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The Blowhard
07-28-2002, 01:39 PM
Serial defecator hunted by police

Police in Holland are hunting a mystery person who's been defecating in public places.

Piles of human faeces and toilet paper have been found dotted around Langezwaag over a two year period.

They've been found at the football ground, cycle track, on park benches, and in houses which are being built.

Police say the culprit is hard to find because he strikes at irregular intervals.

Benno van den Akker, from the town's football club, told Dagblad van het Noorden: "It started two years ago with a little heap in the dug out. Then he went again in the centre of the field and in the goal."

Resident Henk De Vries said: "It's a very dirty story. Dog dirt is very dirty but this is even worse. The person who did it should have his head pushed in it."

Story filed: 13:00 Sunday 28th July 2002


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blakjeezis
07-28-2002, 02:22 PM
You know what's funny? In one of those completely random cosmic coincidences, LANGEZWAAG! is the noise I make while defecating. I'm not usually in public though.

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Tall_James
07-29-2002, 03:38 AM
It could be caused by a rogue Gorilla. Or a Hippo with a jet pack.

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The Blowhard
07-29-2002, 06:02 AM
Europeans are freaky, especially the Dutch. Wooden shoes? Are they kidding?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-29-2002, 06:12 AM
because he strikes at irregular intervals.


Someone needs Metamucil.

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nickeye
07-30-2002, 08:04 PM
Why NickEye Loves the Board, Reason #1:

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten (the rest I learned in Heckler's news clippings)

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Pootertoot
07-30-2002, 08:23 PM
Or a Hippo with a jet pack.


What the?! Now this is getting scary.

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DroopyGirl
07-30-2002, 11:01 PM
I swear I didn't do it!! :P

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ToddEVF
07-30-2002, 11:21 PM
Why NickEye Loves the Board, Reason #1:

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten (the rest I learned in Heckler's news clippings)


DUDE!!! HECKLER ROCKS!!! Esspecially when it come to news clippings.

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cozmokramer
08-09-2002, 11:06 PM
Heckler = the reason i don't pay attention in school.

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furie
08-12-2002, 10:55 AM
I guess Nigle Powers was right...

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