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girl germs

06-12-2001, 07:10 AM

i was thinking of giving birth to a real baby but then i just got a tamagotchi. but then, the other day, i realized that i couldn't handle all the responsiblity. so, i just left my tamagotchi in the dumpster behind the local burger king.

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"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales talespin sailormoon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"
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girl germs

06-12-2001, 07:17 AM

oops?

well, maybe somebody will be nice enough and rescue my little tamagotchi, before it is eaten up by a diseased stray dog.

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"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales talespin sailormoon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"
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girl germs

06-12-2001, 12:20 PM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/tamagotchi2.jpg">

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"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales talespin sailormoon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"
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girl germs

06-12-2001, 12:21 PM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/tamagotchi3.jpg">

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"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales talespin sailormoon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"
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Dan

06-12-2001, 12:39 PM

Do you ever feel like no one
listens to you, girl germs?

TomPoo

06-12-2001, 01:32 PM

Was the it a MALE tatamagotchi??? I figured you were giving it what you thought it deserved... a slow horrible death.

Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo

girl germs

06-12-2001, 04:36 PM

"Do you ever feel like no one listens to you, girl germs?"

well, my neighbor's dog and all my dolls listen to me...i think that's enough.

and tompoo, i think the tamagotchi was a hermaphrodite. i'm not sure though.

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"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales talespin sailormoon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"
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TomPoo

06-13-2001, 04:18 AM

Well now I just don't know what to think.

Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo

girl germs

06-13-2001, 07:40 AM

"I JUST WANT SOME ATTENTION!!! IT'S GOTTA BE ABOUT ME, ME, AND ME!!! LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME!! THAT IS ALL I ASK FOR!"

"when the lining in your uterus starts to <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ia/tridar/schnee.html">shed</a>, you will begin to <a href="http://bloodsisters.org/bloodsisters/">bleed</a>."
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sunndoggy8

06-13-2001, 05:29 PM

well, my neighbor's dog and all my dolls listen to me...i think that's enough.

GG, did you ever have a doll that wet itself? I never understood how those got to be popular, and why girls liked them...I mean, the doll part I get, but the wetting part?

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girl germs

06-13-2001, 08:25 PM

don't ask me sunny, i'm not the flaming fruit here...you should try asking pootertwat.

"when the lining in your uterus starts to <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ia/tridar/schnee.html">shed</a>, you will begin to <a href="http://bloodsisters.org/bloodsisters/">bleed</a>."
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Pootertoot

06-14-2001, 09:28 PM

GG, did you ever have a doll that wet itself? I never understood how those got to be popular, and why girls liked them...I mean, the doll part I get, but the wetting part?

You try finding a girl who'll let you drink her fresh piss when you're 5 years old. You've got to take it where you can get it.

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