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Zipgun
07-31-2002, 06:50 PM
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
little birdies dirty feet.
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
and I forgot my spoon!

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
multilated monkey meat,
itsy bitsy birdie feet.
French fried eyeballs,
rolling down a muddy street,
and I forgot my spoon.

But I got my straw!

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
saturated birdy feet.
All wrapped up in
all purpose porpoise pus.
And me without a spoon!

Gee whiz...

But I've got a straw!



This song must have a hundred variations depending on where you're from. As many childhood rhymes do. Back then, there was no Instant Message, Email or web pages. Kids just told each other things that were passed down from generations previous and they spread like the Black Plague.


Good times.



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Sheeplovr
07-31-2002, 07:01 PM
I feel liek chicken tonight
like chicken tongiht??

number 333 its the way to be
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pinkyfloyd
07-31-2002, 09:40 PM
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost its wheel
And the Joker ran away.

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
---'The Daily Show' on the advent of television

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-01-2002, 05:36 AM
But I've got a straw!


Hence the monicker, '6" in a newborn.'

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A.J.
08-01-2002, 05:57 AM
Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
And now it doesn't work.

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Made by Aggie.
Zipgun
08-01-2002, 08:25 AM
Milk milk lemonade,
'round the corner
fudge is made,
stick your finger in the hole,
out pops a tootsie roll.

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Zipgun
08-01-2002, 08:27 AM
But I've got a straw!


Hence the monicker, '6" in a newborn.'




No, it's because of my cock.

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Ralphy Ramone
08-01-2002, 08:27 AM
Hickory Dickery Dock,
a mouse ran up a clock.
OOOHHH!!

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down on top of Jill,
OOOHHH!!!
Aggie
08-01-2002, 08:44 AM
Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
And now it doesn't work

Mine is a little worse...

Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini was a weenie
But the Japs were worse


(No one be offended please, just saying the version I heard)

Deck the Halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la la la la la
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you glad you play with matches?
Fa la la la la la la la la


Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Throw your teacher over board
And listen to him scream!

THAT ONE IS FOR YOU EROLE! :)


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"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm
gonna git you high today. 'Cause it's Friday, you ain't
got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
-Smokey

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It's, Friday mornin, where the weed at?
Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
Cause I wanna get high like a plane
in the sky, with the endo cloud in my brain
Where the fuck are my zig-zags and my lighters?
So I can roll it and set it on fire-Cypress Hill



This message was edited by Aggie on 8-1-02 @ 12:48 PM
Death Metal Moe
08-01-2002, 09:25 AM
Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me go pee pee in your Coke


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-01-2002, 11:58 AM
my cock.


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Zipgun
08-01-2002, 02:26 PM
http://www.ngs.noaa.gov/PROJECTS/GPSmanual/images/tripod.gif

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-02-2002, 05:36 AM
http://www.jacksonhewitt.com/Images/magnifying%20glass.jpg

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nickeye
08-02-2002, 02:47 PM
<img src="http://www.goafrica.co.za/joburg/images/stop-sign.jpg">


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-03-2002, 03:57 PM
http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/motel.jpg

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Zipgun
08-03-2002, 06:23 PM
http://www.restaurante.com/images/dinner%20vignettes/thumbs-up.jpg



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Zipgun
08-03-2002, 06:25 PM
Ok, back to the rhymes folks.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-03-2002, 07:39 PM
Itsy bittsy spider crawled up the water spout.

And you CANNOT have The Fuzzybutt! Get in line-- and Arienette is ahead of you!

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Sheeplovr
08-03-2002, 08:05 PM
1 little 2 little 3 little indains?

number 333 its the way to be
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jafter
08-05-2002, 05:38 PM
When your sliding into home and your pants are full of foam.
diarrhea,
diarrhea


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