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Heavy
08-04-2002, 08:21 PM
Camel toe, camel toe
Oh how I love it so
Camle toe, camel toe
Oh how I love when it shows

I like to see it at the gym
I like to see it when I swim

I love to see it at the Theater
That camel toe makes me wanna meet her

Camel toe at the beach
Makes me dream of that fuzzy peach

See that camel toe shooting pool
Tables wet from all my drool

Camel toe, camel toe
Oh how I love it so

Nothin beats a good camel toe poem



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This message was edited by johneewadd on 8-8-02 @ 11:09 PM
Hawiian shirt craig
08-04-2002, 08:35 PM
listen dude, we need to chat. stuff like that can get
you killed in these parts. to save this thread i am
going to post some synonyms i use, some of which i
coined, for this mess we call camel toe:
meat curtain, moose knuckle, roast beef, meat
crotch, hippo neck, and my personal fav WALRUS
FIST!!!!!


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fiestygal
08-04-2002, 08:37 PM
i fully support this poem...he told me to


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fiestygal
08-04-2002, 08:45 PM
this is a good poem...very funny ...i wanna do johneewadd soo bad now cuz his poem turned me on...OH BABY OH BABY

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Heavy
08-04-2002, 08:52 PM
Fiesty, just show up flashing the toe........tight spandex and a tube top should be fine

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erole
08-04-2002, 09:04 PM
wow that camel toe is so big, i thought i was doing anal

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sourkitty
08-04-2002, 10:17 PM
camel toe is nasty...i never herd of a guy who thinks that it is attractive until i read this poem

sick fucks!

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Earth2RON
08-04-2002, 10:26 PM
camel toe is nasty
ummm..you have one:)



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more cowbells
08-05-2002, 03:12 AM
Oh yea, lots of guys love the camel toe. I know you always hear about tits and ass, but the camel toe rules! Speak up, fellas....

(btw johneewadd, the poem RULES!)











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Arienette
08-05-2002, 06:20 AM
this was supposed to change my life?

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Katylina
08-05-2002, 06:23 AM
If you like that poem, then you will love this link:
http://www.ratemycameltoe.com/

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Heavy
08-05-2002, 06:20 PM
(btw johneewadd, the poem RULES!)

Thank You, Thank You



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Gaia
08-05-2002, 08:05 PM
Huh huh huh...They said "Camel Toe"....huh huh huhuh....

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sexy bastard
08-06-2002, 01:19 AM
damn now i'm horny

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Death Metal Moe
08-06-2002, 08:50 AM
Well, Camel Toe is awesome, but I think it's just another attractive part of an already attractive woman.

I mean if you saw Star Jones' Camel Toe, you'd be burning out your own eyes with a blow torch.

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CaptClown
08-06-2002, 08:59 AM
Thanks Katylina. That's better than caffeine in the morning.

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Heavy
08-06-2002, 06:35 PM
I mean if you saw Star Jones' Camel Toe, you'd be burning out your own eyes with a blow torch.


I might just use that torch to cut away at that layer of crust thats formed down there so i could see the toe better

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Gaia
08-06-2002, 06:58 PM
I might just use that torch to cut away at that layer of crust thats formed down there so i could see the toe better

HAHAHHHHAAAHAHAHA!!! // Hit's floor in fit of laughter//

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TheGameHHH
08-06-2002, 10:34 PM
Camel Toe is sooooo hot!!! <P>


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Yerdaddy
08-06-2002, 10:54 PM
we used to call it a Kermit - as in Kermit the Frog...

we thought it was funny

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A.J.
08-07-2002, 04:02 AM
I mean if you saw Star Jones' Camel Toe, you'd be burning out your own eyes with a blow torch.


I pity her gynecologist.

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Yerdaddy
08-07-2002, 09:47 AM
I mean if you saw Star Jones' Camel Toe, you'd be burning out your own eyes with a blow torch.
how would you know it was her camel toe if her camel toe starts at her knees?

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Heavy
08-07-2002, 03:16 PM
- as in Kermit the Frog

Whats that even mean?

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Death Metal Moe
08-07-2002, 05:03 PM
Yea, that Kermit thing went over my head too.

The LAST thing I want to do is to see vag, and think of Kermit, Fozzy and Gonzo.

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Crippler
08-07-2002, 06:05 PM
Camel Toe....pardon the easy joke, but NOW I'M STARVIN'!
Yerdaddy
08-07-2002, 06:11 PM
Yea, that Kermit thing went over my head too.

The LAST thing I want to do is to see vag, and think of Kermit, Fozzy and Gonzo.
see camel to is sort of like a chick meking a sock-puppet out of her hatchet wound. So it started out with "sock-puppet" then muppet, then kermit the frog when a girl wore a pair of green Dittos (the ultimate camel toe pants, if you're lucky enough to remember them). Maybe we should have called it Lambchop. I'd take a rub & tug from lambchop.

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Heavy
08-08-2002, 06:03 AM
see camel to is sort of like a chick meking a sock-puppet out of her hatchet wound. So it started out with "sock-puppet" then muppet, then kermit the frog when a girl wore a pair of green Dittos

Thanks for clearing that up

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cozmokramer
08-08-2002, 02:27 PM
Camel Toe is just plaing disgusting. stick with something easier - cunt or pussy.

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Heavy
08-12-2002, 03:46 PM
Camel Toe is just plaing disgusting. stick with something easier - cunt or pussy.

Cozmo tell me camel toe is

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funkyreuben
08-13-2002, 03:28 PM
I love the camel toe/beef curtain. Here's another good site: <P>
http://www.cameltoe.org <P>

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Crippler
08-13-2002, 03:35 PM
Oh my god...did you see David Lee Roth in the celebrity portion of that site?? I'm not looking at the bulge, he just looks ri-GOD-DAMN-diculous! I thought it was Tom Green in a wig or something silly like that, I thought it was a joke. I'm so sad, he looks like a fucking clown in that get-up. How the mighty have fallen.



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