View Full Version : Honestly, Do You Like the Smell of Your Own Farts?
Captain Rooster
08-07-2002, 08:59 PM
This is a gross topic. I know.
Many people do. Do you? Be Honest.
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AngelAmy
08-07-2002, 09:02 PM
i do
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PanterA
08-07-2002, 09:02 PM
I honestly enjoy my own farts.
I cant hide it any longer....I LOVE TO SMELL MY FARTS!!!!
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blakjeezis
08-07-2002, 09:02 PM
What kinda gross topic?! Of course I do. I love it. I wish I could wipe it on my upper lip. (I've tried, but all I get is ass which is something completely different) Then I could smell it all day long.
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IrishDietSodaBread
08-07-2002, 09:07 PM
I love the smell of a woman's farts in the morning.
Smells like............VICTORY!
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AngelAmy
08-07-2002, 10:08 PM
I LOVE YOU IDSB!!!!
where have u been, ive missed u!!!!!
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Pootertoot
08-07-2002, 10:16 PM
I get upset if I CAN'T smell my own fart. It's like having a miscarriage, except you can't eat it or leave it in someone's drawer so it smells funky the next week. See? Miscarriages aren't always bad. When life gives you lemons...
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08-07-2002, 10:18 PM
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sourkitty
08-07-2002, 10:19 PM
Hell no...i hate farting...i feel so dirty when i do it....oops i mean..gurls dont fart!
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Gmann
08-07-2002, 10:21 PM
ummm...sorry, No. Ive been known to kill off some plant life, small animals and the elderly on some really bad days.
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Pootertoot
08-07-2002, 10:35 PM
Hell no...i hate farting...i feel so dirty when i do it....oops i mean..gurls dont fart!
That's a lie. Women SAVE their farts, like a vacuum bag, and they release them all at once in one 10 megaton blast.
When I was younger, all the bathrooms in my house were occupied, so I had to sneak into my parents' room and use their bathroom. My mom was asleep in bed, so I was extra quiet.
Well, I'm on the pot doing my business, when all of a sudden my mother lets loose this barrage of blasts, it felt like I was in the middle of a battlefield. They were so loud and violent that the door was shaking, like a raptor from Jurassic Park was trying to get in. I'm sure if the door hadn't been between us it would've been like Hiroshima, with only my shadow left behind. I held my breath and ran out of there without giving it a second thought.
It's hard to be a man when your mom can outfart you.
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Sheeplovr
08-07-2002, 10:54 PM
It's hard to be a man when your mom can outfart you
That is truer then true My mom and sists bolth BLAM BLAM you can hear it anywhere in the house
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Gmann
08-07-2002, 11:03 PM
Ive only heard one female fart. This was recently also.....shocked the shit outta me cause I had never heard a female fart before. It was unknown to me that they could do such a thing. And it wasnt like a guy fart, all loud and stinky....it was a cute lil poot type fart....no odor either.
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And who was this frisky, farting female......?? You should Marry her.
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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2002, 10:54 AM
I do enjoy smelling them every now and then. The ones that remind me of Broccoli are cool. But every now and then, I guess I eat something SO DISGUSTING, that even I can't stand the fart smell it produces. This is when I know it's time to go take a shit.
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Patches
08-08-2002, 11:12 AM
Most of the time I dont mind them. I only do after a night of drinking stale tap beer and taking those light beige shits with all of the little holes in them. That's when farts are unbearable. They actually smell like the beer from the night before.
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blakjeezis
08-08-2002, 01:22 PM
Most of the time I dont mind them. I only do after a night of drinking stale tap beer and taking those light beige shits
I believe what you're referring to are beer snakes. Those long, skinny shits that drop out of you on 'the morning after'. I always find they're quite helpful in releaving some of the hangover problems.
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furie
08-08-2002, 01:51 PM
I do. I use it as a way to gage how healthy my insides are.
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08-08-2002, 01:54 PM
most of the time sure why not.
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