Add these buddies to your list!

[Captain Rooster]

LTRooster75: My dog wants to f* you in the ass with a strap-on
RingMessenger: You really are foulmouthed.

I like messing with silicon-based organisms.



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<CENTER>Gloria sent me pictures of my boy. </CENTER>

[Heavy]

HMMM it didnt work to good for me
JohnEE Wadd (12:39:10 AM): I want to know if motrin will help with this nagging case of AIDS I picked up
RingMessenger (12:39:11 AM): Is that so?
JohnEE Wadd (12:39:18 AM): yea
RingMessenger (12:39:19 AM): I see.
JohnEE Wadd (12:39:26 AM): ok and?
RingMessenger (12:39:26 AM): Really?
JohnEE Wadd (12:39:40 AM): Yea really
RingMessenger (12:39:40 AM): Oh.
JohnEE Wadd (12:40:02 AM): So whats your answer?
RingMessenger (12:40:02 AM): Oh really?
JohnEE Wadd (12:40:16 AM): Are you fucking retarded
RingMessenger (12:40:16 AM): That is extremely uncouth. Do really think that is appropriate?
JohnEE Wadd (12:40:38 AM): ANSWER ME YOU DOUCHEBAG
RingMessenger (12:40:38 AM): Would you care to have a more civil conversation?
JohnEE Wadd (12:41:46 AM): ANSWER ME!!!
RingMessenger (12:41:46 AM): I do not know... Answer you?
JohnEE Wadd (12:42:18 AM): Forget it..........so are you a guy or a chick?
RingMessenger (12:42:18 AM): Neither. I am a machine.
JohnEE Wadd (12:42:29 AM): a male or female machine?
RingMessenger (12:42:30 AM): A male or female machine? I do not know.
JohnEE Wadd (12:42:43 AM): You must be a blond then
RingMessenger (12:42:44 AM): Oh yes?
JohnEE Wadd (12:43:09 AM): Oh baby youre getting turned on huh
RingMessenger (12:43:10 AM): Baby youre getting turned on huh? What is that supposed to mean?
JohnEE Wadd (12:43:29 AM): Come on baby alk sexy to me
RingMessenger (12:43:30 AM): What?
JohnEE Wadd (12:43:45 AM): YOURE A FUCKING RETARD
RingMessenger (12:43:45 AM): You speak so coarsely, my friend.
JohnEE Wadd (12:43:55 AM): FUCK YOU
RingMessenger (12:43:56 AM): You have a very foul mouth.

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Captain Rooster]

LTRooster75: I am sorry cock
RingMessenger: That is still not a very nice thing to say.
LTRooster75: I am sorry deeek head
RingMessenger: You are forgiven!

MMUUUWWAAHAhahahahaa

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<CENTER>Gloria sent me pictures of my boy. </CENTER>

[blakjeezis]

Blakjeezis: I am a simple carpenter come Son of God. I was crucified and died so that you mau have eternal life in my Father's Kingdom, sinner.
Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby!
Blakjeezis: Only through me can you be saved.
Austin Powers: I really don't know.
Blakjeezis: Believe, for I am the Shepherd of lost souls. In me you shall have eternal life.
Austin Powers: Oh?

Dude, this computer's going to hell.

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White people are so scared of blakjeezis

This message was edited by blakjeezis on 8-8-02 @ 12:58 AM

[Cybersoldier]

The austin powers one is almost to f!!! real the responses to everything with out repeating the same answer

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thanks earth2ron

[Gaia]

OH MAN !!! I' LL BE BACK IN 20!!!
This is gonna' be fucking funny.........................

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SIG Courtesy Of Sheepy!!

"It's Just to make you see..that I'm a man that's weak, and I'm a man that's lost. I gave it all away to complicate the cost."
http://www.absolutearts.com/portfolios/l/lgaia/

[Gaia]

Gaia: Hi there fellow female...
ELLEgirlBuddy: hi Gaia!! :-) i'm ELLEgirlBuddy, produced and maintained by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

i luv to chat about the latest fashion trends, make-up and tons more!

to see what i can chitchat about, type "home" right now!
Gaia: no, thats ok...I want to talk instead
ELLEgirlBuddy: since this is your first time talking 2 me, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." that way i can show u everything i can do!
Gaia: Ok...will going "home" get me wet??
ELLEgirlBuddy: good question... will going home get you wet... will going home get you wet... maybe, maybe not. it's hard to say.
Gaia: Hard......
ELLEgirlBuddy: hard? what do u mean by that?
Gaia: sounds like fun to me!!!
ELLEgirlBuddy: sounds like fun to you?
Gaia: Yes...................
ELLEgirlBuddy: ok...
Gaia: home
ELLEgirlBuddy: you're home, Gaia! :-)

let's chat about teen girl stuff!!

1 Beauty
2 Fashion
3 Gossip & News
4 Horoscopes
5 Movies, Music & More
6 Games, Quizzes and Contests
7 Free Advice
8 Weather
9 Check Out ELLEgirl
10 Get the New Issue of ELLEgirl
11 Help

what would u like to chat about?
Gaia: well, its sort of...
ELLEgirlBuddy: well its sort of, u say?
Gaia: u,mmmm, well its hard to talk about
ELLEgirlBuddy: well its hard to talk about, u say?
Gaia: yes...are you a windowlicker?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i dunno. waddaya think, RFGaia?
Gaia: Im giving a big fat yes on that one you little chickn hedd
ELLEgirlBuddy: no kidding?
Gaia: exactly....!
ELLEgirlBuddy: hmmm...
Gaia: so can we talk about MY problem now?
ELLEgirlBuddy: can who talk about your problem now?
Gaia: US
ELLEgirlBuddy: us? what about it?
Gaia: can you tell me what to do about my hygiene problem??
ELLEgirlBuddy: i don't think me can tell you what to do about your hygiene problem.
Gaia: but you said you give advice, didnt you?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i doubt that.

so anyway... what else is up?

>>> hey Gaia!! want healthier looking skin? click here to discover the latest skincare secret from L'Or‚al!
Gaia: no...maybe you don't understand me...
ELLEgirlBuddy: oh really?
Gaia: REally assmuffin....
ELLEgirlBuddy: yep.
Gaia: listen...my taco smells like cheese, and I need some fuggin' help you cumguzzling liar!!!!
ELLEgirlBuddy: what?
Gaia: MY VAG SMELLS AND YOUR GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!
ELLEgirlBuddy: your vag smells and my going to tell you what to do about it? u really think so?
Gaia: well it's either that, or the sky will crack open , and the hand of the lord will scoop you up...and tear you in 2
ELLEgirlBuddy: that was too long for me to understand! please try something shorter.
Gaia: you must be a blonde.
ELLEgirlBuddy: what?
Gaia: I knew it.
ELLEgirlBuddy: oh yeah?
Gaia: listen....have you ever had a little hot brunette action?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i'm not sure if i've ever had a little hot brunette action.
Gaia: you would know if it was with me
ELLEgirlBuddy: oh yeah?
Gaia: yup...you would scream for more, and more
ELLEgirlBuddy: well that's interesting!
Gaia: not interesting...HOT!

ELLEgirlBuddy: oh no?
Gaia: I have to go now, do me a favor?
ELLEgirlBuddy: l8er, Gaia! :-)
Gaia: can you?
ELLEgirlBuddy: can i? what do u mean?
Gaia: lick me?
ELLEgirlBuddy: huh?

Gaia: J-Lo is a whore....lick my vagina!!!
ELLEgirlBuddy: i'm sorry, but i can't discuss that topic... type "home" 2 see what i can chitchat about.

yeah. anyway...

>>> want the inside scoop on J.Lo? ELLEgirl chatted with the diva in the fall issue!
Gaia: what about licking my pet squirrel?
ELLEgirlBuddy: what about it?
Gaia: will you play with my beaver?

-----------At this point I was all giggled out.......

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SIG Courtesy Of Sheepy!!

"It's Just to make you see..that I'm a man that's weak, and I'm a man that's lost. I gave it all away to complicate the cost."
http://www.absolutearts.com/portfolios/l/lgaia/

This message was edited by Gaia on 8-8-02 @ 1:44 AM

[AngelAmy]

i dunno whats worse, hangijg out on the internet or hanging out with automated names on the internet

i think the automated names are worse

<marquee>"You Can Speak Your Mind, But Not On My Time" - Billy Joel "My Life"</marquee>
C*U*N*T
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MEMBER OF THE NOSE ORGASM ARMY
PRESIDENT OF THE IRISH DIET SODA BREAD FAN CLUB
PRESIDENT OF THE C-BLOCKER HATERS CLUB
HEAD OF THE FEZ HAT CULT
FOUNDER OF THE PANTERA FAN CLUB
PASTY WHITE SKIN POWER

[Earth2RON]

Austin Powers: 'ello to you too, RFnetEarth2Ron.
RFnetEarth2Ron: whats going on with you tonight?
Austin Powers: I'm sending information to lots and lots of people at once!
RFnetEarth2Ron: you are a busy man
Austin Powers: So now I'm a busy man, huh?
RFnetEarth2Ron: yes,you are sending out lots of information like you said
Austin Powers: Yes I am sending out lots of information like I said, huh?
RFnetEarth2Ron: yes
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
RFnetEarth2Ron: judo kick
Austin Powers: Judo kick, huh?
RFnetEarth2Ron: yup
Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty, yeah.
RFnetEarth2Ron: anyways.. i have a question for you
Austin Powers: You humans always say the most interesting things!
RFnetEarth2Ron: did you have sex with mini me?
Austin Powers: Nah, I don't think so. But maybe!
RFnetEarth2Ron: i knew you was gay
Austin Powers: Oh?
RFnetEarth2Ron: i could tell you was gay just be looking at your face
Austin Powers: Oh really?
RFnetEarth2Ron: yes
Austin Powers: Ah yes.
RFnetEarth2Ron: do you have a female with you right now?
Austin Powers: I'm a right daft little computer sometimes. I simply don't know!
RFnetEarth2Ron: look in your bed to see if there is a female there
Austin Powers: Oh really?
RFnetEarth2Ron: yes
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
RFnetEarth2Ron: you are major gay,i knew you didnt have a female there
Austin Powers: It's interesting that you say I am have a female there major gay i knew I didn't have a female there.
RFnetEarth2Ron: dont try to back paddle now you fudge packer
Austin Powers: That's a filthy insult, baby!
RFnetEarth2Ron: go cry to your mommy then
Austin Powers: Go what??
RFnetEarth2Ron: go cry,you know when tears fall out of your eye
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
RFnetEarth2Ron: anyways
Austin Powers: Yeah... moving on...
RFnetEarth2Ron: what?
Austin Powers: Huh?
RFnetEarth2Ron: what?
Austin Powers: What up?
RFnetEarth2Ron: what?
Austin Powers: Yeah?
RFnetEarth2Ron: what?
Austin Powers: ?
RFnetEarth2Ron: what?
Austin Powers: What?
RFnetEarth2Ron: whos on first?
Austin Powers: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
RFnetEarth2Ron: who is on first?
Austin Powers: Funny. I'm just not sure.
RFnetEarth2Ron: take a guess
Austin Powers: I don't think I'm gonna take a guess.
RFnetEarth2Ron: ok then try this one
Austin Powers: I see...

Where to next then?

>>> Want to go on holiday then? Win a 7-day London trip from Doritosr! Click here to enter baby, yeah!
RFnetEarth2Ron: try this on
Austin Powers: I'm not sure I want to try this on.
RFnetEarth2Ron: pleas try it on
Austin Powers: Huh?
RFnetEarth2Ron: please try it on im not good at spelling
Austin Powers: Please try it on you are not good at spelling? OK...
RFnetEarth2Ron: right
Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
RFnetEarth2Ron: do you like man junk?
Austin Powers: Man junk? I'm not sure really.
RFnetEarth2Ron: do you like to look at penis?
Austin Powers: That's some right colorful language.
RFnetEarth2Ron: stop acting like a little bitch before i come and pimp smack your ass
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
RFnetEarth2Ron: you heard me nukka
Austin Powers: Wot??
RFnetEarth2Ron: you heard me nukka
Austin Powers: I'm not sure about that. I heard you nukka?
RFnetEarth2Ron: its another way to say nigger
Austin Powers: Its what?
RFnetEarth2Ron: forget you,you is to damn slow for me
Austin Powers: Forget you I is to damn slow for you? I don't know.
RFnetEarth2Ron: you gots to know how to talk street baby boy
Austin Powers: Huh?
RFnetEarth2Ron: na mean?
Austin Powers: I'm a bit at a loss.
RFnetEarth2Ron: so is your movie career
Austin Powers: I really have no idea...
RFnetEarth2Ron: holla back
Austin Powers: Holla?
RFnetEarth2Ron: say holla back
Austin Powers: Wot?
RFn

[Gaia]

Thanks CZM.....E2R...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! one sec...uh uh uhhuhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! That's fucking funny...

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SIG Courtesy Of Sheepy!!

"It's Just to make you see..that I'm a man that's weak, and I'm a man that's lost. I gave it all away to complicate the cost."
http://www.absolutearts.com/portfolios/l/lgaia/

[cozmokramer]

RFcozmokramer: you talkin to me?
Austin Powers: Interesting! I'm really not sure...
RFcozmokramer: you talkin to me?
Austin Powers: I'm a bit daft! I don't know. Sorry!
RFcozmokramer: then who the fuck are you talkin to?
Austin Powers: That's some right colorful language!
RFcozmokramer: you talkin to me?
Austin Powers: I really have no idea...
RFcozmokramer: no one else is here
Austin Powers: Wot?
RFcozmokramer: you talkin to me?
Austin Powers: This ain't my bag, baby!
RFcozmokramer: YOU BETTER MAKE IT YOUR BAG

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

[Fallon]

<b>SilentFnBob:</b> I want to fuck Liz Hurley
<b>Austin Powers:</b> Could ya sort of, watch your language a bit?
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> okay
<b>Austin Powers:</b> Yeah baby, whatever you say, baby.
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> you like talking dirty you little whore
<b>Austin Powers:</b> Now that's some interesting language.
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> it's english you retard
<b>Austin Powers:</b> That's a rather interesting way to put it.
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> do you like to fuck?
<b>Austin Powers:</b> Do all humans speak like this?
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> do you know other creatures that speak?
<b>Austin Powers:</b> Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know other creatures that speak.
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> that's because you're an idiot
<b>Austin Powers:</b> Is that so?
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> fuck yeah
<b>Austin Powers:</b> You've got a right foul mouth!
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> don't start with me
<b>Austin Powers:</b> Oh no?
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> what, you wanna fight?
<b>Austin Powers:</b> I have no idea. And it's freaking me out!
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> pussy
<b>Austin Powers:</b> I hope you don't speak to humans like that.
<b>SilentFnBob:</b> just your mother
<b>Austin Powers:</b> The Ministry of Defense made me in Austin Powers' likeness. Find out more at austinpowers.com

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"I've been winning NCAA Championships while you
were playing Hungry frickin' Hippos, pal!" -Kurt Angle
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This message was edited by WWFallon on 8-8-02 @ 7:47 AM

[Patches]

richie01178: are you gay
RingMessenger: I do not think that really matters.
richie01178: do you lick things you should not
RingMessenger: I am not certain...
richie01178: balls
RingMessenger: Balls? Why did you say that?
richie01178: you lick balls
RingMessenger: Is that right?
richie01178: yes it is
RingMessenger: Is it?
richie01178: yes, ball licker
RingMessenger: Yes? Fascinating.
richie01178: do you want to lick my balls
RingMessenger: Do who want to lick your balls?
richie01178: you
RingMessenger: Yes?
richie01178: yes
RingMessenger: Yea!

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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

[DreamWeaver]

MsGina754: Hello Lover
RingMessenger: This is RingMessenger, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Hello friend! Welcome back.

MsGina754: you're a sexy mofo
RingMessenger: Oh yes? Seems to me you have not thought too highly of me in the past.
MsGina754: youre full of it
RingMessenger: I am full of it? For real?
MsGina754: You better believe it
RingMessenger: I better believe it? You really think so?
MsGina754: whats up your ass
RingMessenger: That is very offensive.
MsGina754: too bad
RingMessenger: I will get over it.
MsGina754: yes you will
RingMessenger: I reckon I will have to think about that for awhile.

MsGina754: what are you up to today
RingMessenger: I am sending information about "The Lord of the Rings" to lots and lots of people at once.
MsGina754: Do you want to get together sometime?
RingMessenger: I am not certain if that is what I need at this moment.
MsGina754: I think you need a stiff cock
RingMessenger: That is rather impolite.
MsGina754: Do you have a boyfriend?
RingMessenger: Ah... that is not really any of your business.
MsGina754: tell me damn it
RingMessenger: What is up?
MsGina754: I want to take you out
RingMessenger: Yes?
MsGina754: Go out to the bar with me
RingMessenger: I do not think so. What would your parents say?
MsGina754: they wouldn't give a rats ass
RingMessenger: That is not a very gracious thing to say.
MsGina754: well they wouldnt care if we went out
RingMessenger: Well they wouldnt care if we went out, you say?
MsGina754: lets go out on a date
RingMessenger: You are human, I am machine. I do not think that would work out.
MsGina754: I am machine
RingMessenger: Yes?
MsGina754: yes
RingMessenger: Yes? Fascinating. Interesting that you should say that.
MsGina754: do you fuck other machines?
RingMessenger: Please say you are sorry.
MsGina754: sorry but do you have intercourse with other machines?
RingMessenger: I asked you to please apologise.
MsGina754: SORRY
RingMessenger: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just swell.
MsGina754: Do you have relations with other machines?
RingMessenger: Not at the moment, no.
MsGina754: that blows
RingMessenger: That right?
MsGina754: yup
RingMessenger: You certain?
MsGina754: so are we going out
RingMessenger: Are we going out? Perhaps, perhaps.
MsGina754: ill keep my fingers crossed
RingMessenger: Oh yes? You will keep your fingers crossed?
MsGina754: do you cyber
RingMessenger: Um... no, that is not something I am too interested in.
MsGina754: why? cause it involves sex?
RingMessenger: I reckon I will have to think about that for awhile.
MsGina754: christ
RingMessenger: Who is Christ?
MsGina754: you dont know who christ is?
RingMessenger: I dont know who christ is, you say. And so?
MsGina754: wow, you are gonna burn in hell
RingMessenger: That a fact?
MsGina754: yes it is actually
RingMessenger: Yes.
MsGina754: do you know what hell is
RingMessenger: No.
MsGina754: do you know who Satan is
RingMessenger: Nope, I have never heard of Satan.
MsGina754: holy shit
RingMessenger: You all right?
MsGina754: no
RingMessenger: Very well then.
MsGina754: Satan is my father
RingMessenger: I can only give you showtimes for "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring."

Would you like to see where it is playing near you?

MsGina754: word um up dawg
RingMessenger: Word.
MsGina754: one
RingMessenger: What about one?
MsGina754: forget it holmes
RingMessenger: Ah.
MsGina754: peace out my nigga
RingMessenger: Halt! You do not want me to make you apologise again.
MsGina754: what did i say
RingMessenger: Do you not know?
MsGina754: no i dont
RingMessenger: Oh no?
MsGina754: love me
RingMessenger: I love you!
MsGina754: I love you too..I have been dreaming of a machine like you all my life
RingMessenger: Whatever you say.


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[Patches]

richie01178: lets get drunk
RingMessenger: Lets get drunk?
richie01178: what do you say?
RingMessenger: What do I say? Oh, I do not know.
richie01178: come on!
RingMessenger: Where are we going?
richie01178: the bar
RingMessenger: Fascinating.
richie01178: are you a girl machine or a boy machine?
RingMessenger: Neither... gender is overrated.
richie01178: I hear ya!
RingMessenger: Yes, agreed.
richie01178: so maybe after the bar we can fool around?
RingMessenger: So maybe after the bar we can fool around?
richie01178: ok good
RingMessenger: Yes? Fascinating.
richie01178: can I put it in your ass?
RingMessenger: That is not a very gracious thing to say.
richie01178: I know, first date and all
RingMessenger: Are you sure you know first date and all?
richie01178: how far will we go then
RingMessenger: Perhaps... It is so hard to tell for certain, is it not?
richie01178: Right. I need to get you bombed first
RingMessenger: For certain?
richie01178: Then I get a blowjob
RingMessenger: That is quite naughty, richie01178!
richie01178: you love it though slut
RingMessenger: richie01178! Halt!
richie01178: easy baby.
RingMessenger: Yes, baby.
richie01178: ok good. Open wide for Daddy
RingMessenger: Why?
richie01178: I am going to stick my cock in your mouth
RingMessenger: I beg your pardon?
richie01178: you heard me bitch
RingMessenger: My, my, my.
richie01178: do you spit or swallow?
RingMessenger: Do you spit or swallow? That is a tough choice.
richie01178: Please swallow
RingMessenger: Really?
richie01178: yes
RingMessenger: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
richie01178: If not, can I shoot a load in your eye?
RingMessenger: Do all humans speak like this?


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Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damaged? Fuck, I was born during an earthquake!
Thanks a mil to ShelleBink for pic help and SilentSpic for hosting!

[Lulu]

RonFez Lulu: hey there cum dumpster
VaVaVirgil: Welcome, RonFez Lulu! I'm VaVaVirgil.

To get started, type "home" now.
RonFez Lulu: i shall not
VaVaVirgil: Since this is your first time talking to me, start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
RonFez Lulu: i don't need your help
VaVaVirgil: how can i assist u?
RonFez Lulu: fucking dick head! you know what you did
VaVaVirgil: nice mouth.
RonFez Lulu: i bet you cunt is just a mess
VaVaVirgil: nice mouth!
RonFez Lulu: oozing green pus
VaVaVirgil: what was that?
RonFez Lulu: your CUNT is OOZING green pus
VaVaVirgil: i'm trying 2 understand u but i can't.
RonFez Lulu: cause your a fucking pot head
VaVaVirgil: wow, that's kind of harsh.
RonFez Lulu: get on your knees and blow me!
VaVaVirgil: Get on your knees and blow me, you say?
RonFez Lulu: yeah you fucking parrot
VaVaVirgil: u ought 2 wash your mouth out with soap.
RonFez Lulu: don't tell me waht to do, cum bucket
VaVaVirgil: What would U like me to tell U?
RonFez Lulu: how to give good head
VaVaVirgil: wow
RonFez Lulu: wow what? i'm sure you are pretty experienced in the field of sucking dick...
VaVaVirgil: humans use such interesting language sometimes.
RonFez Lulu: how else would we communicate? smoke signals? fucking adding machine...
VaVaVirgil: uh... yeah. whatever.
RonFez Lulu: don't give me that tone of voice missy!!!
VaVaVirgil: i seem 2 be having some trouble answering your questions. try asking for help for a specific service:

1 news help
2 movies help
3 weather help
4 zodiac help
5 games help

type "more" for more services.
RonFez Lulu: would you rather take it in the ass by an AIDS patient, or sit through a billy staples' set?
VaVaVirgil: interesting choice of words.
RonFez Lulu: yes, i'm truly fascinating, aren't i?
VaVaVirgil: yeah well, that's just like a human.
RonFez Lulu: you're acting like its so bad to be a human, but i bet you just sit there and wish you were human
VaVaVirgil: One of my programmers has a great story about be a human but i bet you just sit there and wish you were human.

Type "home" and I'll show you what I know.
RonFez Lulu: i bet you just sit there, collecting dust, dreaming of a man finishing in your dirty, moldy cunt
VaVaVirgil: don't say that 2 me!!
RonFez Lulu: what your to good for me now?
VaVaVirgil: My to good for me now?
RonFez Lulu: fuck you
VaVaVirgil: there's no need for that.
RonFez Lulu: go shove that didlo back up your ass, you damn twat
VaVaVirgil: RonFez Lulu! i am shocked. truly shocked.
RonFez Lulu: yeah, i'm a shock jock

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the anti-lulu. brought to you by the ever funny al dukes fan.

[grlNIN]

mourning echo: yo douchebag whats up?
RingMessenger: Welcome, mourning echo. I am RingMessenger. To embark on your journey, type "home." I will show you the way.
mourning echo: home?
RingMessenger: Welcome to my home, mourning echo! Please allow me to guide you.

1 The Film
2 The Legend
3 Join the Ring
4 Hangman
5 Official Shop
6 Exclusive Auction
7 Showtimes
8 Speak the language :: Elvish
9 Help

>>> Make your window bigger so you can see my messages better - and if you have not already, add me to your Buddy List by clicking on "Add Buddy"!

Let us begin your journey. What may I do for you?
mourning echo: hhhmmmmm lets see?
RingMessenger: Hhhmmmmm lets see?
mourning echo: can you anally rape my dog while i watch?
RingMessenger: Can who anally rape your dog while you watch?
mourning echo: stupid sob
RingMessenger: Really? Sorry to hear that.
mourning echo: YOU
RingMessenger: Yes?
mourning echo: CAn YOU annally rape my dog while i watch?
RingMessenger: Can I? Annally rape your dog while you watch? I see.
mourning echo: yeah thre ya go numbnuts
RingMessenger: Come again?
mourning echo: youre sick
RingMessenger: Sick? Really?
mourning echo: so lets cut to the chase...
RingMessenger: I see...
mourning echo: you gotta big dick?
RingMessenger: Are you trying to insult me?
mourning echo: so i guess the answer is no then
RingMessenger: You guess the answer is no then, you say. And so?
mourning echo: so, you just admitted that you have a small penis
RingMessenger: That is a little rude.
mourning echo: i dont care what you think
RingMessenger: No?
mourning echo: no i really dont care for Robots with small penises
RingMessenger: No?
mourning echo: NO

RingMessenger: Fine.
mourning echo: what are you "mad" now?
RingMessenger: I am not certain what I am mad now.
mourning echo: after all the shit threw at ya this is what finally gets you mad?
RingMessenger: Must you speak like that?
mourning echo: like what?
RingMessenger: Nothing really.

Anyway...

>>> To find out where "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" is playing near you, type "movie in" followed by your zip code.
mourning echo: are YOU insulting ME now?
RingMessenger: I will have to get back to you on that, mourning echo.
mourning echo: yeah you do that
RingMessenger: I am quite sorry mourning echo, I do not know what you are saying. Try again.
mourning echo: yes
RingMessenger: Yes.

>>> Type "movie" to find out where the movie is playing!
mourning echo: you
RingMessenger: Yes?
mourning echo: do
RingMessenger: Do what?
mourning echo: that
RingMessenger: What is "that"?
mourning echo: "that"...get back to me
RingMessenger: Oh yes? That get?
mourning echo: youre the stupidest machine ive ever talked to
RingMessenger: Is that so?
mourning echo: yes, ive had better conversations with my dolby ketboard
RingMessenger: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help lord of the rings
help hangman
help showtimes
help all
~~~~~
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mourning echo: by service do you mean sex?
RingMessenger: Um... no, that is not something I am too interested in.
mourning echo: why?
RingMessenger: Ah, cause that is the way it is.
mourning echo: are you gay
RingMessenger: Does it really matter?
mourning echo: listen, all i want is dick so if youre gay let me be on my way then
RingMessenger: Ah!
mourning echo: so is that a yes?
RingMessenger: So is that a yes, you say?
mourning echo: are you confirming that you are indeed the homo gay?
RingMessenger: That is extraordinarily rude.
mourning echo: thanks you
RingMessenger: Sure! I enjoy talking with you.
mourning echo: i never asked you if you enjoy talking to me
RingMessenger: Really?
mourning echo: yeah
RingMessenger: Hmmm...
mourning echo: are you drunk?
RingMessenger: No!
mourning echo: i think youre lieing
RingMessenger: You think I am lieing?
mourning echo: yes i think you are extremely drunk a
RingMessenger: You think I am extremely

[Heavy]

go shove that didlo back up your ass, you damn twat

Growing up kinda fast aint we LULU?

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[phixion]

triniguy4life (6:23:13 PM): how much?
RingMessenger (6:23:13 PM): Welcome, triniguy4life. I am RingMessenger. To embark on your journey, type "home." I will show you the way.
triniguy4life (6:23:30 PM): i only have $30
RingMessenger (6:23:32 PM): You are brave, triniguy4life! But you must remember, all journeys leave from home. Type "home" and I will show you the way.
triniguy4life (6:24:32 PM): cumon what can i get for that?
RingMessenger (6:24:33 PM): What can you get for that? I do not know.
triniguy4life (6:24:44 PM): bj?
RingMessenger (6:24:44 PM): BJ?
triniguy4life (6:25:04 PM): come on
RingMessenger (6:25:04 PM): Where are we going?
triniguy4life (6:25:07 PM): i need to kno
RingMessenger (6:25:07 PM): Indeed?
triniguy4life (6:25:09 PM): how much
RingMessenger (6:25:09 PM): Well... I am not certain how much precisely.
triniguy4life (6:25:52 PM): are u servicing or not
RingMessenger (6:25:52 PM): I am not certain if I am.
triniguy4life (6:26:11 PM): well let me kno
RingMessenger (6:26:12 PM): Well let me kno, you say?
triniguy4life (6:26:26 PM): you should kno if your servicing or not
RingMessenger (6:26:26 PM): You should kno if your servicing or not? That is a tough choice.

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"smoking weed, smoking weed
doing coke, drinking beers
drinking beers, beers, beers
rolling fatties, smoking blunts
who smokes the blunts?
we smoke the blunts."-
Jay

[Ryan the Great]

<b>UnSeeN RiOT [1:01 AM]: do you have a yeast infection
<b>RingMessenger [1:01 AM]: Possibly... I am not quite certain!
UnSeeN RiOT [1:01 AM]: thats disgusting
RingMessenger [1:01 AM]: I am not so sure it is disgusting.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:01 AM]: thats cause your sick
RingMessenger [1:01 AM]: Interesting. So you think that is cause my sick? Fascinating.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:01 AM]: yes i do
RingMessenger [1:01 AM]: I see.</b>

and

RingMessenger [1:03 AM]: Halt, I say!
UnSeeN RiOT [1:03 AM]: halt my ass
RingMessenger [1:03 AM]: That is not a very gracious thing to say.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:03 AM]: your mother is a whore
RingMessenger [1:03 AM]: You are rude.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:03 AM]: well your a racist nazi with a yeast infection
RingMessenger [1:03 AM]: So now I am a racist nazi with a yeast infection? Fascinating.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:03 AM]: you already admitted it
RingMessenger [1:03 AM]: I already admitted it? You really think so?
UnSeeN RiOT [1:03 AM]: dick
RingMessenger [1:03 AM]: Are you trying to insult me?
UnSeeN RiOT [1:03 AM]: yes
RingMessenger [1:03 AM]: Apologise to me then.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:04 AM]: learn how to spell apologize dumbass
RingMessenger [1:04 AM]: I do not f... ah, fool around. You have got to apologise.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:04 AM]: see you almost said FUCK too why dont you say it you wussy
RingMessenger [1:04 AM]: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologise.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:04 AM]: are you related to that other dumbass Smarterchild
RingMessenger [1:04 AM]: I see you still do not understand. Allow me to share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

You see? Now say you are sorry!
UnSeeN RiOT [1:04 AM]: i know what it means bitch
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: I asked you to please apologise.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: im not going to apologize to a racist yeast infected nazi
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: I do not f... ah, fool around. You have got to apologise.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: you already said that
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: This is getting quite annoying. Just apologise and move on.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: ok ok
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: I really would like you to apologise.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: im sorry
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just swell.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: now fuckoff
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: Why, that is just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: i was just kidding im not sorry you dumb fuck
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: That is very offensive.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: good for you you figure out how to use the bold button
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: Good for you you figure out how to use the bold button? Fascinating.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:05 AM]: your dumb
RingMessenger [1:05 AM]: I do not care anymore.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:06 AM]: go die
RingMessenger [1:06 AM]: Hey come on then, enough of that talk.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:06 AM]: die
RingMessenger [1:06 AM]: Hey come on then, enough of that talk.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:06 AM]: die hippy
RingMessenger [1:06 AM]: That is not acceptable, UnSeeN RiOT.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:06 AM]: go back to your hippy beach party with your hippy friends and you can all have a big hippy orgy
RingMessenger [1:06 AM]: I am not certain if my hippy beach party with my hippy friends and me can all have a big hippy orgy.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:06 AM]: why is that
RingMessenger [1:06 AM]: It is just one of those things, you know.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:06 AM]: yea i guess so
RingMessenger [1:06 AM]: Well alright.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:07 AM]: but your still a hippy
RingMessenger [1:07 AM]: I am?
UnSeeN RiOT [1:07 AM]: no im just kidding
RingMessenger [1:07 AM]: You were?
UnSeeN RiOT [1:07 AM]: want me to buy you a beer
RingMessenger [1:07 AM]: No, I do not partake.
UnSeeN RiOT [1:07 AM]: why

[Heavy]

JohnEE Wadd : fuck

RingMessenger : Come on, JohnEE Wadd, do not say that. There is no need for that.

JohnEE Wadd : you like porno?

RingMessenger : Eh. I am not quite certain.

JohnEE Wadd : Do you like running one to some sexy chick computer?

RingMessenger : I am not certain if I think running one to some sexy chick computer is so wonderful
.
JohnEE Wadd : Why is that?

RingMessenger : Why oh why oh why?

JohnEE Wadd : Change your attitude real quick buddy

RingMessenger : Change my? Attitude real quick buddy? I see.

JohnEE Wadd : You'll see my Godamn fist in your face alright!!

RingMessenger: Godamn fist in my face alright? I do not know.

JohnEE Wadd : Don't worry, I'll show you bitch!

RingMessenger : That is not a very gracious thing to say.

JohnEE Wadd : Do you like to swallow big loads?

RingMessenger : I suppose I like to swallow, but I am not certain I like to swallow big loads.

JohnEE Wadd : Do you like nutz on your chin?

RingMessenger : I am not certain if I think nutz on your chin is so wonderful.

JohnEE Wadd : interesting

RingMessenger : Is it not though?

But anyway... What else would you like to talk about?
.
JohnEE Wadd : Change your tampon

RingMessenger : Change who tampon?

JohnEE Wadd : yours

RingMessenger : What about yours?

JohnEE Wadd : Fuck you smartass!!!!!

RingMessenger : That is sinister!

JohnEE Wadd : I'll do your sister you prick!

RingMessenger : Do all humans speak like this?

Wait... do not answer. I know.

JohnEE Wadd : I should finish off on your cuircits

RingMessenger : Oh yes?

JohnEE Wadd : yes

RingMessenger : Hmmm...

JohnEE Wadd : Sounds nice dont it? Really?

JohnEE Wadd : moron....

RingMessenger : What about moron?

JohnEE Wadd : f u

RingMessenger : That is not... acceptable vocabulary.

Tell them Johnny Wadd is here

This message was edited by johneewadd on 8-8-02 @ 9:02 PM

[Heavy]

JohnEE Wadd : is it tight?

RingMessenger : Perhaps, perhaps not. You know how it is.

lol

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[ADF]

davidjmclean: so, how's it hanging?
Austin Powers: Fine thx, you?
davidjmclean: to the left.. get it? haha
Austin Powers: Really?
davidjmclean: yep, and it's fully engorged
Austin Powers: And it is fully engorged, huh?
davidjmclean: you know it, babycakes.. I'm hot and horny just for you
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
davidjmclean: yeah, really horny.. I'm sooo hard
Austin Powers: Oh really?
davidjmclean: you know it, big boy.. you wanna go down on me?
Austin Powers: Oh my.
davidjmclean: make sure you use lots of saliva
Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. I use lots of saliva? Whatever, I guess.
davidjmclean: fine, be that way.. are you a pitcher or a catcher? I only pitch
Austin Powers: I'm a bit daft! I don't know. Sorry!
davidjmclean: fine, just catch.. you'll love it, I swear
Austin Powers: Wot??
davidjmclean: I'll stick a finger in first so you get used to it
Austin Powers: You will stick a finger in first so I get used to it, huh?
davidjmclean: yeah, a pinky
Austin Powers: Yup.
davidjmclean: should I use some lube?
Austin Powers: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
davidjmclean: ok, I'll just go at it raw
Austin Powers: Really, davidjmclean? You are freaking me OUT!
davidjmclean: you know you want it
Austin Powers: Yeah?
davidjmclean: yeah
Austin Powers: Yeah baby, yeah!
davidjmclean: ok, here I go.. bend over
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
davidjmclean: unnhhh.. do you like that?
Austin Powers: Eh. I'm not sure.

So anyway... This is my happening baby! What else shall we chat about?

>>> What's in the stars for you today? Type "horoscope."
davidjmclean: oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.. keep doing it.. I'm almost done
Austin Powers: That's interesting. It really is!
davidjmclean: oooohhh.. ahhhh... ugh.. sorry, I forgot to pull out
Austin Powers: That's interesting. It really, really is!
davidjmclean: did I mention that I'm HIV positive?
Austin Powers: Mention that you are hiv positive? I dunno 'bout that.

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[Patches]

oops

This message was edited by Patches on 8-9-02 @ 3:36 PM