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ChickenHawk

08-06-2002, 12:10 AM

I know there's already a topic
reporting the pathetic news of
Jennifer Lopez getting ready to
mar the concept of marriage even
further, but this topic is for
placing predictions on how long it
will last. Apparently this loose
bitch thinks that in order to have
a fling with a guy, she needs to
be married to him. I assume this
is because someone fucked up in
the process of raising her and
didn't hug her enough or
something, but it's time to exploit
her retardation and guess just
how long this one will last. So,
go ahead, place your bets, and
when it all ends (which it
inevitably will), we can raise this
thread from its grave and see
who was right.

I'm gonne go with... 5 1/2
months. Yep, that seems about
right.

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videotapes..." -Patrick Bateman

Pootertoot

08-06-2002, 12:51 AM

I would say it never gets off the ground.

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sexy bastard

08-06-2002, 12:55 AM

isnt she pushing her fifteen minutes to 17 minutes already **YAWN**

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A.J.

08-06-2002, 05:17 AM

They won't marry -- they're just using it to get some more press for themselves. So untypical for Hollywood types...

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brodieman

08-06-2002, 07:08 AM

is she still boning affleck? ::why ben WHY?!?!::
i give then 6-8 months tops till he dumps her big ass

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Spoil-Sport

08-06-2002, 12:54 PM

They have 2 movies coming up that they co-star in. Smells like a publicity stunt. They'll break up once the purpose has been served. 

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Earth2RON

08-06-2002, 01:05 PM

i hope ben can handle all that ass cuz i know i wouldnt be able to:(

Come on playa once a ho always
And hos never close they open like hallways
An heres a ho cake for you whole ho crew
an everybody wants some cuz hoes gotta eat too

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you, suck you, taste you, ride you, feel you deep inside me"
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fiestygal

08-06-2002, 01:06 PM

Ok #1) WHY DOES ANYONE CARE

#2) it fucking pisses me off when celebs are frivilous like they are

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Doogie

08-06-2002, 01:40 PM

Time To Place Bets On The Latest J-Lo Embarrassment

I thought that she was coming out with yet another God awful movie. Little side note I got dragged to one of her horrible movies and made a solemn oath to myself. "No more chick flicks!!!", sorry girls...just some of them are God awful

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Earth2RON

08-06-2002, 01:54 PM

I got dragged to one of her horrible movies
be a man....next time she ask you to go just grab ya balls,and say i am the one with the balls:)

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I just wanna touch you, tease you, lick you, please you
love you, hold you, make love to you and i'm gonna Kiss
you, suck you, taste you, ride you, feel you deep inside me"
~*~*Janet Jackson~*~*

[b]*~*Irish Faction 4Life*~*[b]

Doogie

08-06-2002, 01:57 PM

Ohhhh I do that now, let her know that there has to be compromises...
next time she ask you to go just grab ya balls,and say i am the one with the balls

I dont have to do that, and if I did they would probably be ripped off and tossed into the nearest best buy...

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cozmokramer

08-07-2002, 05:18 PM

frivilous

great word fiestygal. We need more people like you saying stuff in the world.

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Cybersoldier

08-07-2002, 05:22 PM

I give it at most 2 year, and I thought ann nicole smith was at her 17 min of fame

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ShelleBink

08-07-2002, 05:30 PM

you're realling digging deep for topics aren't you

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phixion

08-08-2002, 12:43 PM

easy 6 1/2 months easily with a major fight to break it up

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