Lunchtime in the Cafeteria

[Tall_James]

When I was in middle school, they put TVs in the cafeteria for the students to watch while they ate (a great concept that has served me well for the rest of my life). Anyway, we only got good reception on one channel (this was before cable existed) and we watched one program all year long... THE DON HO SHOW. It was a variety show featuring Hawaii's national treasure. Anyway, when the jungle drums started the show, all the kids would put down their food and bang on the tables like savages.

Any cafeteria memories sticking with you like industrial strength tapioca pudding?

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[ADF]

I usually brown-bagged it and ate outside. One of the luxuries of going to school in California, I suppose. I never was, or will be, one of the cool kids who got to sit at the cool table. Bah, I didn't want to sit there anyway.

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[Arienette]

ahh cafeteria memories... i remember this one time, as a junior in high school. i was dating this guy - he was a total violent asshole fuck-up type. there was this really loud and annoying freshman kid sitting at a table with his little freshman buddies. my bf went over behind the kid, motioning for the other kids at the table not to let on that he was there. anyway, he goes behind annoying kid, grabbed him by the hair and started pounding his head into the cafeteria table whilst continually repeating "stop being so loud..." or something like that.

cafeteria time wasn't really that much fun for me back then... i spent a lot of time apologizing to people for things i didnt do

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[Death Metal Moe]

I really didn't like too many people in High School, and I guess they didn't like me either. So I'd buy a Warm Pretzel and a juice, and eat outside, alone. Then, I'd pocket the rest of the lunch money my parents gave me, and spend it on other shit.

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[Sheeplovr]

i was molested at lunch by a girl

my freind cut the power cord to the TV cuase all that was on was BET during lunch blasting

throwing food on walls is fun

and peopel lunch time is not for eatign i see u savges eating int he cafietera and stuff it just makes em sick a juice box is al i needed and its good and clean

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[The Blowhard]

I always felt bad for the "free lunch kids".
They forced them to wait in line for a ticket, as we walked by them with our trays of 30 deserts, tater tots and half pints of chocolate milk. We always held eating contests because the food was so inexpensive, and also because we were morons.
I once ate almost 50 puddings, and promptly puked in my Social Studies class.

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[cozmokramer]

Boy Oh Boy I've been waiting for a thread like this. Sitting at a table with a bunch of chnics and nerds is really great. Here are some memories:

Two kids fighting in the cafeteria with one jumping off a bench from the lunch table on to the other (it was almost like a bad wrestling match - very funny)

Making the Undisputed Hot Sauce Eating Champion and the Undisputed Mayonaise Eating Champion

In Kindergarden (when they didn't seperate the retards from the normals) My friend got hit in the face with an apple pie thrown by a retard.

The Many times of when a kid would drop his tray and everyone would laugh until he started to cry. (the kid crying was usually me)

Having Milk chugging races

thats about it.WOOO



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[A.J.]

I remember hot dogs and baked beans every Thursday, pizza every Friday.

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[Ralphy Ramone]

How many times did you hear this,"Hey man ,you gotta dime!?".

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[Sheeplovr]

How many times did you hear this,"Hey man ,you gotta dime!?".





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[nortonfan]

I remember hot dogs and baked beans every Thursday, pizza every Friday.




i think everyone one has pizza friday

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sporks baby sporks i know i spelled this one right. you know the sporks in the plastic packs with the want to be napkins in them they were usually blue <P>

[RF Godfather]

When I was in middle school, they put TVs in the cafeteria for the students to watch while they ate (a great concept that has served me well for the rest of my life). Anyway, we only got good reception on one channel (this was before cable existed) and we watched one program all year long... THE DON HO SHOW. It was a variety show featuring Hawaii's national treasure."Tiny Bubbles.... makes me happy... makes me feel fine *dances in his chair* LUCKY!

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In elementary school we didn't have a cafeteria so we ate in our classrooms. We would get the tv tured on in the classroom if we couldn't play outside.

In Archbishop Molloy High School (all boys school), we had a cafeteria. I always enjoyed the pizza or the chicken parm. The cafeteria was divided in long rows of tables. There was a special table near the exit to the parking lot (smaller than the other rows) and it was unofficial called "The Power Table." I resided there and it felt good. I hated whenever I saw a panhandler kid go around. I would usually give the money but it was just plain annoying like those hobos on your block.

A memory Tall_James? One of my friends was such a freak that one day he took a banana, swallowed some, turned his back to us and then started the rolling dice gesture on his pants and spit up his banana on our table. Purely disgusting but funny nevertheless.

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[Sheeplovr]

no one cares i got molested at lunch

and i thought u all cared

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[ADF]

no one cares i got molested at lunch

and i thought u all cared




You were asking for it.. reenacting the carrot scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and all. That was so hot.

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[blakjeezis]

Screw pizza. My favorite was chicken patty on a bun. I loved that shit.

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[Sheeplovr]

Screw pizza. My favorite was chicken patty on a bun. I loved that shit.



my friend called them bloody vagina burgers

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[A.J.]

My favorite was chicken patty on a bun


And when they put some sauce and cheese on it, it became "chicken parmagiana".

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[RF Godfather]

my friend called them bloody vagina burgers Eek, I'll stick to the chicken parm myself, lol.

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[Sheeplovr]

Eek, I'll stick to the chicken parm myself, lol.




would you eat it if it was bloody cock burger?

(of coarse cock = rooster)

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[RF Godfather]

would you eat it if it was bloody cock burger?
Very tempting.... er... I mean never.

Where's my chick parm?!? Phew. Changing the subject always works.

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