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girl germs
06-11-2001, 06:12 AM
if you do i hope you die of brain cancer.

that is all.

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The Blowhard
06-11-2001, 07:42 AM
Cell phones sure beat those public pay phones that smell like ass and have aids and snot and poop on them.

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"
Pootertoot
06-11-2001, 09:12 AM
I still lick those public phones whenever I see one. Tastes like dried semen and ground beef.

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TomPoo
06-11-2001, 09:41 AM
Yes cell phones are just another evil in society. I mean the idea of being able to call someone when ever you want, I mean faster, clearer communications to anyone; anywhere; at any time... well now that is just wrong. Anyone who tries to make there lives a little more convenient should die of brain cancer.

In fact we should get rid of call waiting, caller ID, redial, HELL EVEN TOUCH-TONE, ***I say go back to rotary dial!!!!!! Wasn't rotary dial the best, if you fuck up you get to start that painful process all over again.

Down WITH CELL PHONES!!!!!


Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo
JustJon
06-11-2001, 09:46 AM
I've seen enough stuff done to public phones that I would never use one if I didn't have to. I bought a cell phone because I used to commute an hour and a half to work, and the couple times I needed it made it worth having.

But fuck people who use them while driving!

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skullcrush
06-11-2001, 04:06 PM
i miss good old phone booths

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me
The Blowhard
06-11-2001, 06:46 PM
Me too Skull. They were the best place to pee!
And while we are at it, fuck star 69! It's getting harder and harder to make a good obscene call these days!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"
sunndoggy8
06-13-2001, 05:33 PM
I personally never wanted to use one, and got so annoyed with people who drove with them. Recently though, I bought one because I have this fear of someday needing it for an emergency, but I vowed I would not be like those other cell phone people.

But once I got it, it totally changed and I started making tons of calls, just randomly, cause it was a cool new toy. Anyhow, now I only use it if I really need it, otherwise not that much. And no risk of brain cancer, cause I use one of those nifty headsets that goes right over your ear, so I'm free to talk and live for years!! :)

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topless_mike
10-02-2009, 05:06 AM
why is it harder to find just a regular cell phone?
i dont like how these "smart phones" are quickly being forced down our throats.
ANC
10-02-2009, 05:18 AM
why is it harder to find just a regular cell phone?
i dont like how these "smart phones" are quickly being forced down our throats.

They aren't hard to find at all....

http://www.letsgomobile.org/images/news/jitterbug/jitterbug-phone.jpg

:laugh:
FrogSlayer
10-02-2009, 05:28 AM
why is it harder to find just a regular cell phone?
i dont like how these "smart phones" are quickly being forced down our throats.

I have a job that usually costs me a phone or two a year due to tough conditions. I don't want an all in one device. You are right, when i got this phone I only had a few to choose from. the downside is I carry a phone, an MP3 and a Palm TX. But at least I won't loose everything at the same time
Count Chocula
10-02-2009, 05:30 AM
if you do i hope you die of brain cancer.

that is all.

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<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"<a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">all i want to do is ride bikes with you</a> and stay up late and watch cartoons. ducktales shirt tales sailor moon g.i joe <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">robotech ron jeremy shrew</a>. i wanna watch cartoons with you josy and the pussycats and scooby doo. <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com/">i want you to watch cartoons with me</a> he-man voltron and hong kong fui"</b></font>
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I still lick those public phones whenever I see one. Tastes like dried semen and ground beef.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/pennywise.gif">

Yes cell phones are just another evil in society. I mean the idea of being able to call someone when ever you want, I mean faster, clearer communications to anyone; anywhere; at any time... well now that is just wrong. Anyone who tries to make there lives a little more convenient should die of brain cancer.

In fact we should get rid of call waiting, caller ID, redial, HELL EVEN TOUCH-TONE, ***I say go back to rotary dial!!!!!! Wasn't rotary dial the best, if you fuck up you get to start that painful process all over again.

Down WITH CELL PHONES!!!!!


Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo

i miss good old phone booths

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

I personally never wanted to use one, and got so annoyed with people who drove with them. Recently though, I bought one because I have this fear of someday needing it for an emergency, but I vowed I would not be like those other cell phone people.

But once I got it, it totally changed and I started making tons of calls, just randomly, cause it was a cool new toy. Anyhow, now I only use it if I really need it, otherwise not that much. And no risk of brain cancer, cause I use one of those nifty headsets that goes right over your ear, so I'm free to talk and live for years!! :)

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All of you are stupid and gay.
underdog
10-02-2009, 05:31 AM
why is it harder to find just a regular cell phone?
i dont like how these "smart phones" are quickly being forced down our throats.

I just went to the Verizon Wireless website and easily found 30 basic phones.

They're easy to find, they just aren't advertised.
mikeyboy
10-02-2009, 05:42 AM
All of you are stupid and gay.

Posting as a board character and taking on people who haven't posted in years -- your e-muscles are fierce!
sailor
10-02-2009, 06:39 AM
Posting as a board character and taking on people who haven't posted in years -- your e-muscles are fierce!

knock it off.
JohnCharles
10-02-2009, 06:46 AM
Why drag up this old and dead thread?

Of course, we all have cell phones.

Who didn't in 2001?

Mongolians?
A.J.
10-02-2009, 06:53 AM
Of course, we all have cell phones.

Only an idiot wouldn't have a cell phone in this day and age!
Furtherman
10-02-2009, 07:01 AM
Why drag up this old and dead thread?

Of course, we all have cell phones.

Who didn't in 2001?

Mongolians?

I didn't have one until four years ago.
boobieman
10-02-2009, 07:12 AM
Yea for me I have 2..one for work one for family...good thing I smoke and drink too much..that brain cancer will have to wait in line....

SEEYAYAYSSEEE
JerseyRich
10-02-2009, 07:25 AM
yes.
underdog
10-02-2009, 07:38 AM
I didn't have one until four years ago.

God damned Mongolian.
instrument
10-02-2009, 07:39 AM
Anyone who carries a "palm pilot" and a cell phone needs to have their head examined.

Throw in a mp3 player as well, and you are obviously creating an excuse for a "man bag".
JerseyRich
10-02-2009, 07:58 AM
Anyone who carries a "palm pilot" and a cell phone needs to have their head examined.

Throw in a mp3 player as well, and you are obviously creating an excuse for a "man bag".

I place them all safely in the pockets of my blouse.
Dell
10-02-2009, 08:05 AM
Anyone who carries a "palm pilot" and a cell phone needs to have their head examined.

Throw in a mp3 player as well, and you are obviously creating an excuse for a "man bag".

unless it is all three...in one...

http://www.dabbledoo.com/ee/images/uploads/gadgetell/verizon-blue-palm-centro_425.jpg
A.J.
10-02-2009, 08:10 AM
I place them all safely in the pockets of my blouse.

Not your vest?
KatPw
10-02-2009, 08:14 AM
why is it harder to find just a regular cell phone?
i dont like how these "smart phones" are quickly being forced down our throats.

Because the phone companies make more money that way.
topless_mike
10-02-2009, 08:15 AM
knock it off.

get over yourself, will you?
JerseyRich
10-02-2009, 08:18 AM
Not your vest?

That is reserved for my pocket watch and snuff pouch.
A.J.
10-02-2009, 08:20 AM
That is reserved for my pocket watch and snuff pouch.

Of course, Your Lordship.
led37zep
10-02-2009, 09:40 AM
why is it harder to find just a regular cell phone?
i dont like how these "smart phones" are quickly being forced down our throats.

Blowhard is that you?
Kublakhan61
10-03-2009, 06:05 AM
I didn't have one until four years ago.

I still don't. Unless it's between the hours of 8 and 4, then I carry my work phone. Otherwise I don't have a cell. I have a land-line and an email address. I'll be quietly reading if you need me.

EDIT: I also listen to FM radio ... though the tuner is digital. WFMU!!
furie
10-03-2009, 08:19 AM
it's amazing how things have changed since 2001.
then they were arguing against using public payphones.
now, you'd be hard pressed to find a pay phone.
i can't even think of where i could find one. even in the city most of those phones have been removed.
Kublakhan61
10-03-2009, 12:02 PM
i can't even think of where i could find one. even in the city most of those phones have been removed.

I'd venture to guess you don't see them because you don't need them. I have never needed a pay phone and had difficulty finding one. They are everywhere!
furie
10-03-2009, 02:02 PM
you

???

I'd venture to guess you don't see them because you don't need them. I have never needed a pay phone and had difficulty finding one. They are everywhere!

ok, by your rationale, since you don't need them either, then you don't see them, so how do you know they're everywhere?

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TooLowBrow
10-03-2009, 02:06 PM
payphone directory (http://www.payphone-project.com/payphones/usa/212/1/)
IamFogHat
10-03-2009, 02:07 PM
People didn't all have cell phones in 2001? I'm pretty sure I did and I was in high school.
BlackSpider
10-03-2009, 02:10 PM
People didn't all have cell phones in 2001? I'm pretty sure I did and I was in high school.

I had one in '92 I think...
GregoryJoseph
10-03-2009, 02:12 PM
After doing the whole smartphone thing I'm back to using a regular old cell.

It's a beautiful thing.
BlackSpider
10-03-2009, 02:13 PM
After doing the whole smartphone thing I'm back to using a regular old cell.

It's a beautiful thing.

I think you just talked me into going back to dial-up internet...
Kublakhan61
10-03-2009, 02:29 PM
???



ok, by your rationale, since you don't need them either, then you don't see them, so how do you know they're everywhere?

See post 31. The post where I said I don't have a cell phone. My work phone is my in work desk. I turn it on when I get in at 8 and I turn it off and put it in the desk at 4. I use payphones.

EDIT: From nyc.gov: As of July 7, 2009, there 18,090 active public pay telephones on City sidewalks regulated by DoITT. Sixty-five percent, or 11,842 of these pay phones are located at the curbside, and 35%, or 6,248 pay phones, are located at the building line
jauble
10-03-2009, 02:41 PM
I still don't. Unless it's between the hours of 8 and 4, then I carry my work phone. Otherwise I don't have a cell. I have a land-line and an email address. I'll be quietly reading if you need me.

EDIT: I also listen to FM radio ... though the tuner is digital. WFMU!!



Mongolian
furie
10-03-2009, 03:05 PM
See post 31. The post where I said I don't have a cell phone. My work phone is my in work desk. I turn it on when I get in at 8 and I turn it off and put it in the desk at 4. I use payphones.

EDIT: From nyc.gov: As of July 7, 2009, there 18,090 active public pay telephones on City sidewalks regulated by DoITT. Sixty-five percent, or 11,842 of these pay phones are located at the curbside, and 35%, or 6,248 pay phones, are located at the building line

okay, but my post wasn't directed at you
Kublakhan61
10-03-2009, 03:05 PM
Mongolian

hahaha ... I have an iPod, doesn't that escalate me to at least Native American?
jauble
10-03-2009, 03:39 PM
hahaha ... I have an iPod, doesn't that escalate me to at least Native American?

That`s a step up?
TheMojoPin
10-03-2009, 03:42 PM
I still don't. Unless it's between the hours of 8 and 4, then I carry my work phone. Otherwise I don't have a cell. I have a land-line and an email address. I'll be quietly reading if you need me.

EDIT: I also listen to FM radio ... though the tuner is digital. WFMU!!

I like the cut of your giblets.

Also: cell phones did 9/11. If only we had listened to this thread. So innocent...
TheMojoPin
10-03-2009, 03:44 PM
That`s a step up?

Mongolians at least still have their own country and a world-renowned cuisine. I'd say Native American is a BIG step down from them.

Though the Mongolians have somehow managed to make wrestling even gayer than it already was:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Mongolian_warriors.jpg