SNIGLETS?

[Death Metal Moe]

REmember this segment? I don't remember the HBO show it used to be on. I don't even remember the comedian, I THINK it was Rich Hall. And I sadly don't even remember any examples of the words.

All I remember is that the guy would make up HYSTERICAL words for funny things and circumstance. I HOPE someone else remembers.

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[hyperspace]

that would be "Not Neciseraly the News" the guys name was Richard Hall" it was a skit show that goofed on the news and world events, etc.

"I don't know how the f**k you knew that ring was a fugazy"

[Gaia]

Even though you tried to rid me of my own faction I will help......

S.O.ASSHOLE...
When someone crosses a huge intersection from a parking lot exit to get to another parking lot entance across the street. S.O.ASSHOLE........

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[Gvac]

I used to LOVE Sniglets!

There's 2 I've never forgotten - "motspur" was the one wheel on a shopping cart that refused to cooperate with the other three, and "flen" was that mysterious goo that forms on the top of a ketchup bottle.

Too funny.

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[blakjeezis]

I used to read these books when I finished whatever standardized testing we were doing in school and I would get in trouble because I would be bent double, tears coming down my face laughing at them and was disturbing the other students still taking their tests. These are some I remember.

Furnidents - The marks in the carpet that the legs of your tables and chairs leave in the rug.

Bowlikinetics - The practice of gyrating your body when bowling in an attempt to change the course of the ball as it goes down the alley.

Snackmosphere - The large pocket of air snack food manufacturers leave at the very top of a bag of chips, pretzels etc.



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[Gaia]

Snackmosphere - The large pocket of air snack food manufacturers leave at the very top of a bag of chips, pretzels etc.

Now THAT'S Fucking funny....

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[Gaia]

I Just remembered another one!!!

BEVA-MIRAGE= That black piece of plastic that used to be at the bottom of a soda bottle, It always made it look like there were 5 oz. of Soda left......

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[Doogie]

Funch- when you turn the pillow over to find the cool spot.

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

[blakjeezis]

BEVA-MIRAGE= That black piece of plastic that used to be at the bottom of a soda bottle, It always made it look like there were 5 oz. of Soda left......

I hate to get all Seinfeld here, but what was the deal with those things? And why did they get rid of them?

Go here for more
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This is the first book, but there were subsequent ones. I will maintain the search !
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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 8-2-02 @ 6:28 PM

[hyperspace]

Sprachet the device used at the check out counter to seperate your items from some one elses.

"I don't know how the f**k you knew that ring was a fugazy"