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Sheeplovr
08-03-2002, 08:23 PM
im talking a giant man made of BBQ Sauce
okay this may be hard but its a vision that came to me when i was tryign to go to sleep int he back car
and i think its god sayign he wants a man made of BBQ suace now im not shure if he wants A1 or if we can use home made
or
We need to build a monkey statue with just a angry monkey poiting down in shame and it will eb the shamming monkey
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Pootertoot
08-03-2002, 08:47 PM
What if we taught the BBQ men to be cattle herders? Or slaughterhouse workers? They could just slather themselves on the cows to make for a flavor sensation.
As for the shaming monkey, it should be masturbating, and it should shame everyone that masturbates, because they're doing like monkeys do.
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Sheeplovr
08-03-2002, 10:24 PM
I like the sound of a masturbating Shamming monkey
we could puta fountain in it and it can shoot a constant stream of jizz a CSJ if you will
THe BBQ men could ranch cows but one day it rains and all is lost
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Maybe you can make the bbq sauce statue if you use a dry rub and then compact it really tight, sort of like a sand castle. Either that or you build the liquid barbecue sauce man in Antarctica and it will just freeze solid. This is doable, I tell you.
The masturbating shaming monkey thing has me worried. I'm... I'm.. so sorry.
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wilee
08-05-2002, 06:32 AM
Are we going to set him next to the cow made of butter that almost melted?
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Pootertoot
08-05-2002, 07:31 AM
Perhaps we could use Skynet technology to build a BBQ man with regenerative powers. He can disarm John Connor with pure flavor.
Maybe we should forego the CSJ in lieu of a geyser-like method, in which the monkey jizz would erupt at intervals somewhere between 3 and 10 minutes (the actual time it takes a monkey to masturbate will be researched and imitated...let's be scientific about it. Why build a statue if you're gonna do it wrong? You hear me Statue of Liberty. Sure, tired, poor, huddled masses sounded nice...until they started pouring in. Now we're up to our necks in poor, huddled mexicans), and the jizz would spray all those within two blocks of the Shaming Monkey...
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JustJon
08-05-2002, 08:38 AM
A1 isn't bbq sauce. it's steak sauce. I say you torture 2kyoot's sauce out of her.
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flavorsaver
08-05-2002, 11:18 AM
A1 is more gooder than BBQ sauce, but I'd rather build a robot out of horseradish...the real spicy stuff. His hair will be made out of lettuce and baby corn and he will smell like baby powder...the good stuff, not the generic kind. We'll call him Stu2614 and take a lot of photographs of him holding various Halloween candies.
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