Water: Overrated?

[Pootertoot]

I just saw a commercial where Kelly Rippa complains about water's lack of pizazz.

Apparently, water doesn't satisfy her lust for life. Although it is the FIRST thirst-quencher, essential to life as we know it, Ms. Ripa offers a NEW water, one that bursts with flavorful zest, one that will, one assumes, eventually fill our oceans, replacing its inferior forebearer.

WATER IS DEAD! LONG LIVE WATER 2!

All this hubub has got me thinking...has water gone the way of the dinosaurs?

I mean, the past few years, it has really been hanging by a thread, nowhere near as innovative as, say, back in the Ice Ages. When was the last time water made you want to do something extreme, like hijack a spaceship and use it like a skateboard? And water has as many electrolytes as Haley Joel Osment has pubes. Movies like "Waterworld" just prove to me it is past its prime.

So who's with me in overthrowing the water overlords and replacing it?

I know Kelly Ripa is.

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[Sheeplovr]

Its about time water has been nocked downa notch

water has been riding its high horse for way to long

Water 2 will make us run fast and jump high and then we can live on mars

number 333 its the way to be
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[Death Metal Moe]

Yo, it's gotta be the water.

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[erole]

Kelly Ripa should try sea water, it's got the zip-a-dee-doo-da she's looking for
We should add a copule things to water to make it better. Instead of H2O, we should add some more O to it and a bit more H. I call for H10O10. It's balanced and has more than regular water.

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[erole]

Jello based? I won't buy in if Cosby sells it. If someone else sells Jello based water, I'm in.
Would we use this Jello base for everything, including bathing, and flushing the toilet. Cause I'm first in line to hear that suction sound it would make if you flushed a toilet.

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[Pootertoot]

I like the cut of your gib, whatever that means.

I would like to see Water 2, or at least a prototype, Jello-based.

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