Ass Cliff

[Heavy]

Dedicated to Sourkitty:

Ass cliff, ass cliff
Oh i love a nice ass cliff
Ass cliff, ass cliff
More so on a girl named Tiff

I like to see it in the shower
Ass cliff makes me wanna plow her
I love to see it in the back-yard
Ass cliff always makes my d-ck hard

Ass cliff, ass cliff on a hooker
Called her pimp so i could book her
Just so I could slap her ass hard
Had to charge it on my BIG ASS CARD!!

Ass cliff, ass cliff oh so sweet
Makes me want to pound that meat
If that ass cliffs keepin neat
Between those ass cliffs I will eat

Spankins till she begs for d-ck
Thats when I pull out my pr-ck
Shank that ass like Peter North
Ass cliff shaking back and forth

It's over she pulls up her thong
Around the door trips on my schlong
The pain next day she though was odd
Untill she thought of JOHNEEWADD!!

Ass cliff, ass cliff always nice
But not when in-fes-ted with lice
Ass cliff, ass cliff I want more
But not if it's cov-erd with sores

Ass cliffs great, moves up and down
Ass cliff makes the world go round!!!

OK how many people still have NO IDEA what the ass cliff is?



Tell them Johnny Wadd was here





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This message was edited by johneewadd on 8-8-02 @ 11:14 PM

[Aggie]

If that ass cliffs keepin neat
Between those ass cliffs I will eat

Spankins till she begs for d-ck
That's my favorite part. Your poems are starting to grow on me!

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[Heavy]

Maybe if you ask nicely I can come up with an ass spanking/eating poem

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[sourkitty]

Ass cliff, ass cliff on a hooker
Called her pimp so i could book her


i like that part and....



Ass cliff, ass cliff oh so sweet
Makes me want to pound that meat

Thanks for dedicating it to me

:) lol



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This message was edited by sourkitty on 8-8-02 @ 2:13 AM

[Pootertoot]

Is this about ass CLEFT? Because when I used to stand and wipe I'd get a little turdage in my ass cleft, and it was hard to clean out because TP against bare skin isn't pleasant.

But, if this is really abotu an ass cliff, is it along the lines of a theory that if you get a sheep to a cliff's edge, it's guaranteed to back up into your cock?

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[Heavy]

Not even close

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Aggie]

Maybe if you ask nicely I can come up with an ass spanking/eating poem
Make it for me now mother fucker!!.....I mean, can you please make me one?? ((bats eyelashes))

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[Heavy]

Ok and I'm charging you one Sig Pic. You want to be spanked or eaten?

Tell them Johnny Wadd was here

[Aggie]

make it a spankin poem and you have to provide an idea for the sig (but i really like your new one, i can't do animation :()

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[Heavy]

Ok you can go to www.johnnywadd.com
for pics to use.......Just make it cool and have some girls in it that looks like you. Ass slapping poem coming soon........Unless of course the boards NEW poet, GWEN would like to do it.
ick!

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Heavy]

Ok you can go to www.johnnywadd.com
for pics to use.......Just make it cool and have some girls in it that looks like you. Ass slapping poem coming soon........Unless of course the boards NEW poet, GWEN would like to do it.
ick!
Hey when Its finised I guess let me know via email??

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Props to Sweet201!! WWW.JohnnyWadd.com
Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.

[Aggie]

Where's my poem? :) You will get your sig when I get my poem. And I will email it to you. Thanks.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 8-15-02 @ 1:26 PM

[Heavy]

Aggie, I deeply regret to inform you that my poetry is niether permitted nor accepted on this board.
I was looking forward to taking requests for board members but guess not.

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Yes, he is hung like a horse. One female porn star describes having sex with Johneewadd as like giving birth.