LOVE for Dwarves Thread

[EQ]

You know that whole " Dwarf Tossing " thing?

Do you think that they ( The little People ) actually LIKE doing it, or ..
maybe it's the only work they can get.

I have also never seen a baby dwarf.

How can you tell, since babies are little things anyway?

A Dwarf would be be too short to ... say ..
Be a Stock person in a Grocery Store.
How would they stack all the items on the highest shelves?

I guess they could stand on a chair.

Would they rather label cans in a store, or be tossed?

How short do you have to be to BE a Dwarf?
Is there a particular height requirement - or lack thereof?

Some people are scared of a Dwarf.
I don't know if it's very 'P.C." to use the term, 'Dwarf',
But it sounds cute:
DWARF! Like GNOME!

What about a Dwarf with a Jet Pack ?





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[Sheeplovr]

I like dwarws onetime i was at Skateres World and i saw 2 Punk Dwaves and they were all tiny and funny looking and when they were moshing around it was so adoobly jsut wanna pich there little dwave cheeks

Small people are great execpt for the fact they make me feel like a giant

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[sourkitty]

i think u gotta be under 4'10 to be a dwarf/midget/etc

I am afraid of them. Something bout them being so small and able to like bite my knee scares me. I mean if i see one i dont laugh and point because i dont do that to anyone/anything. I like to be nice to everyone...but they scare the shit out of me....Mini me from austin powers..GAVE ME NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!

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[JustJon]

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[ADF]

Speaking of dwarves, how's Sweet Melissa?

Yar! Garden gnomes beat the pants of ye dwarves, any day!
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[Arienette]

sometimes people call me a dwarf, but i'm not really all that little. like normal little. not little little.

i'm all for dwarves, personally. i dont get why people would be scared. i'm more scared of people with few teeth, to be honest

on dwarf tossing - i can see where a dwarf might find it degrading to be tossed for the amusement of others. however, it seems like it might be an easier and more lucrative job than many others. and maybe there's a certain sense of pride in knowing that not everyone can be tossed. it makes them special and a more valuable commodity, as far as society and its needs go.

so i dont know... if i were a dwarf without a degree, i think i might go for it. what the hell. toss me, spank me, pay me bitch. the dwarves are taking over and maybe you'll be next

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[Sheeplovr]

im still sad about lil timmy dieing

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[sexy bastard]

hey adf..now now she was my heightish

anyway dwarves are great when your having love those little women make all is guys who are hung like two year olds look huge...ohhh you didnt mean that kinda of love ummm nevermind


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