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Pootertoot
07-30-2002, 07:34 PM
<A HREF=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/903238.stm>RUN FOR THE HILLS!</A>

Back in the 1950s, science fiction writers predicted that by now robots would be part of everyday life.
So why doesn't everyone have their own personal R2-D2 beeping around their kitchen? One reason is the time and money it takes to design and build them.

A way round this problem is to let robots develop and construct themselves. And taking a leaf out of evolution's book, Hod Lipson and Jordan Pollack, of Brandeis University in Massachusetts,US, have done just that.

They have developed a computer system that uses natural selection to design and automatically build robots.

"We carefully minimised human intervention in both the design and fabrication stages," said Professor Pollack in the journal Nature.

"The only human work was in informing the simulation about the 'universe' that could be manufactured."

Evolutionary path

The basic design was simple, with no resemblance at all to the sophisticated androids of science fiction.

Instead the research team started with a handful of virtual rods, actuators and cables in a computer.

Using sophisticated software that imitates evolution these basic components were then allowed to "evolve" towards a machine with one goal - moving horizontally.

Combinations of rods, actuators and cable "nerves" which proved the most mobile were encouraged to thrive and reproduce. Less mobile arrangements - evolutionary dead-ends - were allowed to die out.

Generations

After 600 generations had passed, the most successful mobile virtual robot design was permitted to build a real version of itself in plastic using a prototyping machine.

From the researchers' point of view, the important thing was that the robot worked in just the way predicted by its virtual ancestor.

Robots have traditionally been designed to be able to operate autonomously.

Now that design and construction have also been automated, self-reproducing machines that might, one day, merit the term "artificial life" are a step closer.

Sophisticated robots like the Terminator are still many years into the future, but scientists working on artificial intelligence have welcomed the experiment as significant.

"This is a long-awaited and necessary step towards the ultimate dream of self-reproducing machines," said Rodney Brooks, director of the Artificial Intelligence Laboratory at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.


Jesus Christ, they can make babies now. And not just retarded babies, but stronger, faster, more mobily babies.

How long before they evolve a jetpack? Or super death beam eyes? Or even LEARN HOW TO LOVE?!? This would effectively end our reign on earth and force us back into the seas...until robots evolve wetsuits. Then we're dead.


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Lulu
07-30-2002, 07:40 PM
hmmm... if we could only teach them how to knife fight, we can rule the world!! muhahahahaha!!

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ToddEVF
07-30-2002, 07:40 PM
You're parinoid. I think you've seen Armitage too many times. Oh well. I'd be parinoid too.

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nickeye
07-30-2002, 07:48 PM
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law


I can hear your geek orgasms from here.

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Pootertoot
07-30-2002, 07:52 PM
They'll break the prime directives as soon as we don't honor the treaties for their robot reservations.

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HordeKing1
07-31-2002, 04:39 PM
These self-replicating robots are called Von Nuemann Machines, and are staples of science fiction novels involving terraforming.

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Pootertoot
07-31-2002, 04:49 PM
These self-replicating robots are called Von Nuemann Machines, and are staples of science fiction novels involving terraforming.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Cybersoldier
07-31-2002, 05:51 PM
Give me a break you have and the person who wrote that article watched too many science fiction movie or watch the matrix, blade runner, and the terminator too many times

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Pootertoot
07-31-2002, 06:29 PM
Give me a break you have and the person who wrote that article watched too many science fiction movie or watch the matrix, blade runner, and the terminator too many times


Thinking like that you'll die in the first wave.

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A.J.
07-31-2002, 06:43 PM
This reminds me of that movie "Demon Seed" with Fritz Weaver and Julie Christie.

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Cybersoldier
07-31-2002, 06:47 PM
better dead than a slave to a robot haha

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PanterA
07-31-2002, 07:07 PM
I'll sum it up in this referrance:

"We're not sure who struck first, us or them. But what we do know is that we're the ones the scorched the sky. It was believed that without an energy supply as resourceful as the sun, they wouldn't survive."

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Pootertoot
07-31-2002, 07:10 PM
better dead than a slave to a robot haha <P>
Oh we will fight. FIGHT for our FREEDOM. Not even robots will keep us down. <P>
For are we not men? <P>
We are Devo. <P>
<i>Are we not<b> Men?</i></b> <P>
<b>D <P>
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V <P>
O!!!!!!</b> <P>

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-31-2002, 07:21 PM
Pootmeister--

You're too reactive!

We'll be ok! Trust the Fuzzybutt.

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Pootertoot
07-31-2002, 07:24 PM
Pootmeister--

You're too reactive!

We'll be ok! Trust the Fuzzybutt.


Sure, you say that now, but when the robots are using your cats to fuel their proton accelerators, will you be thinking the same?

I warned everyone about the Latin Explosion. But no one listened. Before the flames were quelled, raping and looting was rampant from people living la vida loca, speaking in some postapocalyptic tongue they called "Spanglish", but we all knew it was the language of the devil himself.

Do you want to take that chance again? I know I don't. And I will remain forever vigilant to threats to our way of life, robotic or aquatic, in the name of Ninja Jesus. forever and ever, amen.

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Cybersoldier
07-31-2002, 07:28 PM
PantanA great line from the matrix to use and I trust you fuzzy

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EffMeBoobs
08-01-2002, 03:24 AM
Note to self: Make sure to give him lots of sex and blow jobs tomorrow, this boy needs to get a few loads off his chest......err....out of his sac.

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