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girl germs

06-10-2001, 11:13 PM

<img src="http://www.dork.com/noway/bedazzler.jpg">

well, everybody knows i like to kick it old school and the bedazzler is old school, right?

i bedazzled a shirt the other day. what does that mean? it means i'm crafty. so...how come i don't get my own tv show? what's up with that? i demand an explanation.

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TomPoo

06-11-2001, 03:48 AM

I HAVE ONE TOO!!!!! Infact I made a jacket this weekend

It say on the back:

"TomPoo is full of shit!!!"

I was inspired by you Girl Germs.

Reeking of Awesomeness
---Tom Poo

The Blowhard

06-11-2001, 07:29 AM

LOL Germs! Back in the day I was into making my own tie/dye shirts...I hope they make a comeback.

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Pootertoot

06-11-2001, 08:53 AM

Could you use it for cheap piercings?

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sunndoggy8

06-11-2001, 02:30 PM

Definitely Pooter, I've Bedazzled my entire genital area...talk about shiny!

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skullcrush

06-11-2001, 04:02 PM

i thought you had too live in the projects too own one of them.il trade you for my "like new" flow-bee

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

Pootertoot

06-11-2001, 07:57 PM

Flowbees make for GREAT at-home abortion kits, for those not in the know.

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girl germs

06-13-2001, 07:59 AM

"Definitely Pooter, I've Bedazzled my entire genital area...talk about shiny!"

sunny, you're a freak.

"i thought you had too live in the projects too own one of them.il trade you for my "like new" flow-bee"

i don't live in the projects but i'm down with the homies. i would trade with you but i don't know what a flow-bee is. sorry.

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