Remember when buying Milk DIDN'T Require a Home Equity Loan?

[Death Metal Moe]

Here's a little skit for you all.
The role of the Clerk is played by Bill Marh, because I Don't Like Him!

"A Gallon of CONTEMPT"

By Death Metal Moe

(Death Metal Moe takes a gallon of whole milk from the cooler, and places it on the register counter at his local Quick Check)

clerk: "$3.00 please."

Death Metal Moe: "Excuse me?"

C: "That gallon of Milk you brought up here, Einstein. It requires you to give me 3 American dollars."

DMM: "You better be Shittin' me, Bag Jocky."

C: "What? Hey listen pal, I don't set the prices for this shit. Just pay me, or leave the milk here."

DMM: "Well you little pillow biter, I NEEED FUCKING MILK, so I must pay your Blood Money. CHOKE ON IT!"

(3 crisp Washingtons are currently digesting inside some Quick Check clerk's stomach)

Well, not really, but this is how I feel when I go to the store for MILK! How can Cow Run Off in a plastic bottle cost so much??

Moo Juice USED to be a lot cheaper! Now I know everything goes up in price, but it just seems that shit that Cows LEAK shouldn't cost so much!

I remember a gallon of milk only costing like $1.25! Anyone else?

APPRECIATE THIS!!!

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[DarkHippie]

you shouldn't have traded your cow for those magic beans

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[Tall_James]

We should get this play produced!
"A Gallon of CONTEMPT"

Hey Moe - pour me a "Gallon of CHAMPAGNE"...AT THE OSCARS!!!! ge ge ge ge

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-27-02 @ 1:32 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh man, I'm all creative and shit, and NO ONE responds!

SCREW YOU!!

Oh, and MILK IS TOO EXPENSIVE!!

DEATH FACTION!

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[ShelleBink]

welcome to america.

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[ToddEVF]

dude, that skit kicks ass. it would work a lot better is it were produced, oh well, people can hope and dream can't they

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DEATH FACTION
IRISH FACTION

[Death Metal Moe]

Good news. The BJ's wholesale club near me sells milk for about $2.50. So I can waste my time on those LONG ASS LINES at warehouse clubs, or just EAT the 50 cents, and get my milk in a timly fashion.

THIS BLOWS!!

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