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Captain Rooster
07-27-2002, 09:33 PM
This is the greatest winter pasttime ever thought of.

Thank God he created a malleable substance that can be thrown so easily on boring winter days.

I can remember wailing snowballs at cars in my neighborhood. The people used to be like, "Oh, that's juss ole drunk Micky's kid throwin' shit again."

Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow!



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HordeKing1
07-27-2002, 09:39 PM
I'm sure that was "God's" intention when he or she or they "created" snow.

For you to wail away at cars. ;)

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Captain Rooster
07-27-2002, 09:40 PM
It is better than being hit by Zeus' friggin' lightning!





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HordeKing1
07-27-2002, 09:42 PM
I don't know, people get a charge out of lightning.

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Captain Rooster
07-27-2002, 10:06 PM
People get more of a charge out of 11-year-olds whippin' snowballs at unsuspecting, elderly drivers trying to navigate threacherous roads in mid-January!



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DarkHippie
07-28-2002, 06:08 AM
damn whippersnappers!

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Tall_James
07-28-2002, 07:00 AM
you know, you can lose an eye that way.

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Sheeplovr
07-28-2002, 08:04 AM
i like ot lay down face first in the snow in a mound of snow right next to the raod and stay strill and wait for people to pull over and tap me then i get up and scream

the worst was when 5 cars past me i was 12 they shoudl of stoped those bastards woudl of let em die



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blakjeezis
07-28-2002, 09:10 AM
My friends and I loved this so much that we would do it all year 'round. When there wasn't snow on the ground we would throw tennis balls and racquet balls at cars. Not hard enough to do any damage, just enough so the driver would know we were there.

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Death Metal Moe
07-28-2002, 09:29 AM
THAT WAS YOU?!?! You little SON OF A BITCH! I know your parents! And you're gonna pay for this dent!

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The Blowhard
07-28-2002, 01:57 PM
Rule #1 in Brooklyn: NEVER throw ice balls at busloads of Hasidic Jews!
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DarkHippie
07-28-2002, 02:05 PM
could be worse, could be Monsey

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JimBeam
09-20-2003, 02:53 PM
I'm with Blakjeezis. We used to do it all year long. snowballs in the winter, tomatoes in the summer & spring and eggs in the fall.
We had a prime spot near my house where we could hit them from my backyard and then bail into my basement.
We'd have one crazy bastard wait until the person stopped and got out of the car and then he'd fire another one.
Great stuff.

I have balls !!!

Mike Teacher
09-20-2003, 02:55 PM
Snowball?

How do you throw a Mouthful of Cum at Cars?



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Wormwood
09-20-2003, 03:04 PM
How do you throw a Mouthful of Cum at Cars?

Thats the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, and from a science teacher too. The least you could do is put it in the form of a projectile motion physics question.

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hatetreehighway
09-21-2003, 03:37 AM
throwing snowballs at busses and trying to hit there rearview mirror to see if you can make em swerve..
sick huh !

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high fly
09-25-2003, 10:15 AM
For us, counterpart in summertime was skipping frisbees over cars as they went by. Sometimes one would go skimming across someone's windshield just so and as the car stopped we'd all scram.

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sr71blackbird
09-27-2003, 05:13 AM
I feel like Im in Back to The Future

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dukesisgay
10-29-2003, 03:15 PM
my dad told me once when he was a kid he threw a snowball at a car, the guy had his window down and it hit him in the head and he went off the road into a ditch. hahahah!

walking joint
10-29-2003, 03:49 PM
i live on a busy road. while shoveling during one of the many snow storms last year a car stopped...a kid got out, bent over and threw a snow ball at me. then drove off. he missed by a mile and if i wasn't so stunned by the whole event i would have nailed his car back. it was two 16-18 year old kids and they thought it was so funny. i just stood there and watched.

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Hottub
10-29-2003, 04:53 PM
Damn, when we were kids, we would wait at the Bus Stop & wave down the ol' 165.

When that driver opened the door to let in the new riders....

Wow, we were stupid kids!

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bigbaldirish
10-29-2003, 10:29 PM
I can remember wailing snowballs at cars in my neighborhood

or the summertime version with water baloons and open windows

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reeshy
10-30-2003, 02:27 AM
Do that to my car and you'll be a greasy spot on the road!!!!

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shellcreatives
10-31-2003, 09:29 PM
I grew up in carriage country, not much fun for snowball throwing.
I recently learned of the joy of twisting little packets of katsup into grenades and chucking them at cars, does that count?

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TeRRoR
10-31-2003, 11:22 PM
the cops actually came lookin for me one time because we hit my bitchy cunt neighbors car... she bugged and called the cops...

ya, like we would tell the truth the cop... give me a fuckin break

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ScotchGuard
02-07-2004, 05:06 PM
Growing up in my neighborhood, you carried a pre-packed snowball as a defensive weopon. More than a few times the cars would stop and come after you after a roadside snowball bombing

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