What You Wish She'd Say After a Blowjob

[Earth2RON]

I think i need to stop hanging around females that say things like this to me:)


10. Gee, that's yummy
9. How much do I owe you?
8. I'm gonna tell all my friends how great you are!
7. You really quenched my thirst
6. Lets pop my cherry next!
5. You make a great pacifier
4. You're so huge, I could barely get you in my mouth
3. More, please
2. Oops! I spilled some! I'll just save it for later
1. I'm drinking milk for good


[b]"How can I keep up with the sweet-talking candor
of an Earth2Ron"*~*pinkyfloyd*~*[b]:) Irish Faction 4Life
<img src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/gambit[1].jpg">
"I wanna get you in the back seat windows up that's the
way you like to fukk, clogged up fog alert Rip the pants
and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt" **Ludacris**


"E2R,Doesn't realize he's already my Ho"*~Gaia*~:)

[sourkitty]

typical guy


i want a guy who dont complain bouthow he has to lick my pussy and keep the taste in his mouth but i wont swallow his

<img src="http://members.aol.com/fajita4me/images/kitty.jpg" height=118 width=211>
~*~Life always comes down to one thing, the PUSSY!~*~

[Earth2RON]

typical guy
i got the list from a female,so its not a typical guy thing:)

[b]"How can I keep up with the sweet-talking candor
of an Earth2Ron"*~*pinkyfloyd*~*[b]:) Irish Faction 4Life
<img src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/gambit[1].jpg">
"I wanna get you in the back seat windows up that's the
way you like to fukk, clogged up fog alert Rip the pants
and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt" **Ludacris**


"E2R,Doesn't realize he's already my Ho"*~Gaia*~:)

[Steels]

Thank you Sir....May I have Another.....

I'm a child of divorce....gimme a break....

[sexy bastard]

um earth can i get that females number
lol

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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[Yerdaddy]

" Do you think this stuff is making my boobs bigger yet?"

<img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigtussle.jpg" >
If I don't make you laugh, you don't know what felch means.

[F1Gm3nT]

Thank you Sir....May I have Another.....

that's hot

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."
- Bruce Lee
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[Earth2RON]

um earth can i get that females number
nope,she is all mines for the taking and you cant get none:)

[b]"How can I keep up with the sweet-talking candor
of an Earth2Ron"*~*pinkyfloyd*~*[b]:) Irish Faction 4Life
<img src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/gambit[1].jpg">
"I wanna get you in the back seat windows up that's the
way you like to fukk, clogged up fog alert Rip the pants
and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt" **Ludacris**


"E2R,Doesn't realize he's already my Ho"*~Gaia*~:)

[sexy bastard]

can i at least take pictures
lol

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[DarkHippie]

hmmm, you taste like a crisp, hard, apple

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>LABELS ARE FOR PRODUCTS, NOT PEOPLE!

And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
All I do is keep the beat and bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie I'd do the stars with you any time-- Dire Straights "Romeo and Juliet"
</i>

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[Aggie]

Good to the last drop!

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~Aggie's alter ego in bizarro world~
~brought to you by the not so funny Al Dukes Fan~

[grlNIN]

Mmmm Melt in your mouth and not in your hands*licks lips*




Merciful Death, How You Love Your Precious Guilt
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~Coven Member~Violent Echo...cover your ears~

Underneath her skin and jewelry,
hidden in her words and eyes
is a wall that's cold and ugly
and she's scared as hell.
Trembling at the thought of feeling.
Wide awake and keeping distance.
Nothing seems to penetrate her.
She's scared as hell.


I am frightened to.

Wide awake
and keeping distance from my soul.
I am scared like you.

Tool is Poetry in Motion

[sexy bastard]

Good to the last drop!


damn aggie...will you marry me


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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[Pootertoot]

"Now see if my daughter does it better."

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Take a Chance, Take a Chance
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[A.J.]

"Want another?"

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Made by Aggie.

[Jennitalia]

now fuck my brains out

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sit on my face and tell me that you love me
i'll sit on your face and tell you i love you, too.

[Aggie]

now fuck my brains out
jenn-you need to go to the dirty talkin' thread :)

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~Aggie's alter ego in bizarro world~
~brought to you by the not so funny Al Dukes Fan~

[TomPoo]

"would you like me to go get you a beer now???"


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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

[TomPoo]

"I am sure I can do it better if you give me another chance"

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

[Jennitalia]

Aggie, been there, done that...pay more attention, dammit!! :)

next time shoot your load all over me. i just love wearing your love juice all over me

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sit on my face and tell me that you love me
i'll sit on your face and tell you i love you, too.

This message was edited by Jennitalia on 8-7-02 @ 1:45 PM

[Jackie Sloan]

Would you like a "salad" till you're ready again Sir?

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We've taken care of everything
The words you hear
The songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes......

[FMJeff]

did you really have to aim at my eyes?

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<br>
Stupid is as stupid does.

[Meve]

Please, I'm begging you, let me do it again.

or

I'm satisfied if u are.

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[F1Gm3nT]

ok, my turn!!!!

*starts singing lil china girl by David Bowie* - that one was inspired by Poot ( #1 )

mmmm I want some more - inspired by kristen dunst in interview with a vampire


"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."
- Bruce Lee

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[DC Reed]

Ive had better....

wait, thats not what i want her to say....

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- Nice cat, whats his name?
- Annoying Customer

[Michael Fury]

"Okay, let's go for the 2-point conversion."



"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." Pancho Villa's last words

[blakjeezis]

'Gurgle gurgle gurgle . . . gulp. Aaaaah."

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White people are so scared of blakjeezis

[fatty]

why do you guys want her to say anything?
she should be silent if she knows what's good for her, and that's all the time not just after a blow job.

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FATTY- Where it's at

[Halfpops]

I'm still wishing to get one...




Just Get It Done!

[Pootertoot]

No, I don't need a towel, I'll just cry it off.

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Take a Chance, Take a Chance
</center>

[JustJon]

Daddy, did I do that right?

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[Jennitalia]

your cock is so big. i wish i could fit it all in my mouth

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sit on my face and tell me that you love me
i'll sit on your face and tell you i love you, too.

[Earth2RON]

"I want to be your Cum-Slut"



Sexy Bastard......

im going to Nebraska in a few weeks to see her,so ill take some pics for you then:)

[b]"How can I keep up with the sweet-talking candor
of an Earth2Ron"*~*pinkyfloyd*~*[b]:) Irish Faction 4Life
<img src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/gambit[1].jpg">
"I wanna get you in the back seat windows up that's the
way you like to fukk, clogged up fog alert Rip the pants
and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt" **Ludacris**


"E2R,Doesn't realize he's already my Ho"*~Gaia*~:)

[Sheeplovr]

I promis i wont tell mommy

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[Mike from Bklyn]

Now let my hot girlfriend give it shot

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[silera]

Taste's great AND less filling.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/silera/files/Silera/rfsig.jpg

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[Yerdaddy]

You better still have enough to paint my back and ruin my hair.

<img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigtussle.jpg" >
If I don't make you laugh, you don't know what felch means.

[sexy bastard]

damn...i got to get me a woman


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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[Yerdaddy]

I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

<img src="http://yerdaddy.homestead.com/files/pics/sigtussle.jpg" >
If I don't make you laugh, you don't know what felch means.

[Earth2RON]

"You taste much better than my father"

[b]"How can I keep up with the sweet-talking candor
of an Earth2Ron"*~*pinkyfloyd*~*[b]:) Irish Faction 4Life
<img src="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/gambit[1].jpg">
"I wanna get you in the back seat windows up that's the
way you like to fukk, clogged up fog alert Rip the pants
and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt" **Ludacris**


"E2R,Doesn't realize he's already my Ho"*~Gaia*~:)

~*official member of the Tookie fan club*~

[sexy bastard]

lmfao holy shit ron


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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[Hosp]

"That was great but I have to get home. Can I make you a sandwich before I go?"



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German:Fick
French:Baiser
Dutch:Rampetampen
Japanese:yah-loo

[F1Gm3nT]

so um... where are those nachos... need to clean up this mess you made all over me somehow


GOD THAT WOULD BE HOT TO HEAR!!!

but Poot's is betere cause well... he is... number 1

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."
- Bruce Lee

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[nortonfan]

wheres my money and then the sound of the car door closing.

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[Jobberific]

Now what channel is Sports Center on?

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

[Earth2RON]

"spitting is for losers"

**Irish Faction 4Life**Will give oral favors for convo
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"E2R,Doesn't realize he's already my Ho"**Gaia**
**official member of the Tookie fan club**

[Hawiian shirt craig]

i wish she'd say... lets turn on sports center and
have a sandwhich. then when you're ready, fuck
my ass....


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[marj79]

damnit it didnt get ALL over my face - do over....

[Hobbes]

"Go again in 5? I'll just strip and
dance on this pole until you're
ready."

Jenn - You are just awesome.

[Cybersoldier]

just sb said can i get there numbers

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thanks earth2ron

[Jobberific]

You better get me home. If you keep me up past my bed time, you know moms gonnabe mad.

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

[Tall_James]

Here's your $50

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Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

[rowanprofz]

Now please do me in the ass and punch the back of my head repeatedly now or I'll call the cops!

Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity Live Ever - Die Never

[Aggie]

can i have seconds?

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I know that you wantin this~tell me can you handle it
show me how you work them hips~and maybe you can roll with it

[Old Guy]

I don't want her to say anything; I want her to: 1. Swish like in a dentists office 2. Tip her head back and gargle 3. Tap her chest and swallow 4. Burp loudly 5. Give me a huge splugey grin and wink! <P>

BobMacNJ5@aol.com

[Hawiian shirt craig]

to quote monty python:

"yes we must all have a good spanking, then you must tie us all up... then THE ORAL SEX!!"

now theres peril i'd like to face!!

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[buttplug]

now can i fuck your ass with my strap-on.

happy anal jim

[TomPoo]

"mmm... OK! now my sisters turn!"

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

[TomPoo]

"did I play with your ballz enough that time???"

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There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

[Old Guy]

How about: "Now you know why they call me Sweet Mellissa!"

This message was edited by Old Guy on 8-29-02 @ 1:49 PM

[Earth2RON]

"i want you to fukk me in the ass then, i wanna brush my teeth with your dick"

is that a lil to much!????

"E2R,Doesn't realize he's already my Ho"**Gaia**
**official member of the Tookie fan club**

[Contra]

"so many first today, gave a blowjob, got my period..."

Kill the weak
Contra