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Pootertoot
07-25-2002, 02:46 PM
<A HREF=http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-1018360,00.html>Boob Licking Scam Busted</A>

When men were stopped in the streets of Columbia and asked if they wanted to lick a woman's breast many thought their dreams had come true.


The women would pose seductively outside glitzy bars and restaurants and encourage goggle-eyed men to stop their cars and take a closer look.

But after helping themselves to what was on offer, the men would wake up hours later to find their wallets and cars missing.

Unbeknown to the men the temptresses had smeared the breasts with a powerful drug that reduced their victims to a stupor. Bogota police said the narcotic caused the men to lose their will-power.

"They dissolved the pills in water and rubbed it into their breasts," a spokeswoman said.

Three women, in their late teens and early 20s, have been arrested.

Last Modified: 18:46 UK


Now, this happened in Bogota, and with our shitty intelligence operatives, word of this probably hasn't gotten to local law enforcement.

Combined with my incredible organizational skills and penchant for evil, Pantera's ability to get most any narcotic, and <i>your breasts</i>, we can accumulate massive amounts of money and hightail it to Boca before anyone knows what happened.

As a matter of fact, we could get, I'd say, 98% of the men here to lick your breasts, knowing full well what would happen to them. It's a goldmine, I tells ya! A GOLDMINE!

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PanterA
07-25-2002, 03:01 PM
Pantera's ability to get most any narcotic3 days, $2,000, and a 1/2oz. of hydroponic marijuana(for myself), I can get you anything you want.

hehehe just a joke nudge nudge ::christhecop:: huhuhuhuh

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sweet201
07-25-2002, 04:10 PM
I am so in!!!

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Aggie
07-25-2002, 04:53 PM
You know what, even though it would make me feel cheap and deamened, I'll still do it. ONLY because Pootertoot is the man behind it all. Anythiing his mind comes up with has to work.
As a matter of fact, we could get, I'd say, 98% of the men here to lick your breasts, knowing full well what would happen to them. It's a goldmine, I tells ya! A GOLDMINE!
lol :)

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so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

Katylina
07-25-2002, 04:58 PM
Where do I sign up? I can never keep my clothes on-- might as well make some profit with it!

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This message was edited by Katylina on 7-25-02 @ 9:02 PM

ChrisTheCop
07-25-2002, 05:07 PM
word of this probably hasn't gotten to local law enforcement.


I'm going back to work tomorrow...better act fast!

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nortonfan
07-25-2002, 05:13 PM
Where do I sign up? I can never keep my clothes on-- might as well make some profit with it!


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Katylina
07-25-2002, 05:18 PM
xKatylina

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EffMeBoobs
07-25-2002, 05:44 PM
Just call me LickMeBoobs.

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DarkHippie
07-25-2002, 05:49 PM
surry, but this was on "the daily show" months ago

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Katylina
07-25-2002, 06:00 PM
shh don't burst my bubble

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ToddEVF
07-25-2002, 06:14 PM
ok. . . remind me never to lick breasts if i have money or a vehicle. wait i never have any of each. . . so where in colombia is this?

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sunndoggy8
07-25-2002, 06:30 PM
surry, but this was on "the daily show" months ago


So Pootertoot, now you're stealing bits from the Jon Stewart and the Daily Show writers? Somewhere, Adam Corolla is laughing.

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HordeKing1
07-25-2002, 07:36 PM
KATYLINA - Looking at your sig pic, I thought it prudent to remind you that the scam is to paint the breasts with the drugs, not the butt.

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Pootertoot
07-25-2002, 09:12 PM
surry, but this was on "the daily show" months ago


It's ironic that I'm being pointed out as behind the times by a hippie.

You're just jealous that I control the breasts, and not just our luscious manbreasts anymore!

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sourkitty
07-26-2002, 01:52 PM
yo that was a really good idea/plan... i wish i thought of it 1st. I mite even like the guys lickin it.... hehehe but now there is another region they did not try yet....

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ToddEVF
07-26-2002, 01:55 PM
wow. . . that openes things up a lot. . . I say to double the profits we scam the ladies too. . . you know get a guy rub the stuff on his. . . you know. . . then bickity bam, insta-cash.

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Pootertoot
07-26-2002, 02:07 PM
wow. . . that openes things up a lot. . . I say to double the profits we scam the ladies too. . . you know get a guy rub the stuff on his. . . you know. . . then bickity bam, insta-cash.

If it was that easy to get the ladies to lick the bone, why would we bother doing anything else?

Men, however, will lick almost <i>anything</i> you put in front of them. <i>Especially</i> breasts.

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Cybersoldier
07-26-2002, 02:14 PM
old news heard about this from the daily show, O&A, and I think ron and fez + the radiochick talked about this too

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Katylina
07-26-2002, 02:25 PM
KATYLINA - Looking at your sig pic, I thought it prudent to remind you that the scam is to paint the breasts with the drugs, not the butt.
Am I even allowed to have my breasts in my sig pic?

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