entrance... after i winged it I turned to run and ran right into one of the other nun's. What was really embarrassing was when the Principal, an elderly nun was asking me how I would feel if she called my Mom and asked her if I knew how to use toilet paper

that's it for now...

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[fiestygal]

in no special order...

during spirit week there was this guy who i had ans kinda still have a crush for in HS- although i havent seen him really in 4 yrs- well he played football and it was HIS senior yr sooo he had his jersey rolled up with a temporary CARDINAL tattoo on his arm ...sooo i couldnt stop staring at how hot that was and kept walking then i walked into another person and almost fell down

in 6th grade my parents brought my teacher a cup of coffee and then he announced to the class that they did that and then i got razzed adn called a suck up...STUPID PARENTS

coming back from a frat party HAMMERED and singing Jay-Z's "H.O.V.A" really really LOUDLY

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[stickyfingers]

1) during IOWA testing (when no one is allowed to talk and you can hear a pin drop) I sneezed and farted at the same time...snot was on my hand the smell of last nights meatloaf was spread throughout the room
2)On a field trip to a hayride i was leaning over the edge of the big wagon and began to lose my balance...my pants got caught on one of the boards as i flipped over and it stopped me from falling to the ground but it did strip me down to my little underdeveloped wiener and there i was suppended upside down with 2 inches of cocktail wienie for all to see (thank god i had a hard on)



3) a way distant third...the teachers coffee cup without coffee fell off a ledge and broke on my head

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[LiquidCourage]

I threw up all over the hallway once.
Also, I stood up once in like 4th grade and had a massive boner which a couple of girls noticed.

[Jennitalia]

in 10th grade, one of the guys in my class jumped out the second floor window of our classroom and played dead on the ground, and totally freaked out our bitchy/psychotic math teacher

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[golfcourseguy]

At a keg party,I "just knew" I could hold a handstand on the 2nd floor stair rail. I was doing better than I had any right to expect and decided to "wave to the crowd". When I came to (in the basement) I could hear from way above me,"he hasn't moved", and my roomate saying,"I think he's faking it."


I got a perverse pleasure out of recieving an award from the DAR My entry was based rather loosly on the second stanza of the Canadian National Anthem.

Last story.I had to have my parents "sign" my homework. My father (a school teacher) makes a face at this news and writes "Lyndon Baines Johnson"
at the top of the page and hands it back to me."Noone will even notice",were his words of consolation .





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[jratt]

There are alot of funny stories but here are 3
1. in 6th grade i gave a kid on the bus a full bar of exlax and told him it was a herseys bar....the next day i was told he was in the emergancy room all night stupid me told every one what i did i had to write a letter to his parents and get up in the middle of class and say i was sorry for giving him exlax and that exlax is not something to play with that it was for constapation(sp)
2.In 8th grade there was this kid that always would invite himself to my house with out asking no one liked him so i told him the next time he did that i would piss on him....well he did it again the second we got off the bus i pissed on him and told him to call his mom to pic him up
3.in 12th grade i had just bought 10 hits of acid from a kid but i heard there was gonna be a drug raid that day so i gave to one of my friends and told him to swollow it tinfoil and all.....till this day he has not shit it out and never tripped off of it...

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